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Good morning everyone. I'm naked in bed, wearing only my collar, as Master instructed. I just listened to a Lit guy cum on the phone for me. He cums so hard. Such a turn on :devil:

MMM...that's pretty hot, did Master let you have a nice cum too?
 
Hey, Ima. Have to scoot, but I saw you here and HAD to say hi.;)
 
*Wanders in, looking for something interesting*
"Hey, I heard there was robes in here! I love the feel of silk on my back & ass."

Oh, a questionaire!
Alright, fellow Pervites, answer one of the following questions:

1) When did you first realize you were into pervy kinky stuff?
When I was about 8 yrs old. I always had more girl friends than boys. Scopin out the territory.
2) Have you ever had a voyeur experience (on either side)? What was it like?
Uncounted. From watching my wife make it with her best friend in H.S., to watching her blow someone, inches from my face. Amazing. I still get hard watching.
3) Has a partner ever suggested something so kinky that it put you off your guard? What was it and did you do it?
Yes, when dear wifey wanted to do me with a strap on. She gets off on mild domination.
4) Have you and your partner ever covered yourselves in baby oil and played around with each other? (I have, its awesome)
Mmmm, nope. Haven't tried that yet.
 
Sorry guys. Working tonight and just now on break. Hopefully I'll get some quality perv time on vacation this weekend. It will be later, though. Friday will be crazy and I won't be on much. I'll be having withdrawal. Going out tomorrow night, too. I know I'll find trouble :devil: Start my vacation right.
 
Have fun on your vacation, have plenty of trouble for the rest of us pervs.
 
I thought we could have our own perv thread. Yeah, we admit we're pervs but no twelve step program here! Leave your inhibitions at the door. Enter and enjoy.
Signed Ima
Founder and CEO

Got to go back to work but off tomorrow. Just curious to see if this thread will fly.
Thank god for no 12 steps!!! I'll just use inhibitions as a door stop if you don't mind!!
 
Have fun on your vacation, have plenty of trouble for the rest of us pervs.
I'll try my best! Though being with family is really going to put a damper on my fun but I won't let that rule it out completely
Yes we do :D

How's your weekend looking?
Not this weekend, sexy. On vacation visiting family :kiss: Talk to me in a little over a week. Sorry hon :(
Thank god for no 12 steps!!! I'll just use inhibitions as a door stop if you don't mind!!
Don't leave them there! There's going to be so many, we won't be able to get in the door :devil:
 
Awesome answers!

Here are some more questions:
1) Have you ever messed around outside? If so, where, when, and how did you overcome natures sexual roadblocks (sand, bugs, sunburn, etc)?

2) Have you ever had a fantasy that really excited you, and only after entertaining it for quite some time did you realize that it's incredibly perverse?

3) Tell us a story about an awkward sexual moment.

My answers:
1) We tried outside, at night, in a forest on a picnic table, but the mosquitos were too much

2) In high school I wanted to have a threesome with my gf and her sister. As both were very hot, it made complete sense that they wouldn't want to have a no-holds barred threesome with me. Only after entertaining the idea for some time did it hit me that the fantasy involved mountains of incest, something which usually doesn't get me going.

3) I was making out with a girl in high school while watching a movie. Hands were roaming and I began to finger her. We were really getting into it when he stepdad came home. So we quickly composed ourselves as he came into the TV room. Have never met him before, I introduced myself and shook his hand.

I'll give you three guesses as to which hand I used to finger her, and the first two don't count.

At least I wiped it on my pants before hand, right?
 
Have fun on vacation Ima. Hope you have some perv adventures you can tell us about later. I'm away too for about a week starting tomorrow. Hope this place doesn't get out of hand while we're gone. Then again, maybe I do.

Sure could use a blow job before I go, either here, or better yet, in real life.
Well too bad I can't give you one because I truly love doing it! I'm off to get about 3 hours sleep. Gonna be rough when that alarm sounds
 
I confess watching my slut thrust his hips and stroke his cock to my voice was pure nirvana. Very sexy, indeed! He pleases his Mistress well :devil:

And after that, watched my favorite sexy sweetie stroke to my voice, too. Mmmmm Thanks, baby :kiss:
 
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