New Member Introductions

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Hello Literotica

I'm carljon, I'm 49, male, live in central IL. I'm new to messaging and am excited by the prospect of being involved in conversation. Furthermore, what could be better than talking about sex.
 
well, just about to turn 23. been hovering around the forums as a non-member for a few months finally got myself to register. Mainly to give positive feedback to a few authors. i like the blank manuel it should be put into print :). i guess i would be in teh experimental phase of things. also its a good place to freely talk about sex and everything that surrounds that subject.
 
My name is Elli, I'm 21 years old. I'm from the Boston area. I'm on the sexually inexperienced side when it comes to males (but don't worry I know how the plumbing works ;) ) but with the ladies that's a whole other story :p .
If you have to label my sexual preferences I would go with pansexual and polyamorous. In my experience the best and most intimate relationships I have had have been fairly open, but I do realize it's not for everyone.
I have two jobs, My main job is working at a craft store, but I am a licensed piercer and scarification artist. I usually only do piercing and scarification in the summertime but I have been interviewing a few shops.
I am single, and am currently enjoying it and just enjoying the company of friends. I have no kids (thank goodness) and enjoy that too.
I like to sew a lot, watch animated television and regular movies, sleeping, regular stuff.
I have been a loooong time lurker, and I have finally got up the figurative balls to post and make some friends who are open about sexuality and generally openminded.

Uhhg I'm very talkative tonight
 
Blues_Ladywoman said:
My name is Elli, I'm 21 years old. I'm from the Boston area. I'm on the sexually inexperienced side when it comes to males (but don't worry I know how the plumbing works ;) ) but with the ladies that's a whole other story :p .
If you have to label my sexual preferences I would go with pansexual and polyamorous. In my experience the best and most intimate relationships I have had have been fairly open, but I do realize it's not for everyone.
I have two jobs, My main job is working at a craft store, but I am a licensed piercer and scarification artist. I usually only do piercing and scarification in the summertime but I have been interviewing a few shops.
I am single, and am currently enjoying it and just enjoying the company of friends. I have no kids (thank goodness) and enjoy that too.
I like to sew a lot, watch animated television and regular movies, sleeping, regular stuff.
I have been a loooong time lurker, and I have finally got up the figurative balls to post and make some friends who are open about sexuality and generally openminded.

Uhhg I'm very talkative tonight


You came to the right place, blues. Welcome, and join in the discussions.

You, too, carljan and OA

Drop in at The Author's Hangout
 
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Hey guys whats up?
I'm also from the Boston Area and my name is Tom. pretty basic name
idk what else basically pm me. i am trying to post on a bunch of different topics,
but it isnt working so that is why i am now posting here. lol
i am 19 and even though i am young, i no my way around. lol. pm tho. :nana:
 
tdrockets17 said:
Hey guys whats up?
I'm also from the Boston Area and my name is Tom. pretty basic name
idk what else basically pm me. i am trying to post on a bunch of different topics,
but it isnt working so that is why i am now posting here. lol
i am 19 and even though i am young, i no my way around. lol. pm tho. :nana:

Welcome, Ted. Drop in over at the Author's Hangout, and try your hand in the discussions there. You'll be welcomed aplenty
 
Hi everyone, I'm new here.....

My name's Scott :) Great to be here. Thought after reading a few stories on Literotica that I would fill out my own profile and post on here. In my spare time, I like to write non-erotic poetry (not at the point yet of going over to the erotic side, though I could see that happening quite easily) and engage in naturism/nudism. Also, I enjoy the great outdoors, camping, mountains/ocean, going to lighthouses and collecting replicas of ones I've been to, cooking/baking, going to garage sales, art in all its forms, most kinds of music, spirituality, and more. I’m a lifelong learner and have a love for learning new things, even the smallest things which may seem useless to most people but I find fascinating. Things that go beyond a cat having “nine lives” or an ant carrying up to nine times its own weight. Trivia Maestro? I’d probably be so far down in the minus column on an episode of Jeopardy that I’d never make it to Final Jeopardy LOL. Who’s to say though? I haven’t figured that one out. Maybe on a lucky day, I could do well on Jeopardy. Nothing like quite being given a clue. “I’ll take ‘Naked Bodies’ for $400, Alex.”

I'm 39, single (married/divorced once) with no kids. I thought I would never live to see this age. Ya see, when I was young, I looked to my parents and said, “You’re so old that you would freeze into the next age from my looking at you.” It was more like when people are very young like children, they don't think what it will be like one day being an adult. Kinda like saying, “Aien’t no way I’m gonna be 40 and ‘going over the hill’”. Oh wait LOL. If 50 is the new 30 and 60 is the new 40, then 40 must be the new 20 :) That means that I am 19 years of age instead of 39 and that means I have an opportunity to reclaim the years I lost in my “earlier life” as a teenager :) YESSSSSSSSSSSSS… LOL (Giving the Marty McFly sign of approval).

My personality is seen as fun loving, free spirited, live and let live, and you only live once so don't have any regrets. I am all for free speech and whatever two consenting people choose to do, go for it.

Glad to be a part of this group and look forward to reading more stories (maybe writing a story or two along the way in addition to erotic poetry) and taking part in a SRP or two. Nothing that a very creative mind wouldn't enjoy :)

Cheers, Scott
 
Not much exciting to tell about me. I'm 35 and in the midst of a nasty divorce after 15 years of marriage. Learning to be single again and I've been lurking here forever so I thought I'd finally take the plunge and post. I live in South Carolina and my hobbies are long hot baths and buying candles. I do need to work on that. So I guess that's the basics of me.
 
Foreplayguy_1 says Hi with an intro...

NJ born and still there...57 years old Dark skinned Italian and told I pass for 40...I'm a sickie when it comes to foreplay and can't get enough...and love to explore...always horny and wrote a some stories a few years ago under a different ID.

Married for some time...and love discreet meetings. Not so happy in my marriage but that's my problem isin't it...

That's me ....take me as I am and I will do the same with you.
 
Welcome to all of you. Stick around and join the fun. Drop in at the Author's Hangout. You'll love it there.
 
Hi there.

I'm Lola and I'm a 36, single mom of 2 attached to a great guy who is non-judgmental. He loves me and all my erotic thoughts and dealings. i've been writting erotica for a few years now but have posted little. I guess I'm still a little nervous to get feed back. Especially when most of what I write is from my personal life. I think after the first one is posted i will be ok and then the gloves can come off and tell me what you really think.

if you see me online, feel free to tag me. I like talking to new people.
 
Need to polish my (private) English for LDR

Hi folks,

I am living in a long distance relationship and I see my girlfriend only once a month or so. I am not a native English speaker but communicate with my girlfriend in English since this is the only language we currently share. We talk a lot over the phone and mail/chat several times a day.

Since we see each other that seldom we usually get quite horny after a while of separation. You surely know what happens when you pick up the phone or meet for a chat in such a mood. So, from time to time we get pretty saucy and we both like to make the best of our actual situation.

Now, I don't want to bore my bird over the phone with telling her the same words over and over again. I want to keep myself spicy and interesting for her (since she is the best and most interesting woman in the world!). I know that ladies are turned on by saucy talk as much as guys are, but certainly do I not want to shock or upset her. Although I love to drive her crazy when she's in the office, using a messanger and all my built up literal aptitude sofar (she does the same to me, naughty babe) we still have to explore this new area of mutual excitment.

And this is why I registered here. I hope to find some great ideas and inputs. To get to know the ropes of dirty talk (without insult), to build up suspence and to be prepared to skillfully seduce her when we finally, finally meet again.

Bless you all!
 
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Blues_Ladywoman said:
My name is Elli, I'm 21 years old. I'm from the Boston area. I'm on the sexually inexperienced side when it comes to males (but don't worry I know how the plumbing works ;) ) but with the ladies that's a whole other story :p .
If you have to label my sexual preferences I would go with pansexual and polyamorous. In my experience the best and most intimate relationships I have had have been fairly open, but I do realize it's not for everyone.
I have two jobs, My main job is working at a craft store, but I am a licensed piercer and scarification artist. I usually only do piercing and scarification in the summertime but I have been interviewing a few shops.
I am single, and am currently enjoying it and just enjoying the company of friends. I have no kids (thank goodness) and enjoy that too.
I like to sew a lot, watch animated television and regular movies, sleeping, regular stuff.
I have been a loooong time lurker, and I have finally got up the figurative balls to post and make some friends who are open about sexuality and generally openminded.

Uhhg I'm very talkative tonight


guess im not alone with the lurking thing *high five* :p . hmm..didnt know the art of scarification was up to the point where you needed a license...interesting. by any chance you have any of your art up on the web. im just personally interested in...non-mainstream body art.
 
Three unwelcomed posts? How rude of us. Welcome. Please join us in the threads and make yourseves at home. We are usually not so inattentive as to not welcome newcomers. It's just that the thread population here is reeling from the loss of a premature baby girl by one of our community.

Drop in at the Author's Hangout, and meet some wonderful people. Not that you won't meet wonderful people in other forums. It's just a special invitation from AH.
 
Hi! I'm only 18, I'm going to college at the moment, I have a wonderful boyfriend, I enjoy writing, drawing, talking, hanging out with my friends, and learning new things. I'm only on here because I was told that I should join, since I enjoy reading and writing, so here i am. Not much of an interesting introduction but oh well.
 
Hi....my name is Susan and I too, have been lurking around the edges of Lit for years, primarily as a reader. I've recently turned 49 and I'm in the midst of getting a new life. Having been "dormant" for a number of years, I have this huge sexual twinkle that I have been having great fun exploring. What better way to do it, then on a site such as this one? I'm a social worker by profession and nature, so I have a tendency to want to tell others what they should do...a tendency that I do however, try to keep in check, lol.

I'm a freelance writer and sometimes people even pay me to do it. Two grown kids who I adore and I'm planning a big relocation to NYC in the coming year. I love candle lit bathrooms with big tubs and someone to soak in them with, reading and writing, and exploring new places. And that should be enough about me for now.....
 
WindUpSpace said:
I posted a few stories about a year ago and just started reading and writing erotica again, my problem is with posting a picture on my profile, I'm sure I submitted it properly but it's doesnt show up. Has anyone else had the same problem or know what this is about?

Yes, I spent a good deal of last night trying to figure that one out. The picutre is on my profile, yet does not appear when I post. I gave up. I'm not good with technology.
 
SassySuzie said:
Yes, I spent a good deal of last night trying to figure that one out. The picutre is on my profile, yet does not appear when I post. I gave up. I'm not good with technology.


Send a message to the webmaster.
 
SassySuzie said:
Yes, I spent a good deal of last night trying to figure that one out. The picutre is on my profile, yet does not appear when I post. I gave up. I'm not good with technology.


I don't know about submitting pics just in your profile.. But for the Avatar pics that show up by your name when you post, it won't work until you have made 100 posts.
 
Explaura said:
I don't know about submitting pics just in your profile.. But for the Avatar pics that show up by your name when you post, it won't work until you have made 100 posts.

Thank you Explaura.....another also filled me in on that little detail...73 more posts to go! :kiss:
 
probably to reduce bandwidth demands due to hundreds of users who show up once, post, then leave.

ed
 
Newbie

Ok...this should be the introduction, right? I'm asian, 27 year old woman who's jobless by choice and still dreaming ;)

When it comes to sex, i can be considered shy in a way. I've been in a long distance relationship for 3 years and sex has always been great :D

I'm here by a recommendation from SilverWhisper [hello ed :cathappy: ]

I think it's a great place where my clueless mind would find many answers. Oh, and I never write erotica. I'm not too good in that department, not even creative writing I think :confused:

Anyway, that's all from me, folks :nana:
 
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