EctoJohn
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I'd like to be naked in the club right now
What's stopping you?
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What's stopping you?
Yeah, really. I mean, your av is already nekkid
EctoJohn
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Yeah, really. I mean, your av is already nekkid
Everyone in the club get naked!
*drops robe*
Ha ha! I wasn't wearing one
No_Socks_In_Bed
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Ha ha! I wasn't wearing one
FINALLY!!! A thread that firmly backs up the belief that less truly is more...at least where clothing is concerned. And I dont think I'll need to expend alot of energy on my socks policy either.
Now...as for the perving, I need to come up with one or four things to make a grand entrance and hopefully gain acceptance to this club.
Oops! I do wear socks in bed, now. You're accepted if you're a perv. Now come on and get naked!FINALLY!!! A thread that firmly backs up the belief that less truly is more...at least where clothing is concerned. And I dont think I'll need to expend alot of energy on my socks policy either.
Now...as for the perving, I need to come up with one or four things to make a grand entrance and hopefully gain acceptance to this club.
Welcome to Lit.
cf23430
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Nope. I just do whatever tickles my fancy at the time.
Then again, a lotta' things tickle my fancy.
You could be up for a long night.
And I use the term "up" in all instances stated or implied otherwise.
That is pretty much how I roll. I am very uninihibited, very open minded.
I have all night....but doubt if you could handle being "up"all night.
C
RedheadedHaze
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OH Really now?!
That sound was distinctly that of a gauntlet being thrown down.
I assure you, I'm MORE than capable of meeting that little challenge.
RedheadedHaze
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FINALLY!!! A thread that firmly backs up the belief that less truly is more...at least where clothing is concerned. And I dont think I'll need to expend alot of energy on my socks policy either.
Now...as for the perving, I need to come up with one or four things to make a grand entrance and hopefully gain acceptance to this club.
I'm interested in your four items.
Spill.
Lets see what you're made of, Mister Sox.
cf23430
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OH Really now?!
That sound was distinctly that of a gauntlet being thrown down.
I assure you, I'm MORE than capable of meeting that little challenge.
Well...sexy....when things are looking up.....trust me there is not "little challenge" perhaps you will need "more" to handle me
RedheadedHaze
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Ha. You're from VA. That whole "VA is for lovers" thing is total hogwash.
Soooooo....by more you mean...people? restraints? pigs? lube?
Are you always this vague?
cf23430
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Ha. You're from VA. That whole "VA is for lovers" thing is total hogwash.
Soooooo....by more you mean...people? restraints? pigs? lube?
Are you always this vague?
Perhaps in some cases its hogwash.....but I was born and raised in Texas.....and you know what they say about things being bigger.....
"more" was a blurb I took from your message...but if you want more precise detials...I am sure that you could trhow in some lube....after we wear each other out...then bacon would be a good breakfast item....
how kinky or open minded do you get...or is this to early in the relation ship to be talking about such things
No_Socks_In_Bed
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1. Well, I'm guessing from earlier posts that all of the women on this thread that seem to have lots of medicine handy for what has been ailing the guys. So, I can go the cheap pervy route and hold my breath until i pass out or get a severe migraine headache so that I can procure some medical attention from the pervy girls in here.
2. Or, I can go the comical pervy route and put on a really bad sweater with nothing else on and try to seduce you in my best (read: worst) Bill Cosby voice.
3. Or, I can go the kinky pervy route and put a rubber chicken on my shoulder while we're having really intense sex so that you're always going to be wondering "WTF is a rubber chicken doing on his shoulder...and why is that turning me on more??"
4. However, i can go the intriguing sensory-stimulation/mindfuck pervy route and tie you to a chair blindfolded and see how long it will take you to reach indescribable points of ecstasy by using just my voice.
Will one of those four gain me acceptance to the group?
RedheadedHaze
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Well, if you're leaving it up to the voters, I'm damn well taking #4.
Nothing turns me on more than a quality mind fuck.
RedheadedHaze
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Texas. I had a quality 4way in San Antonio once....oh, the memories.
/daydreams
Sorry, I digress...
Everything is better w/ bacon, IMO.
Kinky? I like rubber chickens as much as the next guy. See Socks about that. I'm probably the most open minded person I know.
And yes, it is a bit early in the "relationship" to make any intimate assessments. I haven't even asked if I could saddle you up yet, Tex.
Lastly...I'm an equal opportunist. Socks came up w/ a clever post, so I had to jump it while the getting was good.
There's not enough wind to leave you hanging....at the moment.
No_Socks_In_Bed
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Oops! I do wear socks in bed, now. You're accepted if you're a perv. Now come on and get naked!
YOU RULE BREAKER!!! No biscuit for Ima. I'm just hoping you dont wear the footie pj's too. I'll have to have a serious talk with you if thats the case. hmmmmmmmmmmm....
cf23430
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Its all good....just did not know to conintue or not.
Sorry about the question.....just had to ask.
Thinking it would be some nice hot fun of saddling up the hossy.
perhaps some nuzzling should be a nice way to to break up the ice.
4 ways are always hot...
you got me going girl.....that wind is picking up mighty strong
C
Sorry about the question.....just had to ask.
Thinking it would be some nice hot fun of saddling up the hossy.
perhaps some nuzzling should be a nice way to to break up the ice.
4 ways are always hot...
you got me going girl.....that wind is picking up mighty strong
C
Texas. I had a quality 4way in San Antonio once....oh, the memories.
/daydreams
Sorry, I digress...
Everything is better w/ bacon, IMO.
Kinky? I like rubber chickens as much as the next guy. See Socks about that. I'm probably the most open minded person I know.
And yes, it is a bit early in the "relationship" to make any intimate assessments. I haven't even asked if I could saddle you up yet, Tex.
Lastly...I'm an equal opportunist. Socks came up w/ a clever post, so I had to jump it while the getting was good.
There's not enough wind to leave you hanging....at the moment.
EctoJohn
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Well, if you're leaving it up to the voters, I'm damn well taking #4.
Nothing turns me on more than a quality mind fuck.
Now that is exactly what I am talking about!!!!!
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Well, I'd certainly like to think so.
Btw, I don't flirt. I club, and drag back to my lair.
I find that prospect arousing. Coming to with a hot woman about to ravish me...... where do I sign up?!
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