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Yes Bisexplicit I go there just to read the articles. You learn so much! :nana:

bisexplicit said:
*laughs*

Thats right, that thread is entirely for educational purposes only. :)
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Nightbird said:
Yes Bisexplicit I go there just to read the articles. You learn so much! :nana:
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hehe. I kindof doubt anyone /really/ read what I posted over there, which is why I barely post in my thread anymore.

Maybe I'll start at a more rapid rate if my boyfriend and I ever get into the picture taking thing again.
 
You know, I heard a comic the other day say that the average penis measured 6 inches, while the average vagina avergaed 8 inches. This meant that there were something like 200,000 miles of unused pussy in the world.

Granted nto the funniest joke ever told, but the thread in question brought it back to the forefront. :rolleyes:
 
quoll said:
:eek: I missed the bit about Marlena being possessed :confused:

Like meatloaf through a straw, so are the days of our lives.
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Perhaps a synopsis is in order...
;)
[Dramatic soundtrack]
The fortysomething, yet incredibly childlike, Master swoops in and claims his young slave just minutes after she puts herself up on the Lit auction block. Other suitors vie for the slave's attention to no avail; the Master has taken his prize and fends them off.

Less than a fortnight later, our Master announces his undying love and affection for his slave to the greater community. The community ponders this proclaimation, but quickly dismisses it when the Master's words fail to make sense and the brevity of the relationship is revealed. In a dramatic twist, watercraft is discussed at length. The Master meets the comments of naysayers with witty insights such as "Pudfuck Bitch!" and "Turd Launcher!"

In an odd turn, the Master declares yet another woman is seeking his affections...only this time she's actually the very same female he flung insults at in the last installment. Of course this is also the dame who reminds the Master of his enjoyment of his sister and inability to love so quickly whenever possible. Finally, the Master deduces he was completely mistaken, and the second woman does not desire him as he'd previously thought.

The Master does have his slave still though, and apparently the relationship has progressing quite nicely, because just a mere fifteen days after they met, the slave is posting images of her genitalia at the request of her love. Sadly, the slave reveals her photographs in the wrong place, and is crushed by the honest, and sometimes despicable comments she receives regarding her body, pubic hair grooming, unkempt nails, and odd looking secretions. In a rather predictable move, both the Master and slave start hurling insults at those who criticize them, or even fail to compliment the pussy pics. The Master's choice name this time is most certainly "Snot Pile!" The Master and slave complain about how poorly they are treated, apologies from the non-'nilla regulars follow, and a few terse comments are exchanged between regulars. Some very astute members point out how the slave and Master are playing the victims well and lapping up all of the attention. In the end, the slave shows her naivetee when she claims she "knows and trusts" the master after less than a month, and some members attempt to educate her on that.
[/Dramatic Soundtrack]
 
SweetErika said:
Perhaps a synopsis is in order...
;)
[Dramatic soundtrack]
The fortysomething, yet incredibly childlike, Master swoops in and claims his young slave just minutes after she puts herself up on the Lit auction block. Other suitors vie for the slave's attention to no avail; the Master has taken his prize and fends them off.

Less than a fortnight later, our Master announces his undying love and affection for his slave to the greater community. The community ponders this proclaimation, but quickly dismisses it when the Master's words fail to make sense and the brevity of the relationship is revealed. In a dramatic twist, watercraft is discussed at length. The Master meets the comments of naysayers with witty insights such as "Pudfuck Bitch!" and "Turd Launcher!"

In an odd turn, the Master declares yet another woman is seeking his affections...only this time she's actually the very same female he flung insults at in the last installment. Of course this is also the dame who reminds the Master of his enjoyment of his sister and inability to love so quickly whenever possible. Finally, the Master deduces he was completely mistaken, and the second woman does not desire him as he'd previously thought.

The Master does have his slave still though, and apparently the relationship has progressing quite nicely, because just a mere fifteen days after they met, the slave is posting images of her genitalia at the request of her love. Sadly, the slave reveals her photographs in the wrong place, and is crushed by the honest, and sometimes despicable comments she receives regarding her body, pubic hair grooming, unkempt nails, and odd looking secretions. In a rather predictable move, both the Master and slave start hurling insults at those who criticize them, or even fail to compliment the pussy pics. The Master's choice name this time is most certainly "Snot Pile!" The Master and slave complain about how poorly they are treated, apologies from the non-'nilla regulars follow, and a few terse comments are exchanged between regulars. Some very astute members point out how the slave and Master are playing the victims well and lapping up all of the attention. In the end, the slave shows her naivetee when she claims she "knows and trusts" the master after less than a month, and some members attempt to educate her on that.
[/Dramatic Soundtrack]
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Perfect! LMAO. You have a career ahead of you in journalism. :)

You forgot the part about how the slave and master insist I shouldn't bet money against them gettting married. I still say they are perfect for each other, especially since he owns a Lund boat, we think. He never did fess up to being a lund or crestliner kind of guy.
 
I feel a spin off series coming on.

Will Pudfuck Bitch and Turd Launcher ever find true happiness?
Will Turd Launcher reveal his true feelings for Snot Pile?
Will it all come tumbling down when Pudfuck Bitch reveals that she is Turd Launcher's long lost sister?
What shall become of them all if the truth is found out that Snot Pile is the mother that they never knew existed?
 
You all missed one of my favorite parts in the saga, a mere week after finding the love of his life - whom he may just one day marry - the master is out looking for another girl to join them.
 
Cheyenne said:
Perfect! LMAO. You have a career ahead of you in journalism. :)

You forgot the part about how the slave and master insist I shouldn't bet money against them getting married. I still say they are perfect for each other, especially since he owns a Lund boat, we think. He never did fess up to being a lund or crestliner kind of guy.
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Ah yes... how could I overlook the promise of marriage? :D
The mention of pellso and links you posted on the GB were actually what got me into this. Thanks a lot, you pudfuck, turd launching, pile o' snot bitch! :p Absolutely priceless.

quoll said:
Will Pudfuck Bitch and Turd Launcher ever find true happiness?
Will Turd Launcher reveal his true feelings for Snot Pile?
Will it all come tumbling down when Pudfuck Bitch reveals that she is Turd Launcher's long lost sister?
What shall become of them all if the truth is found out that Snot Pile is the mother that they never knew existed?
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LMAO :D

bisexplicit said:
You all missed one of my favorite parts in the saga, a mere week after finding the love of his life - whom he may just one day marry - the master is out looking for another girl to join them.
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Shhhh...it was a purposeful omission! :catroar: Given that Pellso is such a wonderful, lovable master and virtuoso of online spankings, there must be a lot of competition. Advertising the opportunity would hurt my chances, and I'd be positively crushed if they didn't pick me!!! :( ;)
 
Where does the sister fit into all this? :confused:

Oh. Wait. That was the pudfuck bitch-turd launcher cliffhanger during sweeps week.
 
Eilan said:
Where does the sister fit into all this? :confused:

Oh. Wait. That was the pudfuck bitch-turd launcher cliffhanger during sweeps week.
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No, that would be the sister that pellso claims to have a relationship with, as in incest.

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=13793618&highlight=sister#post13793618

pellso27 said:
I have an older sister thats always got a pair laying around it not I just ask her and she takes hers off and damn I love it you should hear some of the things we have done .... :devil:
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pellso27 said:
Incest turns me on.I have had many experiences with this and they did not screw up my life or anything like that they were just a lot of fun! I like to share and roleplay :cool:
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https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=367060
 
SweetErika said:
Ah yes... how could I overlook the promise of marriage? :D
The mention of pellso and links you posted on the GB were actually what got me into this. Thanks a lot, you pudfuck, turd launching, pile o' snot bitch! :p Absolutely priceless.
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You're welcome. It HAS been entertaining, hasn't it?
At least for this vanilla person, it has been. I'm not so sure I'd be laughing quite as much if I were part of the life style that pellso seems to be mocking.
 
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