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noodle_knocker said:
Hi everyone. I am a married 34 year old male with 2 small children. I have been reading lit stories off and on for a few months, but only recently started posting - I think this post #3 - lol. I hope to be able to meet a few women that can carry on an intelligent conversation about life or whatever. I am tired of getting emailed or pm'ed from women who send me naked pictures of themselves, announce their breast size, and ask if I want to talk nasty. Can't we just talk about the weather any more? Lol.
 
Welcome

I've also been reading Lit for years, and only recently starting posting on the BB - it's absolutely wonderful for introverts like me. I'm actually becoming more outgoing in real life because of the confidence gained here. Have fun, and PM if you want. :kiss:

Deaconden said:
Ok, so I finally got off the ball and joined (I'm not really a joiner). I have found almost everything I could conceive of in the pages of Literotica. I have not tried any submissions as yet, but am told that I am a pretty good writer and should try.

I'm close to fifty (I don't want to think about which side of 50), male, single and basically shy, divorced for 4 years, unmarried for 7 years (for the kid's sake), and unfulfilled sexually since my second child was born. Sex was still a reguirement for her after the first because we wanted two kids. I hear there are medical explanations for the lack of desire these days, but we were too far gone by that time to look for solutions.

Since my second was born, I found VHS and then the computer. I have been reading erotica since I found the bag of pulp smut novels in an alley when I was fourteen. Then I found Literotica a couple of years ago and have been hooked ever since.

Now I find most of my excitement, vicarously, through the writings and experiences of others. I am always hoping to find a free spirit or another borderline introvert that has many pent-up yearnings wanting bust loose.
 
Ooops, out of order

Sorry, I should have introduced myself before responding to other posts. I am a 37yo female, married (don't know how long or if it's going to last), have only been posting for a few weeks (except for a couple in January). This has truly been liberating for me. There are some really caring, nice, sexy people here, some very funny people, and then the few that are to be avoided.

Howdy to all from Hawaii-
 
Hi from down under

I'm 40s guy from New Zealand, I'm genuinely interested in erotic literature and enjoy meeting likeminded people. Some nice photos on the site too.

Good on you all who are taking the step of sharing your literary efforts with us all, maybe I'll pluck up the courage to do so myself one day.

D
 
Newbie

Hello everyone. I am very new to the writing scene, but I would have to say that writing in the erotic genre has sparked something in me. I am a 36, 5'11", brown hair, hazel eyes. I live in N. Central Texas where it seems like nothing happens and no one for it to happen with. I have interacted with a few on this site and found it to be very pleasant. I look forward to meeting any women from my area with the same interest. I am starting a reading night were a few in the area can get together and read erotic literature together. It hightens the senses beyond imagination. Anyway, I look forward to developing my skills in writing.
 
The muse has got me ...

Hi all,

If you should look, you'll see I've been a member for quite some time ... but, I only plucked up the courage to hit the fora last week, so I'm still a newbie / virgin. So far the few I've encountered have been polite and helpful ... the best suggestion being "get out there and test the waters" so here I am ...

I'm a mature guy, in a long term marriage, and my wife and I have only recently been able to fully explore our "darker" sides - now the kids are teenagers (out late, and sleeping till lunch!). I always knew we were soulmates, but her submissive side has only just reinforced what a special match we are ... I thrive on caring, respecting, and satisfying her sub side.

So far, I have one story posted, but have two others in the mix - both based on real experiences. Any observations, helpful comments, guidance, and contact with like minded souls would be appreciated.

Sorry if this has broken the existing train of thought.

Best wishes to all.
 
Introducing a newbie!

Hi! I am a newbie here. Some one told me to introduce myself after I posted a question in regards to the Gspot last night. So here am I!! :catroar: I love reading erotic stories but I have tons of questions because I was in the dark for years about sex and many other things. Now I am finally free and started to rediscover my sexuality. Any one would give me great advices and tips to have hot steamy sex with my new lover. It is much appreciated!!
 
Hi, another newbie here. I have read stories on Lit on and off for the past year, but just recently checked out the boards. After reading some of the interesting conversations here, I decided to join. I am 44,been married for 21 years and am in the same situation as Tonguemeister, in that kids are grown,only one 17 year old left at home and my husband and I are enjoying a freedom we have never known in our entire marriage. (both of us already had a small child when we met) I love reading the stories, and I think I will enjoy the conversations and helpful insights that can be found here.
 
Wow!

Lots of new people these days! Hello, new people. Welcome to Lit! Have a blast. :D
 
I've been a lurker around here for almost three years and finally decided to join. Which, my sister-in-law would say, makes me a pussy. :cathappy:

I'm 35, married a decade, live in the the Texas Hill Country and am still going through that phase where you want to know what you want to do with yourself careerwise when you grow up. I've been considering working towards my PhD, but that's all, just pondering.

In addition, I am working on being more physically fit. Honestly, our sex life hasn't been what I had hoped for (going on several years) and I felt that I would feel sexier if I got back into really treating/pampering/caring for myself. I'd had one or two romantic entanglements prior to meeting my husband that were terribly satisfying, many more that were less so, and crave to create moments of that caliber for us.

I'm extremely self-conscious and critical of my work, but a terrific editor if someone has a need for it - much to the detriment of my own writing. As I click post, I will wonder if I missed any mistakes. Perfectionism should be a crime. I'd have been in prison since....hmmmm.

The hobbies that I enjoy seem endless, but the time I have to enjoy them is not. I'm a classical pianist that secretly yearns to learn jazz , choir member, dancer (of all styles), reader, faux chef and diyer. I love bay fishing. Too many other interests to list...

Thanks to everyone for this great site that provides loads of entertainment to many other lurkers out there. Happy to be here. :kiss:
 
flamesofdesire said:
Hi, another newbie here. I have read stories on Lit on and off for the past year, but just recently checked out the boards. After reading some of the interesting conversations here, I decided to join. I am 44,been married for 21 years and am in the same situation as Tonguemeister, in that kids are grown,only one 17 year old left at home and my husband and I are enjoying a freedom we have never known in our entire marriage. (both of us already had a small child when we met) I love reading the stories, and I think I will enjoy the conversations and helpful insights that can be found here.

Any time you feel the need to chat or just generally pass the time please feel free to utilise my big ears ... they're always open, and sometimes the words that fall out of my mouth are either mildly humerous or insightful (so they say).

Would love to hear from you - seems like we have a bit in common.
 
passionatemanaz said:
Hi, everyone. New to Literotica.com thanks to a friend.

Any advice on the first places to start reading?
Welcome. :)
Our FAQ and Blank Manual stickies will answer questions you probably have and give you a great start, so I'd suggest starting with those. If you want info or to see if a topic's been discussed before, keep the advanced search handy. Otherwise, have fun exploring, and jump in when the mood strikes you! :D
 
hi im 31 yrs old married with kids ,and im from the uk .am really interested in erotic literature , and have been reading on this site for a while. i just plucked up the courage to join in on the bb. have read a few threads and find this place very interesting :) and look forward to sharing experieces and opinions. :p
 
silent-whisper said:
hi im 31 yrs old married with kids ,and im from the uk .am really interested in erotic literature , and have been reading on this site for a while. i just plucked up the courage to join in on the bb. have read a few threads and find this place very interesting :) and look forward to sharing experieces and opinions. :p

Welcome to Lit, Silent Whisper. I'm sure you'll enjoy yourself here. :)
 
Im a new member but a quick look tels me that Im going to enjoy myself.I into erotica and like to talk and meet like minded people.Im sounding a bit boring here hopefuly Ill losing up once I find my way about : :eek:
 
sirmobil said:
Im a new member but a quick look tels me that Im going to enjoy myself.I into erotica and like to talk and meet like minded people.Im sounding a bit boring here hopefuly Ill losing up once I find my way about : :eek:

You'll shed those inhibitions soon enough, don't worry. Welcome to Lit. ;)
 
newbie here

Hey Ya'll, been a lurker here for a long time and finally decided to jump in. Something about me, hmmm I have a b/f, but a very bi curious side. Also I have a fetish for pantyhose. Lookin forward to getting to know ya'll! :D
 
strawberrykiss said:
Hey Ya'll, been a lurker here for a long time and finally decided to jump in. Something about me, hmmm I have a b/f, but a very bi curious side. Also I have a fetish for pantyhose. Lookin forward to getting to know ya'll! :D

Hey there, Strawberry! Nice to see you. Have a great time. :D
 
Outta My Head

Hi, I'm a happily married, 60 year old guy who has always had a thing for erotica. I find myself coming up with cute erotic plot lines and dialogue and then forgetting them afterwards - Damn!! So, I decided I'd refine them, write them down and post them on a site like this. Wow - what a variety here. I must admit, my plot lines are pretty simple "nice, viril older guy finds damsels in distress in his (you pick: neighborhood, work, shopping mall, etc.) and seduces them. Also involves couples and kinky sex. Anyway, I'd like to take a crack at it and see what happens. Also looking forward to reading the erotic lit on the site. M
 
Hoodman said:
Hi, I'm a happily married, 60 year old guy who has always had a thing for erotica. I find myself coming up with cute erotic plot lines and dialogue and then forgetting them afterwards - Damn!! So, I decided I'd refine them, write them down and post them on a site like this. Wow - what a variety here. I must admit, my plot lines are pretty simple "nice, viril older guy finds damsels in distress in his (you pick: neighborhood, work, shopping mall, etc.) and seduces them. Also involves couples and kinky sex. Anyway, I'd like to take a crack at it and see what happens. Also looking forward to reading the erotic lit on the site. M

Hey, Hoodman! Glad to meet you. Come to the Author's Hangout when you get the chance, you'd be a welcome addition. ;)
 
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