Panty Peelers?

This question is inherently flawed, though.

It assumes that there is some magical combination of words and behaviors that a guy can do that will guarantee sex.

it's like they're trying to figure out the cheat code to the video game that is women.

The fact is, there is no code, because there's no game. we're people. you have to buckle down and actually talk to us and learn who we are. and maybe we're interested... and maybe we're not. and you just have to suck it up, because we're ALLOWED to not be interested.

but I will tell you the #1 thing that GUARANTEES you won't be getting any from me: if I get even a SLIGHT notion that you're trying to figure out how to game me.

Good answers!!
 
it's like they're trying to figure out the cheat code to the video game that is women.

L2, R1, L1, R2, Up, Down, Up, Down, Select, Select


are your panties wet yet? JK
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Honestly, I have found the most success comes when I'm not trying at all. Although, one good kiss seems to guarantee some sheet shuffling. Throw in some alcohol and it is even more likely to occur.
 
It's almost embarrassing to admit, but checking out a guy's large and impressive record collection can get me peeling them off. I remember checking out the albums owned by the roommate of a friend, a guy I had never met, and thinking that I was probably going to end up in bed with him. And I did. (Having lots of lame music has the opposite effect.)
 
It's almost embarrassing to admit, but checking out a guy's large and impressive record collection can get me peeling them off. I remember checking out the albums owned by the roommate of a friend, a guy I had never met, and thinking that I was probably going to end up in bed with him. And I did. (Having lots of lame music has the opposite effect.)

That's the spirit Bongo!

THAT's what I'm talking about. A lot of woman take this question wrong.
It's not how you got played, it's what makes you want to play!
 
If I'm trying to be sexy (by the way I dress, act, etc) and I see that bulge in a guys pants, and I know I caused it- that's a real good start to my panties melting away.
 
If I'm trying to be sexy (by the way I dress, act, etc) and I see that bulge in a guys pants, and I know I caused it- that's a real good start to my panties melting away.

Excellent answer DD.
 
A lot has to do with my mood. The other things can sometimes change the mood though
 
Also odd, I think, is that sometimes when a guy corrects me when I'm wrong about something and does it in a kind and helpful manner, he has unwittingly begun the process of getting my panties off. It may very well not happen, of course, and he is quite probably unaware that he did anything of the sort, but he did grease the skids a bit.
 
Also odd, I think, is that sometimes when a guy corrects me when I'm wrong about something and does it in a kind and helpful manner, he has unwittingly begun the process of getting my panties off. It may very well not happen, of course, and he is quite probably unaware that he did anything of the sort, but he did grease the skids a bit.

I would like to kindly and gently point out that perhaps you might not want to use the words "panties" and "skids" in the same paragraph.

I hope that was helpful!
 
Also odd, I think, is that sometimes when a guy corrects me when I'm wrong about something and does it in a kind and helpful manner, he has unwittingly begun the process of getting my panties off. It may very well not happen, of course, and he is quite probably unaware that he did anything of the sort, but he did grease the skids a bit.

Really starting to like this BongoGal!
 
All it usually takes for me is a good conversation that turns into witty, shameless dirty talk in my ear...
 
I read somewhere that a woman decides with in the first 10 minutes of meeting someone, if she will sleep with them or not.

A bit of the time it's true. So there really isnt much you can do in ten minutes...
 
I read somewhere that a woman decides with in the first 10 minutes of meeting someone, if she will sleep with them or not.

A bit of the time it's true. So there really isnt much you can do in ten minutes...

Oh....you are very wrong about that!

Come sit down right next to me for 10 minutes.

Even before you sit down next to me there's the intensity of eye contact... a little joke to make you smile.... a sincere carefully chosen compliment, that doesn't sound quite effusive and makes you want a little more.

Sitting next to me I can let some pheromones do the talking and I figure there's about a 50 50 chance we're compatible that way... maybe you like the subtle cologne as well?

Just let me get my hands on you within those first 10 minutes.... little playful non sexual touching.... maybe I have to lean in to talk over the music... but then I admit that I'm only leaning in because I wanted to nuzzle your ear.

Or I suppose I could just spend the first 10 minutes, casting nervous glances your way across the room... but I doubt that would work as well.
 
If he wants to get into my panties, he must be erudite. A learned man, someone with whom I can commune on another level, turns me on to no end. Academia is sexy. If he knows of Herodotus and the Pevear and Volokhonsky translation of War and Peace, these are equally arousing.
 
If he wants to get into my panties, he must be erudite. A learned man, someone with whom I can commune on another level, turns me on to no end. Academia is sexy. If he knows of Herodotus and the Pevear and Volokhonsky translation of War and Peace, these are equally arousing.

That erudite eh? :)
 
Yes. And if they have an understanding of transdisciplinary unified theory, that is an extra plus! ;)

Good answers Kat...

History, Literature, Science & Well Spoken.

Going for the eggheads I see. That's cool - You got a bunch of guys hitting the books now.

I was always more of a Greek tragedy kinda guy.
A discussion of Trans Unified theory requires a lot of pot. But at least you'll be stoned with yr panties off.
 
I better brush up on mine then!
Oh, I think you and I could hold a decent conversation. ;)

Good answers Kat...

History, Literature, Science & Well Spoken.

Going for the eggheads I see. That's cool - You got a bunch of guys hitting the books now.

I was always more of a Greek tragedy kinda guy.
A discussion of Trans Unified theory requires a lot of pot. But at least you'll be stoned with yr panties off.
Ha! I haven't smoked weed in a loooooonnnnnnng time. No. Just requires an extremely open mind and pot isn't the only thing that opens minds.
 
Oh, I think you and I could hold a decent conversation. ;)


Ha! I haven't smoked weed in a loooooonnnnnnng time. No. Just requires an extremely open mind and pot isn't the only thing that opens minds.

You think it would remain 'decent'? :devil:
 
Wow, someone tries talking about Russian authors to me and my panties will turn into a chastity belt. Better approach is to be smart, somewhat witty, smell good and not be overweight. Arrogance turns me off really fast.
 
A nice bottle of wine with a dirty note attached to it is a good start

I think the wonderful flavors of your pussy would compliment this really well!
 
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