On A Scale Of 1-10, How Horny Are You? Version 3

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I think the mathematicians are still looking for that number! Hope they find it soon because 10 just won't cover it.
 
I am at about a nine. That is what happens when you write a steamy private message.
 
Slow morning here, started at a five, but a couple of threads later and I've moved to a nice 7
 
After my nice fresh shower, and forgiving the authorities, I have decided to be a 9.6;) Today I slipped into my slim tight jeggers and knee high boots, ready for another day :) Only this day turned out to be special and involved the police once more. Yes, ever wondered what a cop does when they are taken short for a quick pee? :D ... They stop the car and use the nearest available tree, back ally way or bushes hidden away from the main roadside ;) The same I suppose for the ladies, with some squatting action involved. Ay oh! They are human after all and I have decided to forgive them, knowing the reasons why some of our lovely police ladies smell of stale piss... they did not make it to those hidden places on time :eek: ... bless :D
 
Yeah, 9. I can barely think about anything else. The smallest bit of female nudity will render me nothing but a grunting, rutting animal.
 
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