36Bills
Really Really Experienced
- Joined
- May 13, 2006
- Posts
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I'll stake my own claim, raise my own flag, hoist my own petard, etc...
I'm not NEW NEW here, I joined back in June, so I think I could still be considered a newbie. Sometimes feels a lot like it.
I am married with 2 kids. My home here on Lit. is the "Happily Married/Sexually Unfulfilled" thread, so that probably gives you some idea of what my homelife is like. I've met some really nice people on Lit. I've been posting here since early June. I'm a computer geek by profession and hobby, as well as a gearhead who loves cars and motorcycles. And cats. LOVE cats. We have 2 grey humane society tubs-o-lard
I am a very pragmatic man with a vast sense of humor. I love all types of humor, from a Richard Pryor/Eddie Murphy/Robin Williams raunchfest, to juvenile Who's Line Is It, to thinking humor like Christopher Guest's movies (Spinal Tap, Best in Show, etc.), to outrageous humor like the short lived sitcom "Arrested Development".
So, like the Donkey from Shrek, in the DVD menu, consider this my *bouncing up and down, shouting* "OOH ME ME! PICK ME!" post.
What I am picked for, shall be left up to the viewer's discretion.
disclaimer: PM/IM/email only, no phone, no RL meet. I have clothed pics to which I will give you the url should someone else up there want to talk to me beyond "ok, send me your ugly ass pics so I can taunt you a second time". I promise I'm not a freak. Really.
Sir Galahad: Is there someone else up there we can talk to?
French Soldier: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.
Appropriate. Brownie points if you can identify that. It's not THAT hard.
Final disclaimer: Thou shalt not expect a response from me if thou aren't thusly equipped with mammaries, snack trays or happy fun bags, a.k.a. boobies. This does NOT include mantits, manboobs or you wearing a mansierre.
~holds up queue card stating "POLITE LAUGHTER"~
I'm not NEW NEW here, I joined back in June, so I think I could still be considered a newbie. Sometimes feels a lot like it.
I am married with 2 kids. My home here on Lit. is the "Happily Married/Sexually Unfulfilled" thread, so that probably gives you some idea of what my homelife is like. I've met some really nice people on Lit. I've been posting here since early June. I'm a computer geek by profession and hobby, as well as a gearhead who loves cars and motorcycles. And cats. LOVE cats. We have 2 grey humane society tubs-o-lard
I am a very pragmatic man with a vast sense of humor. I love all types of humor, from a Richard Pryor/Eddie Murphy/Robin Williams raunchfest, to juvenile Who's Line Is It, to thinking humor like Christopher Guest's movies (Spinal Tap, Best in Show, etc.), to outrageous humor like the short lived sitcom "Arrested Development".
So, like the Donkey from Shrek, in the DVD menu, consider this my *bouncing up and down, shouting* "OOH ME ME! PICK ME!" post.
What I am picked for, shall be left up to the viewer's discretion.
disclaimer: PM/IM/email only, no phone, no RL meet. I have clothed pics to which I will give you the url should someone else up there want to talk to me beyond "ok, send me your ugly ass pics so I can taunt you a second time". I promise I'm not a freak. Really.
Sir Galahad: Is there someone else up there we can talk to?
French Soldier: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.
Appropriate. Brownie points if you can identify that. It's not THAT hard.
Final disclaimer: Thou shalt not expect a response from me if thou aren't thusly equipped with mammaries, snack trays or happy fun bags, a.k.a. boobies. This does NOT include mantits, manboobs or you wearing a mansierre.
~holds up queue card stating "POLITE LAUGHTER"~
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