o, bi?

[bisexplicit]

Damn you.

Well, I bet your tits are fake anyway.

 

[Guest]

 

[bisexplicit]

Bah, my tits are way more attractive.

 

[EJFan]

Bah, my tits are way more attractive.

did you say "TITS"... plural???? have we discontinued the relentless bashing of the right one?

 

[bisexplicit]

did you say "TITS"... plural???? have we discontinued the relentless bashing of the right one?

It was a mistake. We still hate the right one. Actually, we hate my whole body apart from my eyes, lips, and left tit.

 

[EJFan]

It was a mistake. We still hate the right one. Actually, we hate my whole body apart from my eyes, lips, and left tit.

i wouldn't know, one way or the other.

*hangs head in shame and waits for a sympathy fuck*

 

[Guest]

 

[EJFan]

how about your ass?

it's a piece o' shit.

[diceman] AY! OH! [/diceman]

 

[bisexplicit]

i wouldn't know, one way or the other.

*hangs head in shame and waits for a sympathy fuck*

I told you already, sympathy blow jobs only.

 

[bisexplicit]

how about your ass?

Nope, we hate my ass too. It makes it impossible to find good jeans.

 

[EJFan]

I told you already, sympathy blow jobs only.

SOLD!​

 

[bisexplicit]

But, you have to come here. I'm too lazy to go to your place.

And you have to promise me you won't beg for strap-on sex like you did last time.

 

[Guest]

 

[EJFan]

And you have to promise me you won't beg for strap-on sex like you did last time.

ok... but can i ask nicely like a proper little gentleman?








and is anyone else creeped out by this exchange?

 

[bisexplicit]

and is anyone else creeped out by this exchange?

No, it's getting me super hot.



(And, yes, scalywag, I was joking. I even used an emoticon.)

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

 

[bisexplicit]

except this

God damn fucking nanas.

All dancing and shit.







Wait. Does anyone else think Gwen Stefani actually used lit forums to come up with her "this shit is bananas" line?

 

[EJFan]

Wait. Does anyone else think Gwen Stefani actually used lit forums to come up with her "this shit is bananas" line?

i dunno... but i'd do her.

 

[bisexplicit]

i dunno... but i'd do her.

I wouldn't. It would be too confusing for me.

 

[EJFan]

I wouldn't. It would be too confusing for me.

confusing? how so?

 

[bisexplicit]

confusing? how so?

Names.

I'd be like "are you talking to yourself or to me?"

 

[EJFan]

Names.

I'd be like "are you talking to yourself or to me?"

*smacks self in head*
DUH.

i wouldn't have that problem... she'd be screaming her own name and i'd know it.

 

[silverwhisper]

am i alone in not finding gwen stefani hot?

ed

 

[midwestyankee]

am i alone in not finding gwen stefani hot?

ed

Who's she?