Penis Orifice Order Preference?

[Pixie Mischief]

I wonder if someone could answer a question I have...is there a good-tasting lube out there? I figure, if you go ass-mouth, a condom might help, if you squrted some good-tasting lube into the condom, to cover the latex and spermacide flavor.

well nothing thats been in my ass is going in my mouth unless washed first.
But the only thing I've ever used is KY and it tastes bad. I am pretty sure they make flavored lube I mean they do make flavored condoms so I'm sure they make flavored lube. wouldnt mind having some hehe

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

well nothing thats been in my ass is going in my mouth unless washed first.

Your loss...

 

[Pixie Mischief]

Your loss...

no.. not my lost.. lol would be his lost if he tried to make me.. his loss of something.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

no.. not my lost.. lol would be his lost if he tried to make me.. his loss of something.

Hmmm...that was my point about the condom, to keep the cock clean, you know?

 

[Pixie Mischief]

Hmmm...that was my point about the condom, to keep the cock clean, you know?

OH so you take the condom off before?? OK then no problem hehe
<- doesnt eat shit

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

OH so you take the condom off before?? OK then no problem hehe
<- doesnt eat shit

Well, no shit PM!!(pun intended)...its a special lady who would suck the cock that just fucked her ass without a condom or cleanup.

 

[Pixie Mischief]

Well, no shit PM!!(pun intended)...its a special lady who would suck the cock that just fucked her ass without a condom or cleanup.

Shit I'm not that special LOL

but we dont use condoms for anal. I already have a hard time as it is. condoms would cause even more friction

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

You may need to switch lubes...I hear Wet is good...and don't stop putting it on! A condom should be less friction, shouldn't it?

 

[Pixie Mischief]

You may need to switch lubes...I hear Wet is good...and don't stop putting it on! A condom should be less friction, shouldn't it?

well yeah I made him promise last time at anal went badly and I had to make him stop was soo painful.
he promised to use more KY next time. I dont think he really realizes sometimes that I am just 4 foot LOL
as for condoms.. no its more friction condoms arent natural. penis skin is. heck we cant even use condoms for intercourse cause I'm so tight it hurts us both. we did when he was here last time but the last week we didnt. and we decided we wont next visit.

I dont recommend not using condoms for anal thought unless you really know the person. Because well there is risk for blood.

 

[James G 5]

I wonder if someone could answer a question I have...is there a good-tasting lube out there? I figure, if you go ass-mouth, a condom might help, if you squrted some good-tasting lube into the condom, to cover the latex and spermacide flavor.

They make flavored condoms designed to cover the taste for oral with condom
I imagine using one of those for anal would leave not too bad of a taste

 

[crazybbwgirl]

well yeah I made him promise last time at anal went badly and I had to make him stop was soo painful.
he promised to use more KY next time. I dont think he really realizes sometimes that I am just 4 foot LOL
as for condoms.. no its more friction condoms arent natural. penis skin is. heck we cant even use condoms for intercourse cause I'm so tight it hurts us both. we did when he was here last time but the last week we didnt. and we decided we wont next visit.

I dont recommend not using condoms for anal thought unless you really know the person. Because well there is risk for blood.

Have you tried anal eze? Its just benzocane (I'm not sure how to spell that?) mixed with some lube. It lightly desensitizes the area about to be 'attacked'. Its the same thing as ora-gel. I have some that's strawberry flavored. Doesn't take away the pain - (relax relax relax - deep breaths) just the sting - its great!

 

[Pixie Mischief]

Have you tried anal eze? Its just benzocane (I'm not sure how to spell that?) mixed with some lube. It lightly desensitizes the area about to be 'attacked'. Its the same thing as ora-gel. I have some that's strawberry flavored. Doesn't take away the pain - (relax relax relax - deep breaths) just the sting - its great!

none of that here I live in a small rural town LOL and he seems content just using KY.. he said we would take it alot easier this time.
and yeah I know "Relax breath" he keept telling me to relax but that just annoyed me lol

 

[crazybbwgirl]

none of that here I live in a small rural town LOL and he seems content just using KY.. he said we would take it alot easier this time.
and yeah I know "Relax breath" he keept telling me to relax but that just annoyed me lol

Check online - can probably order it somewhere. And the breathing thing works. I had 2 children that way with no drugs. Have you ever tried yoga? great for relaxing.....

 

[Pixie Mischief]

Check online - can probably order it somewhere. And the breathing thing works. I had 2 children that way with no drugs. Have you ever tried yoga? great for relaxing.....

I got no credit card.. as for yoga LMAO I was born with a condition that causes my bones to be fragile thats why I am 4 foot and use a wheelchair hehe so yoga is a no no hehe. and I already know about breathing. Previous to treatments I've had 500fractures. I can control my pain to a degree. But LOL its different... very hard to relax when someone is trying to stick something large in your ass.. its involuntary.I try to relax but I still tighten.

 

[crazybbwgirl]

So I guess getting down on the yoga mat is out of the question. But yoga is mostly mental anyway - the breathing and the "ommm" thing is the best part about it. And don't worry about the other. Either it will happen or it won't - there's lots of people who don't 'indulge' there - teehee

 

[Pixie Mischief]

So I guess getting down on the yoga mat is out of the question. But yoga is mostly mental anyway - the breathing and the "ommm" thing is the best part about it. And don't worry about the other. Either it will happen or it won't - there's lots of people who don't 'indulge' there - teehee

hmmm he really likes to give anal LOL

I think hes in denial about having a ass fetish.

 

[redelicious]

I wonder if someone could answer a question I have...is there a good-tasting lube out there? I figure, if you go ass-mouth, a condom might help, if you squrted some good-tasting lube into the condom, to cover the latex and spermacide flavor.

Astroglide is rather minty.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Astroglide is rather minty.

I'm not going to ask how you know...I'll just be happy that you shared! Thanks.

 

[Pixie Mischief]

I'm not going to ask how you know...I'll just be happy that you shared! Thanks.

some things are better not asked

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

some things are better not asked

Hmmmm...and some things I would like to know, but not if the person doesn't want to volunteer.

 

[Pixie Mischief]

Hmmmm...and some things I would like to know, but not if the person doesn't want to volunteer.

true true

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Oh, and let me say that I really enjoy oral/vaginal/oral/vaginal...I can last forever that way, and whenever I get around to cumming, its pretty intense!

 

[Pixie Mischief]

Oh, and let me say that I really enjoy oral/vaginal/oral/vaginal...I can last forever that way, and whenever I get around to cumming, its pretty intense!

I have a problem with cumming when involving someone else. BF says I need to learn to chill and just let go.
I dont have problem on my own. I'm not really aloud to masterbate now without it being with him or said other wise. and this I thought he was bluffing.. I really thought he was.. LOL I am to not play for 2 weeks before he gets here.
turns out hes not kidding. He wants to make me cum he didnt manage to last isit without toys.
hes like "its gonna be great!! once you cum its gonna be really hard" yes well LOL 2 weeks??!!!
I'm used to.. before recently to masterbate once or twice a day since I was 14. I'm not to masterbate because it kills my sex drive he doesnt want us to do things unless I am horny he doesnt like one way things. plus if I play too much it gets to where it takes me 2 hours to cum. he doesnt wanna wait on the phone or computer that long.
but god 2 weeks??????????????!!!!!!!! On a good note.. hes not aloud either LOL But its not so hard for him. he never jerks off except when talking to me which is about once a week he does jerk off. 2 weeks wont be as hard for him as me.
*Sighs* the things I do for him LOL

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

I have a problem with cumming when involving someone else. BF says I need to learn to chill and just let go.
I dont have problem on my own. I'm not really aloud to masterbate now without it being with him or said other wise. and this I thought he was bluffing.. I really thought he was.. LOL I am to not play for 2 weeks before he gets here.
turns out hes not kidding. He wants to make me cum he didnt manage to last isit without toys.
hes like "its gonna be great!! once you cum its gonna be really hard" yes well LOL 2 weeks??!!!
I'm used to.. before recently to masterbate once or twice a day since I was 14. I'm not to masterbate because it kills my sex drive he doesnt want us to do things unless I am horny he doesnt like one way things. plus if I play too much it gets to where it takes me 2 hours to cum. he doesnt wanna wait on the phone or computer that long.
but god 2 weeks??????????????!!!!!!!! On a good note.. hes not aloud either LOL But its not so hard for him. he never jerks off except when talking to me which is about once a week he does jerk off. 2 weeks wont be as hard for him as me.
*Sighs* the things I do for him LOL

Waiting is a good idea...I normally masturbate 2-3 times a day, so I'm too conditioned to my hand...I need a few days or a week to break myself of that.

 

[Pixie Mischief]

Waiting is a good idea...I normally masturbate 2-3 times a day, so I'm too conditioned to my hand...I need a few days or a week to break myself of that.

yeah.. masterbating decentizes you.. but..

2 weeks?? ? I CANT DO IT LOL he said "if I can so can you" LOL geez..
and I've been having trouble with just one weeks.. but 2??!! actually I have a feeling..
hes doing this not just for the reason that I'll cum fast and hard. The guy is always pushing me a little more always abit more. I must say I'm not happy about the idea. and If I did play hed know.. Hed SOO know LOL

But I'm happy I'd be upset if it was just me. but he doesnt get to play for 2 weeks either so thats fair.
but its much harder for me. I dont see how I will do it. I'm gonna need to get a hobby to keep my mind off of it LMAO