OMG - I just realized I do have a fetish! TOYS!

[RedHairedandFriendly]

OK, road test complete....

It was nice. If you are looking for something to vigorously fuck yourself, the anal part is a bit floppy and needs to initially be guided in. Then, as long as you don't pull it all the way out--it's great. It's waterproof and has a good vibration.

I'd give it a B (i'm a hard grader--so my students say )

Thank you very much! A "B" isn't bad at all.

I've been researching "toys" and such for a story I'm writing, unfortunately my research right now is just via websites/reviews, etc. but believe me, I have a list that is growing by leaps and bounds.

There is a Wand Love seat that I think if I ever bought the spouse would be forever replaced.

 

[coachdb18]

I've been researching "toys" and such for a story I'm writing, unfortunately my research right now is just via websites/reviews, etc. but believe me, I have a list that is growing by leaps and bounds.

There is a Wand Love seat that I think if I ever bought the spouse would be forever replaced.

One toy that SOUNDS like it could be the best thing EVER is a remote control wireless vibrator, that would be great for a couple intent on a little risky behavior, and a for sure good time. I think it would be the hottest foreplay ever to have a woman insert this, and give the wireless controller to her partner, then go out to a nice restaurant.... wait till she needs to order, and tickle her when she's not expecting it, wait till she's ready to take a bite.... give her a quick spark on the nubbie! I think they make these in vibrators for cocks too, so if it was an exchange, it could be the most playful dinner ever!

Any chance we'll get to see these in action in a report?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

One toy that SOUNDS like it could be the best thing EVER is a remote control wireless vibrator, that would be great for a couple intent on a little risky behavior, and a for sure good time. I think it would be the hottest foreplay ever to have a woman insert this, and give the wireless controller to her partner, then go out to a nice restaurant.... wait till she needs to order, and tickle her when she's not expecting it, wait till she's ready to take a bite.... give her a quick spark on the nubbie! I think they make these in vibrators for cocks too, so if it was an exchange, it could be the most playful dinner ever!

Any chance we'll get to see these in action in a report?

I believe that would be very enjoyable. I don't have a clue if you'll ever here it from me, seeing my toy supply is currently sad and depleted. lol

 

[TheLM]

I believe that would be very enjoyable. I don't have a clue if you'll ever here it from me, seeing my toy supply is currently sad and depleted. lol

As is mine... I'm thinking I may need to change that.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

As is mine... I'm thinking I may need to change that.

Hopefully, I will be able to tomorrow. I won't know until the $$ in the bank is deposited and I know what it is. lol

 

[TheLM]

Hopefully, I will be able to tomorrow. I won't know until the $$ in the bank is deposited and I know what it is. lol

My issue isn't so much the money, it's that I know I'd have to have the perfect one or it won't be any fun at all.

A big, thick toy is a huge turnon, but in reality I couldn't handle that much...

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

My issue isn't so much the money, it's that I know I'd have to have the perfect one or it won't be any fun at all.

A big, thick toy is a huge turnon, but in reality I couldn't handle that much...

I think if a big one isn't possible, then start small and go from there. I also prefer clitoral stimulation more than penetration. I like penetration, don't get me wrong, but most all of my orgasms are from having my clit played with.

Also vibrations against my clit and my anus, also are extremely unbelievable.

 

[TheLM]

I think if a big one isn't possible, then start small and go from there. I also prefer clitoral stimulation more than penetration. I like penetration, don't get me wrong, but most all of my orgasms are from having my clit played with.

Also vibrations against my clit and my anus, also are extremely unbelievable.

I've never been penetrated by a vibrating one, but on your advice I think I'll make that a requisite.

What about textures? For the kink factor I'd love a cock that resembled a real one, but anal toys don't seem to usually have that...

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I've never been penetrated by a vibrating one, but on your advice I think I'll make that a requisite.

What about textures? For the kink factor I'd love a cock that resembled a real one, but anal toys don't seem to usually have that...

Before I offer my opinion, let me explain - I enjoy anal toys and stimulation, but I've never had a real man's cock anally. The spouse won't do it, and frankly I'm >< a wee bit glad, he's just shy of 9 inches and very thick. Having him in my ass without properly going through the time needed to use various plugs and get used to the size intrusion, is something I wouldn't want to do.

But with anal toys I've used smooth dildos, and I've used the beads attached that go from various sizes. All vibrating.

As far as vaginal penetration, I like texture, for me it's hard to feel the "texture" of a real cock. There's a lot of moisture in the vagina, at least for me there is. Even with his large cock, I can't honestly "feel" the swollen veins of his shaft.

This isn't a link to what was once my favorite, and I don't think I could find it if I tried these days, but here's a link to what looks like my favorite toy of all time:

With something like this, I can feel the cock rolling and flexing inside me, as well as when my muscles clamp around it, I can feel the beads turning. At the same time, I get the much desired and ass bucking clit play.

 

[TheLM]

My friend shower me her anal vibe today. It's a very expensive, corded setup but it looks promising. I'd rather something cheaper and simpler, but hers was the Hitachi magic wand of anal toys, apparently.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

My friend shower me her anal vibe today. It's a very expensive, corded setup but it looks promising. I'd rather something cheaper and simpler, but hers was the Hitachi magic wand of anal toys, apparently.

Yeah, I learned my lesson early on.

I bought a 150.00 dollar rabbit vibe and within a month it was burnt up. A wire and contact (of some sort) in the motor touched and well... a Story was born.

 

[TheLM]

Yeah, I learned my lesson early on.

I bought a 150.00 dollar rabbit vibe and within a month it was burnt up. A wire and contact (of some sort) in the motor touched and well... a Story was born.

Yikes, that's awful! The company wouldn't refund you?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Yikes, that's awful! The company wouldn't refund you?

Lesson #2 was learned - always keep your receipts.

 

[TheLM]

Lesson #2 was learned - always keep your receipts.

Yikes.. Well I'll be sure to.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Yikes.. Well I'll be sure to.

Yes, and lastly lesson number 3 - - - a 40.00 one can work just as magical as a 150.00 one.

 

[INeedLove]

Yes, and lastly lesson number 3 - - - a 40.00 one can work just as magical as a 150.00 one.

Amen!!! That's a hard one too!

Here's a lesson I'd like to help you to avoid dealing with:

If you are considering the purchase of a corded toy---find out how long the cord is. I bought a "Cadillac" wand and it had just about 3 foot of cord. I needed longer to reach my bed easily and didn't have anything other than OUTDOOR extension cords--not pretty! LOL

 

[TheLM]

Amen!!! That's a hard one too!

Here's a lesson I'd like to help you to avoid dealing with:

If you are considering the purchase of a corded toy---find out how long the cord is. I bought a "Cadillac" wand and it had just about 3 foot of cord. I needed longer to reach my bed easily and didn't have anything other than OUTDOOR extension cords--not pretty! LOL

Yep, I think I'd like to find a cordless for this reason!

 

[INeedLove]

Yep, I think I'd like to find a cordless for this reason!

Cordless is great but means either charging or battery replacement. My Eroscillator has been an awesome toy. It was costly but I've had it for 7 years. It's corded. I haven't had any cordless toy last that long. Not sure if it's causative however.

 

[TheLM]

Anyone have experience with Lilo toys? I almost bought one once...

 

[INeedLove]

Anyone have experience with Lilo toys? I almost bought one once...

I have a Lelo Siri--it's great (powerful and quiet). I just bought the Ina. I wish I'd gone for the gspot one instead. The Ina is good but the clitoral stimulator doesn't quite match up with me.

They have some new stuff coming out soon. See their site.

 

[TheLM]

Billy sounds fun:

 

[INeedLove]

Billy sounds fun:

Yes, it does look and sound fun!!! Lelo products often come with a one year warranty too. (Shesh, I sound like a commercial!)

Will you share your experiences if you get it??

 

[TheLM]

Yes, it does look and sound fun!!! Lelo products often come with a one year warranty too. (Shesh, I sound like a commercial!)

Will you share your experiences if you get it??

Oh, I'll totally post a full review. So far the Billy looks like what I'm after the most, although I can see myself wishing it were a bit more penile-like for sucking play, but nothing's to say I can't buy another one for that purpose.

It may end up being a lit story (My first time taken in the ass!).

So there's my toy for penetration... Now I just have to find one to suck!

 

[INeedLove]

Oh, I'll totally post a full review. So far the Billy looks like what I'm after the most, although I can see myself wishing it were a bit more penile-like for sucking play, but nothing's to say I can't buy another one for that purpose.

It may end up being a lit story (My first time taken in the ass!).

So there's my toy for penetration... Now I just have to find one to suck!

The great thing about Lelo is they send to use medical grade silicone so they clean up well. For sucking, it's so-so. Be careful about the material because some never lose that nasty plastic taste.

 

[TheLM]

The great thing about Lelo is they send to use medical grade silicone so they clean up well. For sucking, it's so-so. Be careful about the material because some never lose that nasty plastic taste.

That's what I assumed.

I may buy some flavored condoms regardless of what I choose for that role.



...Now my fantasy is complete. Being fucked by "Billy" and sucking that big boy... Mmmmm... I can't wait!