On A Scale Of 1-10, How Horny Are You? Version 4

Too hot and too tired for anything but a 2.

Why are you looking at me like that? You think it’s going to raise that number. Fine. 3. But that’s as high as it goes. It’s been a long day.

4. Dammit. Stop that.

(5 …)
 
I wonder if version 4 should be “on a scale of 31 to 40”?

Also. I’m a 4. Kind of a low key horny but don’t need to do anything about it.
 
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