Please Don't Delete Another Of My Threads-(Addendum)

Uh....

......okay, I'll bite.....what exactly do you do with a spread and pinned down scrotum, anyways?

Lance "NIMBY!!" Castor
 
God! i just LOVE this place!!

Thank you, MzC! This place it SO educational. :D

When i first looked at that picture, for some reason i thought it was one of those novelty cakes you can get at certain "naughty" bakeries, or maybe a sculpture made outa chopped liver.

i thought it should say "Eat Me!" or "Happy Birthday to a World Class Prick" in frosting on the white part.

Then i realized what i was really seeing. Cool TOY!

You're fun!

In growing amazement,
Blue
 
Two and half posts from guys, Mz!

I'll tell you what, you know how to reel 'em in, sweetie.
 
One of the things I love best about Lit is how it seems like the most potentially contentious threads usually end up being the wackiest ones.:)
 
Re: Uh....

Lancecastor said:
......okay, I'll bite.....what exactly do you do with a spread and pinned down scrotum, anyways?

Lance "NIMBY!!" Castor

Goddamn, most guys think that is plenty.
But you can always use a crop or maybe drip a little wax on it.

Boy, Im like the martha Stewart of BDSM around here.
 
Sandia said:
Two and half posts from guys, Mz!

I'll tell you what, you know how to reel 'em in, sweetie.

Lucky me, a lesbo who has to fight the boys off.
 
We all cluster around you,

Like moths around a flame...(we must discuss that someday)

Soon you will be compelled to beat us off, with a STICK!

:rolleyes:
 
CarolineOh said:
One of the things I love best about Lit is how it seems like the most potentially contentious threads usually end up being the wackiest ones.:)

Who's wacking? Uh em, oh, you meant wacky! NEVERMIND!

Ebony
 
Re: We all cluster around you,

DRxBlue said:
Soon you will be compelled to beat us off, with a STICK!

Blue, I didn't know you were that heavy a player! I'm more of a vaguely-branch-shaped-vibrator kinda girl (okay, VERY vaguely-branch-shaped) than a hickory stick one...at least where THAT part of my tender anatomy is concerned! Don't come running to me to pull out splinters!

Ooh I love taking things out of context...at least, I HOPE that was out of context!
 
I felt this deserved a new thought. Actually I didn't feel like editing. Doing enough of that right now as it is.

Jeebus, MzChrista, that is an evil evil device! I feel safer around the Willow-and-Tara lesbians:

TARA
It's not really so much about hating
the men.


WILLOW
We're more centered around the girl
on girl action.

See? Why can't we all just be centered around the girl on girl action? Why do we need to go all Bob Flanagan on the poor men, just because they keep begging us to? Oh yeah...because they keep begging us to. Oops. :D Seriously though, I'm ordering my wedding cake somewhere else, MzChrista.
 
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