Philosophies On The Fly

[UnderYourSpell]

That chap getting the caning always looks like he's peeling down his yellow skin!

 

[pensivepoet]

That chap getting the caning always looks like he's peeling down his yellow skin!

Annie, you may be over studying the emotes.
And i imagine that, yes, with caning, some peeling is possible.

 

[jacktar48]

Annie, you may be over studying the emotes.
And i imagine that, yes, with caning, some peeling is possible.

Do I sense a bit of nostalgia there?

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Annie, you may be over studying the emotes.
And i imagine that, yes, with caning, some peeling is possible.

Over studying he says .......... can you see any pants to be removed? hmmmm on second thoughts you could be right

 

[Trixareforkids]

Back to the thread title

Is the fly is going up or down
Because ya know
The philosophies can be mighty different depending

No wait! This is Lit, I'll bet it's an open fly

Alright now we're getting somewhere
I love the promise of an open fly
A peek of pubes or taught skin

Hmm, am I supposed to be able to think philosophically now?

Ah, I see what you did there.
You tricky wicked
I'd cane you but then
That'd just get us back to taught skin

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Philosophies on the fly ........... would that be a zip fly or a buttoned one?

 

[Trixareforkids]

Philosophies on the fly ........... would that be a zip fly or a buttoned one?

Well my preference is for a button fly.
Love the snick sound as you pull each button loose.

 

[pensivepoet]

Ok, the true story behind the title~
A big ass fly was buggin me, (yes, some have big asses~called the kardashian fly) anyway, when i picked up the swatter, he zoomed away.
Me said, "that's a good philosophy, mr fly, got another?"
He flew back and said, "yes. It's really ok to shit where you eat"
And a thread was born.

 

[Trixareforkids]

Ok, so we're talking about a big assed button down fly.
Sounds like a good time

 

[pensivepoet]

And no, i didn't skish the rare and elusive kardashiian fly. (they're protected in the south) i caught it, named it Plato, and built it a cage.
Every day it gives me a dose of wisdom for a gram of cat shit.
But some of it is just common sense.
~drink beer for breakfast
~smoking is good for you
~you should kill your neighbor, fuck his wife, then kill her too
~work sucks, go fishing
~watch more reality tv shows
I like Plato. Finally something in life makes sense.

 

[Trixareforkids]

You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but the only fool that ever believes you all the time, is your own foolish self.

 

[pensivepoet]

Fear is merely an indicator that hope is still alive

 

[pensivepoet]

Sometimes, hate is just love with a chip on its shoulder.
(i stole this, but can't remember from whom)