OMG - I just realized I do have a fetish! TOYS!

Amen!!! That's a hard one too!

Here's a lesson I'd like to help you to avoid dealing with:

If you are considering the purchase of a corded toy---find out how long the cord is. I bought a "Cadillac" wand and it had just about 3 foot of cord. I needed longer to reach my bed easily and didn't have anything other than OUTDOOR extension cords--not pretty! LOL


Yes, corded would be an issue. I've never purchased a corded toy. I'd like a rechargeable toy though. Usually it is just batteries that are rechargeable that I buy.
 
I love my dildo.

It's so incredibly dirty for a man to own a 9" black dildo, and that turns me on even more...

I'd love one of those huge, inflatable ones...
 
Mmmmm, well the toy will fill the times when I have to be alone. We'll see about those other times, though... :D
 
Hmmm, perhaps setting up a donation box to fund new toys? :) I must say though, your earlier post of sucking a real cock while playing with your pussy is an entertaining image .
 
Hmmm, perhaps setting up a donation box to fund new toys? :) I must say though, your earlier post of sucking a real cock while playing with your pussy is an entertaining image .

It's something worthy of entertainment.

A donation box, yes that would go over great at the local community center. lol
 
I reckon you might be surprised. Anyway, time to go to work. Was nice chatting, enjoy your night :)
 
Toys - I absolutely love sex toys. Not food as sex toys though.

I go through them like candy. They wear out and the only thing that stops me from playing is either time, or the fact that I think I might send myself into a stroke!

I've had toys start burning my palm and convinced myself that the reason my palm hurt was because my hands are soft, unlike my spouse's - who has thick calluses on his. I've also had toys in both holes and pressed against my clit, while pulling on nipple clamps - Yep, that's my fetish and my addiction.

Now I need to buy some this weekend, because I'm down to just one sad little thing and it barely does the job. :eek:

Edited to add:

If I'm talking about toys on the thread, please don't PM me about them.

Thanks bunches. :)

Red.

Oh My God. How come there aren't many women like you at the parties I attend. I literally have to beg a woman to buy a toy from me. But it's so strange when it's time for me to pack and go home, that's when everyone wants to buy something.
 
Oh My God. How come there aren't many women like you at the parties I attend. I literally have to beg a woman to buy a toy from me. But it's so strange when it's time for me to pack and go home, that's when everyone wants to buy something.


I'm guessing since the "formality" of the party is over, when you're packing up, they become slightly more comfortable, thinking the other guests really aren't going to know what their buying because their getting ready to leave to. The focus is taken off the party and the guests, so their comfort zone is a little more expanded.

I've never attended a party like that and probably couldn't if I wanted simply because one it would be thrown by a family member, because that's who I know outside of online friends, the one friend outside of Lit., she'd be a joke at a party - no one would ever want to host one for her ever again. lol I'd also be that guest that loved everything, but could purchase nothing.

Maybe I do need that anonymous donation fund set up. lol
 
Oh, and not to be mean - but - a reminder to folks (especially the ones that think I need a PM out of no where from them) - Don't PM me about toys, the thread is here, post in it. If I want your PM I'll PM you or give you permission to PM me. Otherwise, don't do it.

~ Thanks
 
Oh, and not to be mean - but - a reminder to folks (especially the ones that think I need a PM out of no where from them) - Don't PM me about toys, the thread is here, post in it. If I want your PM I'll PM you or give you permission to PM me. Otherwise, don't do it.

~ Thanks

Permission to pm, ma'am?;)
 
What an entertaining thread, thanks for starting it Red. I don't know you guys and I hope you don't mind a stranger posting on your thread.
I also have a thing for toys. I love playing with them with or without a partner. A few months ago I bought a Hitachi Magic Wand and I've had all sorts of solo fun with it.
It's almost too effective and I have to really try to draw things out, otherwise it's too quick. Damn intense, but too quick.
 
Unfortunately I am still without new toys. *sighs wistfully*

The finances didn't allow for a mini-shopping spree. So I must live vicariously through others.

You should put together a Kickstarter campaign. For everyone who donates $5 you could offer to say their name out loud during climax - they'd have to take your word for it, obviously, but it's worth a shot.

Alternatively, do you listen to Marc Maron's WTF podcast? He's sponsored by Adam and Eve, and there's a code you can use to get 50% off your order. Might be a way for the financially ambiguous to still enjoy playtime?
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I have been enjoying my new silicone vibrating cock ring, come to think of it she has been enjoying it more then I have. :D
 
Permission to pm, ma'am?;)
I'm pretty sure you've already PMed me. lol

What an entertaining thread, thanks for starting it Red. I don't know you guys and I hope you don't mind a stranger posting on your thread.
I also have a thing for toys. I love playing with them with or without a partner. A few months ago I bought a Hitachi Magic Wand and I've had all sorts of solo fun with it.
It's almost too effective and I have to really try to draw things out, otherwise it's too quick. Damn intense, but too quick.
You're very welcome. And I'm strange to many, so please slip right in and post. :D

I can see where over-stimulating can become an issue. I'll admit, now that I'm without my vast collection of toys, I'm back to using the fingers, which is good, mind you, but takes longer, which is also good - - -I guess. lol

If you want to force yourself to wait, get a timer and set it up so you can play for one minute, or two, then you have to stop for one or two. If you're coming within those one or two minutes, then stop faster and wait longer before "allowing" yourself to play.

Discipline yourself, then after doing this for a few minutes, pick a time that you're finally going to go all out and no more stop and go torture to yourself. :D



You should put together a Kickstarter campaign. For everyone who donates $5 you could offer to say their name out loud during climax - they'd have to take your word for it, obviously, but it's worth a shot.

Alternatively, do you listen to Marc Maron's WTF podcast? He's sponsored by Adam and Eve, and there's a code you can use to get 50% off your order. Might be a way for the financially ambiguous to still enjoy playtime?
=tt

lol - Hell, I'd do an auto submission! I've got to do some for the Survivor Contest anyway. lol

I do not. I'll have to though. I'm all for discounts. :D Thanks for the suggestion.


I have been enjoying my new silicone vibrating cock ring, come to think of it she has been enjoying it more then I have. :D


We had a toy that was like that. He didn't care for the vibrations, so I got to keep it. (Sadly - it too died). lol
 
not a toy... but...

I was power washing my deck when the hose to the power washer somehow got between my legs on the stairs and made contact with upper thigh area.... I just about jumped out of my shoes... the second time it happened I was like ohhhhh thats why woman love toys so much.... :)
 
I was power washing my deck when the hose to the power washer somehow got between my legs on the stairs and made contact with upper thigh area.... I just about jumped out of my shoes... the second time it happened I was like ohhhhh thats why woman love toys so much.... :)

LOL - Well, hell if that's what it takes to convince ya. ;)
 
I know how awesome it is to get new toys. One of my favorites is a super powerful little vibe with a remote control...
He LOVES to go throught he power settings real slow when we're together. Says he can feel the vibrations all the way up in my belly!
 
I know how awesome it is to get new toys. One of my favorites is a super powerful little vibe with a remote control...
He LOVES to go throught he power settings real slow when we're together. Says he can feel the vibrations all the way up in my belly!

Sounds like a lot of fun. ;)
 
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