Penis Orifice Order Preference?

[Pixie Mischief]

*high five*

I'm with you, dude!

why do men have to high five each other with stuff like this?

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

why do men have to high five each other with stuff like this?

When you are issued the testicles, you get a toolbox, a stack of porn, and the uncontrolable urge to high five other guys.

 

[Pixie Mischief]

When you are issued the testicles, you get a toolbox, a stack of porn, and the uncontrolable urge to high five other guys.

*Sighs* MEN!

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

You know you love it!!


Ladies, if most of you tell us they don't want something, we want it twice as bad. As I get older, the women are into more, so I seem to need to push the envelope more. That's where the ass-mouth thing comes from.

 

[Pixie Mischief]

You know you love it!!


Ladies, if most of you tell us they don't want something, we want it twice as bad. As I get older, the women are into more, so I seem to need to push the envelope more. That's where the ass-mouth thing comes from.

I love what?

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

I love what?

Hopefully, you love guys being guys...or you and the bf are gonna have problems.

 

[Pixie Mischief]

Hopefully, you love guys being guys...or you and the bf are gonna have problems.

LMAO! no no I love men LOL

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

LMAO! no no I love men LOL

Just checking...


Did you notice, I post over here way more than I used to? Pretty creepy, especially since I'm looking at picking up a flogger this week.

 

[Pixie Mischief]

Just checking...


Did you notice, I post over here way more than I used to? Pretty creepy, especially since I'm looking at picking up a flogger this week.

yeah I noticed. I'm knew here... not excatly sure what I am doing here... *Shrugs* LOL I have a unsual bf thats why lol

 

[James G 5]

When you are issued the testicles, you get a toolbox, a stack of porn, and the uncontrolable urge to high five other guys.

Kind of like the lesbian toaster thing?

 

[James G 5]

You know you love it!!


Ladies, if most of you tell us they don't want something, we want it twice as bad. As I get older, the women are into more, so I seem to need to push the envelope more. That's where the ass-mouth thing comes from.

Yep
I'm with you
The more taboo lines I cross, the more I seem to want to....

 

[bunny bondage]

Kind of like the lesbian toaster thing?

LOL! i remember that! the lesbian recruitment thing. wasn't that on an episode of roseanne?

 

[crazybbwgirl]

Yep
I'm with you
The more taboo lines I cross, the more I seem to want to....

THIS is why I love men. gee - you could just feed them a little bit of something new every day and they'd just keep on wanting more........yumm

 

[James G 5]

LOL! i remember that! the lesbian recruitment thing. wasn't that on an episode of roseanne?

My primary Mentor (and leather Big Sis!) when I entered the realm of BDSM is a lesbian Domme
She has a book called "So You're a Lesbian" (I think, not positive of the title) that details the world of lesbianism for women just coming out
One of the bullet points on the back of the book is actually "When should I expect my toaster?"

 

[James G 5]

THIS is why I love men. gee - you could just feed them a little bit of something new every day and they'd just keep on wanting more........yumm

I feel like Audrey 2......FEED ME!

 

[Pixie Mischief]

toaster?

I must be really innocent since I dont get it LOL

 

[bunny bondage]

Re: toaster?

I must be really innocent since I dont get it LOL

the joke runs something along the lines of this: for every girl who is indited into "lesbianism", the girl who "recruited" her gets a toaster as a prize (or something along those lines)

 

[Pixie Mischief]

Re: Re: toaster?

the joke runs something along the lines of this: for every girl who is indited into "lesbianism", the girl who "recruited" her gets a toaster as a prize (or something along those lines)

LMAO geez...

 

[James G 5]

Re: Re: toaster?

the joke runs something along the lines of this: for every girl who is indited into "lesbianism", the girl who "recruited" her gets a toaster as a prize (or something along those lines)

It's the other way around
You know how banks used to give you a toaster when you got an account?
The idead here is "Become a Lesbian, get a free toaster!"

 

[Pixie Mischief]

Re: Re: Re: toaster?

It's the other way around
You know how banks used to give you a toaster when you got an account?
The idead here is "Become a Lesbian, get a free toaster!"

I dont need a free toaster lol

 

[watergirl]

Pixie, you are too cute!

 

[Pixie Mischief]

Aww yeah I'm the cutest thing ever LOL hehe

 

[Netzach]

Other.

I like mine nicely trussed up and under my heels, or pointing achingly up in the air waiting for my ministrations, or lazily lying to one side in blissful ignorance of the surprises in store.

Gift wrapped would be fun, too.

 

[bunny bondage]

Gift wrapped would be fun, too.

*giggles* once, when my ex was sleeping (he wasn't my ex at this time) i took a sharpee and drew a smiley face on the head. my was he suprised to see his cock pleasantly smiling up at him in the morning!

 

[James G 5]

*giggles* once, when my ex was sleeping (he wasn't my ex at this time) i took a sharpee and drew a smiley face on the head. my was he suprised to see his cock pleasantly smiling up at him in the morning!

Mental note, if ever sleeping around bunny, leave her like this
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