New Member Introductions

Newbie sayin Hi !

Hi to all on the forum, ;)

I signed up today and have enjoyed reading the threads on here so before i start posting thought it best to say my hello's.

I'm a 32 year old male in the Uk who discovered the lit site purely by accident but it was the best accident ever!

I am looking to make friends with people with the same sort of interests as I do (will tell more about this later ) but this is just a brief hello.

Hope to see you all around on the boards feel free to pm me as I'll be on here frequently now !!

Russ007 ;)
 
Hi there, I'm Zoulie, I have been lurking here for a long time and decided to finally join. I love the open attitude and non-censorship of this forum and appreciate that people can talk about whatever is in their hearts here.

I'm 48 and a widow, my husband died unexpectedly in the early spring (please, no need for condolences, while I appreciate it, shit happens and I find them hard to hear now). Anyway, I live in the mid-south of the US but I am a Canadian and I've only lived here for about three years. I have five little dogs and a teenage daughter to keep me company and of course, my PC. So, that's my story! :)
 
hi there...new to this kind of thing

Hello...well I,m kind of new to this although i have done plenty of mmorpg....and i have done role play sexual themes on YIM....I guess i really would like to be shown around a bit so to speak....don't feel confident enough to dive straight in.

anyway a bit a bout myself.....47 yr old open minded divorced guy who just happens to love role playing....was introduced to adult roleplaying on YIM and found it great...really got my teeth into that. I live in uk...work in retail....and am here too have fun and explore a bit too. :nana:
 
Hendel said:
Hello...well I,m kind of new to this although i have done plenty of mmorpg....and i have done role play sexual themes on YIM....I guess i really would like to be shown around a bit so to speak....don't feel confident enough to dive straight in.

anyway a bit a bout myself.....47 yr old open minded divorced guy who just happens to love role playing....was introduced to adult roleplaying on YIM and found it great...really got my teeth into that. I live in uk...work in retail....and am here too have fun and explore a bit too. :nana:


Just jump in head first, Hendel. Join the discussions and get to know everyone. All the forums are good, but I especially like the Author's Hangout. I think you would, too. So, welcome to Literotica.
 
Hi Zoulie and Hendel,
I am a recent addition to the boards as well....but have also been a "lurker" for years. I think the best way to approach this...is to just jump on in. Everyone so far has been lovely, supportive.... and very hot. :D So, welcome! :heart:
 
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Thank you very much, Itsme and Alanzo!

And, a big ol' welcome to Russ, Zoulie, and Hendel! =) From another newbie. ;)
 
newbie

Hi,

been reading literoritca for a few years, and figure its time to try and write something myself, guess the name gives away the interests ;).

- IS.
 
im a 39 yr old divorced mom of 2, love to write erotic stories jus not sure where to put them at on here....couldnt get my pic to add on here...so basically im new to the site but it looks like im gonna hae a lot of fun on here...i hope so....im a very freaky girl and my mind wonders all the time all over the place....my stories that i write is real and i mean real and i dont need motives to get them going...i can be sleep, watching tv, cooking and if a story comes to mind i start to write....my mind is always running....
 
Hi all. 56 year old divorced man. I have enjoyed the stories for some time and only recently ventured to the forums. Looks like some interesting folks here and I am looking forward to meeting you.
 
I'm 22 yr old female in the working world. I've been dating J for just over a year. I was experienced and he wasn't--always nice to teach somebody for once. I'm here for mostly learning new things and a few questions.

I love to read the stories.
 
Sorta new (to the boards,not the site)

Hello all. I'm about 50, still married to my only wife and fabulously happy.
I live in the frozen True North and work primarily in the auto industry.
My sideline is as a mobile DJ and I've been doing this with the current company for 11 years. I sort of got into this through years of work in amateur theatre in sound and lighting design.
I've been a visitor to this site for quite a while now and have decided to participate at last. Don't expect to see a lot of me as I tend to post on forums only when I feel I have something worthwhile to contribute.
As long as I'm on, I might as well ask. How do you set up an avatar? I've tried but the screen for that will not allow me to make any changes. If anyone can help it would be most appreciated.
 
Hello

I am new to both the forums and the writing world. I started wrting my first story on a whim and the response to it encouraged me to continue writing. Next I explored the site a bit more and have been lurking around the forums.

I am a 39yo married woman and mother of 2 teens. I am a farm wife, work as a computer tech part time and am also a part time student. No I do not have a lot of spare time, but I do enjoy the spare time I do have too much to waste it on inane chores! Life is too short not to enjoy it to the fullest.

GC. :D
 
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Been reading for a while, and finally decided to have some balls and post something. I will shed upon you 24 years of experience I had in "life".
 
Introduction

Hi... I am 40 M, slightly naughty, individual with a wide spectrum of interests - technology, people, internationalization, finance, astrnomy, piano, intellectual sports, and much to my own surprise - sex. :)

I am married for 14 years, with a child 12 years old, and am now exploring possible avenues to expand my sexual experiences further - including this effort to meet people over net and understand their drives. I must confess that this part of me is new to my own self - so in a way, am rediscovering myself.

Live life...
Cheers,
WF18
 
Hi, I'm Chris - 20M. I'm a hopeless romantic who's looking for love but finding it in all the wrong people and places. I live in Toronto Canada and I am 6'1, 220, medium length dirty-blond hair and bright blue eyes.

I'd love to talk to anyone. Thanks.

Chris.
 
Wow! I'm surprised nobody has been here to welcome you in the last few days. So, welcome, all of you. Just grab a thread and post a message. Or start a new thread if you'd like. There will be plenty of welcomes in almost any thread you choose.

I'd particularly like to invite you to the Author's Hangout. Lots of interesting threads there, and the people are great. If you haven't already, read the 'stickies', or just jump into any thread that looks interesting to you, and join in.
 
Wow, this is new - most forums I frequent will jail you for making a "Hi, I'm new!" post =P So, hi, I'm new! To the forums, anyway, I've been reading the stories for about a year or so. I'm a 20 year old university drop-out from north western Canada. I do hope to go back some day, but for now I'm taking some time to figure out what for -- I just jumped in last time and that was not a good idea. I am a bisexual and am currently in a very loving relationship with my bf of... well, it'll be 2 years tomorrow! I don't know what I'll able to contribute here, but hopefully it'll be something!
 
FlightyBird said:
Wow, this is new - most forums I frequent will jail you for making a "Hi, I'm new!" post =P So, hi, I'm new! To the forums, anyway, I've been reading the stories for about a year or so. I'm a 20 year old university drop-out from north western Canada. I do hope to go back some day, but for now I'm taking some time to figure out what for -- I just jumped in last time and that was not a good idea. I am a bisexual and am currently in a very loving relationship with my bf of... well, it'll be 2 years tomorrow! I don't know what I'll able to contribute here, but hopefully it'll be something!

Welcome to Lit, and happy anniversary. :)
 
intro's are always awkward...

I feel like a geek talking about myself when questions aren't asked, but here goes..

i'm a 22 year old quasi-hippy-rocker-chick with a seriously bad case of groupie genes, live in red neck hell and i have been writing since i could pick up a pencil.
I'm an enormous bookworm (name, it, i've probably read it, and even if i haven't, odds are i know something about it.) and read a little of everything (except stephen king and john grisham. ick.) with a slight penchant for erotic horror and paranormal romance and a huge weekness for historical romance that i would never admit face-to-face. (i told you i was a geek)

i blame my love of literotica in any of it's forms (even the harlequin. though i read them in an hour so i don't bother anymore) on my grandmother for tossing my first trashy romance my way at the ripe old age of 7. all heaving corsets and quivering members. who knows what she was thinking, the woman is insane, but i love her anyway.

i've got the begining of one story posted (Foiled, in the BDSM lists) and an editorial-type thing on control waiting for aproval (The Ins and Outs of slave worship: a lesson on who is really in control).

I'm what you would call "collared" (though i'm not sure i like the term) though my relationship with my Domme is not really sexual. (neither my Mistress or i swing that way other than apreciating the beauty of the female form.) now my relationship with other of her "pets" is completely different. but thats neither here nor there.

anywho. i think that covers it. lol. might i add, that took me 45 minutes to write. (i may hate talking about myself, but one thing leads to another and i just don't shutup. feel free to tell me do so as often as you like and i promise to try not to like it.)
 
And I couldn't find this thread last night because...? Bah, must not have been looking hard enough.

Anyway! I'm 18 californian, early high school graduate, who, instead of pursuing a further education, opted for spending two whole years mooching of mom and day and reading/looking at smut all day.

I'm pretty much a virgin in every sense of the word - and this extends even to kissing and holding hands. Aww. Sad, I know. Ah, well - reading literotica and even those cheesy romance novels - I have a few stashed away..somewhere - is a pleasant way to pass the time and forget about one's nonexistant lovelife. :D

Kinda funny - one of my favorite books when I was younger was the Kama Sutra. 'Course I could only read it when mummy and daddy were out of the house. ;)

I think I covered everything...o_O Meh, it's late and I don't have my glasses, so it's good for now.
 
This is an escape for me.

Hello,

I suck at introductions but I'll give it a try. I'm 29/M from the greater Milwaukee, WI area. 6'3", 250 lbs, a little rounder than I wish I was.

I've been reading literotica stories for quite awhile now, the first one I ever read was Chicago Hotel Adventure which is still probably my favorite story that I've read on Lit. I thought that I'd try writing my own story and earlier this week my story was posted. This is my first venture at any kind of creative writing, not to mention erotica. I'm planning on writing more soon and would LOVE feedback on my current story.

This is definitely an escape for me. I would describe my real world sex life as rather repressed so writing this story and joining this board is really stepping out for me.
 
new to dom

Hi, I am new to this forum and new to dom and sub. I am 39 from England and I have just been introduced to it by a friend and I am totally hooked. I am a dom, I love being in control of things, I lead a normal life, normal job and everything but I love dom.
 
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Hello Everybody

EJFan said:
Welcome to Literotica's "How To" and "How To Cafe" Forums.

Please feel free to introduce yourselves to the members here. A brief introduction will help us to understand your questions and answers better. Tell us a few things about you, your hobbies, relationships, experiences and whatever else comes to mind that you are comfortable mentioning. Also tell us what you hope to get out of the How To Forums.

Hello Everyone this is My 1st day as a member and My 1st post I hope it goes well. Im glad the holidays are half over being a bartender is gruling this time of year I got off work at midnight and came home and signed up. I have been visiting Literotica for some time and hope to submit a story in January i have written a few but still dont know a lot about computers but Im learning fast. May You all have a great holiday and be safe By for now love D.D.
 
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