Offensive Poetry Board?

[darkmaas]

WARNING: LAVALAMP POEM CLEVERLY DISGUISED AS A SEAFOOD MENU. MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO SOME SENSITIVE RHYMESTERS.


Odd Fish Salad


Tell me ‘bout the odd fish.
Is it some kind of cod fish?
Maybe poetic god fish.

Meanwhile all the idoru
Stand around and sing for you,
“I ain’t no sushi.”

And by blue lava’s holy glow,
High above the sargasso,
Xtaabay scans the cyber sea,
And chants “lugubriosity”

And all the little idoru
Chant aloud and sing for you,
“I ain’t no sushi.”

Angeline has baited hooks
Sandman’s chowder slowly cooks

And all the pretty idoru
Dance about and sing for you,
“I ain’t no sushi.”

Beneath it all, the oddfish roams
‘Tween flooded towers and pleasure domes.

And through it all, the idoru
Splash about and sing for you,
“I ain’t no sushi. I ain’t no sushi._I ain’t no sushi._<fade to dark>”

Has anyone seen where they hid the wasabi?

Arigato

 

[karmadog]

These posts are inflammatory, disrespectful and not funny.

Dagnabbit, I resemble that remark!

And

There's a brothel? Where's it at? Why didn't anybody tell me about that?

 

[PAUL C]

?

not for the first time i read a thread and think to myself 'what is the point he is trying to make?'

 

[Angeline]

hi paul

my point? i'm just trying to get people back on this board....

 

[PAUL C]

Oh

was that what you were trying to do?

too subtle for me I'm afraid.

 

[PAUL C]

good stuff

I've been reading your stuff.

I think some of it is very good.

 

[Rybka]

Offensive Poetry, Bored Are You?

WARNING: LAVALAMP POEM CLEVERLY DISGUISED AS A SEAFOOD MENU. MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO SOME SENSITIVE RHYMESTERS.


Odd Fish Salad


Tell me ‘bout the odd fish.
Is it some kind of cod fish?
Maybe poetic god fish.

Meanwhile all the idoru
Stand around and sing for you,
“I ain’t no sushi.”

And by blue lava’s holy glow,
High above the sargasso,
Xtaabay scans the cyber sea,
And chants “lugubriosity”

And all the little idoru
Chant aloud and sing for you,
“I ain’t no sushi.”

Angeline has baited hooks
Sandman’s chowder slowly cooks

And all the pretty idoru
Dance about and sing for you,
“I ain’t no sushi.”

Beneath it all, the oddfish roams
‘Tween flooded towers and pleasure domes.

And through it all, the idoru
Splash about and sing for you,
“I ain’t no sushi. I ain’t no sushi._I ain’t no sushi._<fade to dark>”

Has anyone seen where they hid the wasabi?

Arigato

I AM most beautiful enough to virtually be an IDOL! But I am not a little nipper. I am a Russian Royal River Perch. Some people call me a Czardine!

Regards,                       Rybka

 

[Angeline]

Me and my darn subtlety

I wanted to know if folks were truely offended by some of the nonpoem posts, but also wanted to encourage people to be here. And ty for the compliment.

 

[Grizabella]

I value non poem posts, as a newcomer here they will be invaluable to me while I am getting to know people.

~Bella