**Pleasure me to 1000**

[Jewelz]

LOL Everyone keeps requesting certain lines for my sig... I'll have to change it every other day.

Do you think this one would piss people off?

Eric Cartman: Kyle, all those times I called you a stupid Jew, I didn't mean it. You're not a Jew.
Kyle Broflovski: Yes I am, Cartman! I AM a Jew!
Eric Cartman: No, no, don't be so hard on yourself.

i love seeing which one you have .........

but love, i would not do that one!.....when it comes to religion (although, i think most people who are here are pretty liberal).....assumption made...........i just think that is asking for pissy peeps!

 

[RawHumor]

I thought so too... It's one of my favorites, but I figure it's not worth the hassle it's sure to bring... and as much as I don't mind offending people, I'd hate to do it accidentally and with words which weren't my own.


But thanks for the confirmation.

 

[Jewelz]

I thought so too... It's one of my favorites, but I figure it's not worth the hassle it's sure to bring... and as much as I don't mind offending people, I'd hate to do it accidentally and with words which weren't my own.


But thanks for the confirmation.

lol...you are crazy!!!!!!! *licky licky, slurp slurp*

 

[RawHumor]

Oh my God, I fucked Kenny in the ass!!!

Dude, Kenny got ass-fucked!

You BASTARD!

 

[Jewelz]

Dude, Kenny got ass-fucked!

You BASTARD!

Kenny's gotta die! I am the one that wants ass fucked!

 

[RawHumor]

Kenny's gotta die! I am the one that wants ass fucked!

Actually, Kenny DID die... the last episode of last season he died for good. He's not in the new season at all.
*there's no crying smilie*

 

[Jewelz]

Actually, Kenny DID die... the last episode of last season he died for good. He's not in the new season at all.
*there's no crying smilie*

Ohh really? I used to HATE SP......it was too crude for me at first, and then hubby made me sit down with him when he watched it....one too many times LOL....and I laughed hard...he was like "told you so".....he hadnt told me that K died for good!

 

[RawHumor]

Ohh really? I used to HATE SP......it was too crude for me at first, and then hubby made me sit down with him when he watched it....one too many times LOL....and I laughed hard...he was like "told you so".....he hadnt told me that K died for good!

They've been WAY crude lately... and political. The one in which he died was all about stem cell research.

Cartman wanted some fetuses for the stem cells - he told everyone they were to save Kenny's life, but really he just used them to make his own Shakey's restaurant. LOL

I've groaned a FEW times lately at some of the episodes... you may wanna just stay away.

 

[Jewelz]

They've been WAY crude lately... and political. The one in which he died was all about stem cell research.

Cartman wanted some fetuses for the stem cells - he told everyone they were to save Kenny's life, but really he just used them to make his own Shakey's restaurant. LOL

I've groaned a FEW times lately at some of the episodes... you may wanna just stay away.

Ugh! Thanks for the heads up...I found myself getting up and walking away alot of the times....but something usually made me laugh alot....but if it is that way to YOU........yeah, i will stay clear!

 

[Jewelz]

*sits alone in her room......very lonely tonight....*........guess i will go to sleep now.....

Nigh nigh my beautiful friends of Lit! love you all!!!!!!!

 

[Jewelz]

*blows special kisses to ice tonight*

 

[pipercatt]

*sits alone in her room......very lonely tonight....*........guess i will go to sleep now.....

Nigh nigh my beautiful friends of Lit! love you all!!!!!!!

Jewelz, you are never alone...not here.

if you must go to sleep, then sleep sweet, and dream hot.

Look for you tomorrow, luv..

 

[Ice Cold]

Sweet dreams Jewelz, perhaps me will once again meet in the world of dreams....

 

[Jewelz]

Jewelz, you are never alone...not here.

if you must go to sleep, then sleep sweet, and dream hot.

Look for you tomorrow, luv..

aww honey....thanks...i actually think i am going to go make love to my husband.....i am feeling toooooo lonely at lit tonight!!!!!!

yes angel.....look me up......i will be there...

 

[Jewelz]

Sweet dreams Jewelz, perhaps me will once again meet in the world of dreams....

but, uhhhh i thought i was sleepin in YOUR bed tonight?

 

[Ice Cold]

I had the sheets rolled down and everything... Oh well you can just pretend your sleeping and doing thing to me tonight.

 

[Jewelz]

I had the sheets rolled down and everything... Oh well you can just pretend your sleeping and doing thing to me tonight.

i would love to really be doing them to you.........mmmmm baby!

 

[Ice Cold]

i would love to really be doing them to you.........mmmmm baby!

What a coincidence. I'd love to be having you do them to me.

 

[Jewelz]

What a coincidence. I'd love to be having you do them to me.

meet me in your dreams darling.......night

 

[Ice Cold]

meet me in your dreams darling.......night

I'll be lookin for you.... sweet dreams.

 

[Jewelz]

I'll be lookin for you.... sweet dreams.

Hey, where were you?? I couldnt find you!!!!

I think I drowned myself in my sorrows last night and couldnt even dream!! Woe is me!

Have a beautiful day love!

 

[pipercatt]

Hey, where were you?? I couldnt find you!!!!

I think I drowned myself in my sorrows last night and couldnt even dream!! Woe is me!

Have a beautiful day love!

I dreamed, but I don't remember them. They must have been good, though, because I woke up hornier than ever...

I must be feeling better!

 

[Jewelz]

I dreamed, but I don't remember them. They must have been good, though, because I woke up hornier than ever...

I must be feeling better!

LOL......i usually remember my dreams....and i always wake up wet!

Especially if Ice, Falki and CC are in them!! .and ohh ohh cant forget RawHumor!! that sexy man! and Lance, oh he gets me all the time with is awesome stories and JimJim, ohh yeah baby! and Papi....ohh sweet Papi, and CM..ahhh, the list goes on and on and on! and that is just the men! think of all the gorgeous women...ahhh.....*slurp*

 

[RawHumor]

LOL......i usually remember my dreams....and i always wake up wet!

Especially if Ice, Falki and CC are in them!! ......*slurp*

You must have to wash your sheets pretty often.

 

[Jewelz]

You must have to wash your sheets pretty often.

Damn, and it sucks! Gotta stop pissin to bed!