**Pleasure me to 1000**

RawHumor said:
Getting to almost 200 posts even... not too shabby toots!
;)


ive got too much time on my hands.....got my RL under control today.....gonna play......;):kiss:
 
Congratz to Jewelz

Jewelz said:
My back arches....i purr, and then scream....i tremble within.....as i feel passions erupt hard.......Ohhh OHHHHHHHHH GOD!!!!! OHHHHHHH yes.......ooo mmmmmmmm ahhhhhh.ahhhh ooh candy.....mmmmmmmm Ice.....oh baby!!!!!! oh you are both so good to me....ohh im cumming now!!!!!!!!!!! yes yes!!!! its hard......its deep!!!!......im so wet.......

My body collapses.....im breathing hard.....smiling weakly.......

Thank you my loves!:kiss: :kiss:

OMG, Jewelz that was so awesome. I only wish I had been here. I see that Ice Cold did his usual wonderful job and I'm glad that he was able to help you cum to your 1000 post.

Okay, as I promised, here is your specially requested hot scene. I posted it in Milestones as well.



In celebration of Jewelz hitting her 1000th post, I've written this scene for her. Honey, Jewelz, you are the guest of honor. I want you to meet (or is that meat?) my brother Rock (hmm, name rhymes with...)

Jewelz hears the doorbell ring and she opens it. Standing on her porch is Lance and another man.

"Hi Jewelz. We're here to help you celebrate your Literotica achievement. This is my brother Rock. Say hi, Rock."

"Hi Rock...err...Jewelz," Rock says.

Lance and Rock enter. Jewelz brings drinks and soon the party gets started.

<Que soft music>

Jewelz dropped her clothes and saw that the boys had done the same. She is faced with an awesome sight, two hot cocks, both of them throbbing and red and pointed straight at her. She quickly dropped to her knees and opened her mouth. She engulfed Lance's cock, followed by Rock's. The talented lady managed to get both cocks into her mouth at the same time. Lance nearly fell over and held onto Rock's shoulder as his feelings rose. There was something so incredibly hot about Jewelz sucking the both of them at the same time.

Slowly, she managed to get the guys turned around and seated on the couch without breaking contact with either. Then she took Rock in one hand and kept sucking Lance with the other. Just when he thought he'd shoot, she let go and moved to Rock. She eagerly sucked on his cock while gently jacking Lance with her other hand. She went back and forth, sucking and jacking, expertly stopping just in time. Within minutes both Rock and Lance were groaning and begging for release.

Rock cried our, "Oh Jewelz, baby. I'm cummmmmmmmmminnnnngg." His cum shot all over Jewelz face. She caught some of it and swallowed it down. Lance thought he'd be next, but she shook her head and pointed to her pussy.

Lance quickly moved down between Jewelz legs. She had Rock stand over her while she cleaned up his cum. Already she worked on getting him hard again. Meanwhile, Lance dove into her pussy and started licking it fiercely. He slurped up hot juice and licked her clit.

It had an awesome effect on Rock. He was already getting another erection. Jewelz squirmed around and soon was on all fours. Lance mounted her from behind. It was heaven to sink his tortured cock into her super heated pussy. She squeezed him hard and sucked his cock deeper with her pussy muscles.

"Oh yea, baby. I feel your tight pussy. That is soooooo hot," he yelled. He threw his head back and moaned, "Yes, squeeze my cock. Oh yea, just like that."

Jewelz clamped down on him. She whipped her long hair around and sucked Rock all the way down her throat at the same time. He slowly fucked her face while she massaged his balls with her hands.

"Ooohhhhhhh," Rock whimpered as he fucked in out of the hot mouth.

Lance slowly fucked her doggy style, knowing his cum was going to be very soon. He was right. Watching Jewelz working on Rock and feeling the incredible tightness of her soaking wet cunt drove Lance over the top.

He threw back his head and screamed, "Oh my God. Oh God, baby. Oooohhhhhhhhhh" as a huge orgasm rocked his body. As the first shot hit the back of Jewelz' pussy, her own orgasm blasted off. She stopped sucking on Rock and let out a scream, "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh, Ooooohhhhhh," she yelled in total pleasure.

Lance shot great loads of super heated jism into her pussy and pumped furiously to get every drop of cum. Jewelz and Lance continued crying and screaming as the last of their orgasms flowed away.

Finally, Lance gasped for air and leaned over Jewelz, holding her tits with both hands. He didn't realize how hard he squeezed them during his cum, but she didn't seem to mind. She busily sucked Rock with everything she had.

Rock waved Lance aside and made eating motions with his mouth. Lance fell to one side and Rock came around beside Jewelz.

Jewelz moaned and looked sad as he left her mouth, his erection very hard again. But then she saw that Lance needed attention. She moved over and sucked his cock. With both hands and her mouth she worked on Lance, demanding another erection as soon as he could get it.

Rock slipped under her body and licked the semen running down her thighs and then he planted his mouth to her pussy and slurped up all of Lance's cum. He continued eating Jewelz and she quickly rose to a second orgasm. It hit as Rock stuck a finger deep into her ass.

"Yessssssssssssssss, fuck my ass. Fuck it. Yesssssss," she yelled as her orgasm blasted through her. Rock fucked Jewelz hard without mercy. He wanted to ram his cock all the way into her.

It was Lance's turn to wait as Jewelz screamed through this second orgasm. She reluctanctly let go of Lance, but her talented mouth had the desired effect upon him. He was again hard and ready for more action. After Jewelz faded and had begun to cum down, Rock slid in under her. He grabbed both tits and started playing mercilessly with them. His cock slid deep into her pussy.

For the moment, Lance was left out in the cold. But he quickly saw that Jewelz' ass was available and very inviting as she fucked up and down on Rock. It looked so awesome. Lance slipped around behind her and got between Rock's legs. Jewelz sensed what was happening or saw it in the mirrors as Lance mounted her again, but this time his cock sank deep into her ass. It was total exhiliration. Jewelz howled but it was all pleasure. Rock held her tightly and she squirmed around, getting positioned for this incredible ride.

Lance was in the driver's seat and he drove hard. His cock was so slicked up and greased that it slid right into Jewelz' ass. He fucked in and out several times. The feelings were totally out of this world, mind-blowing. Rock fucked her slowly as well, but soon realized he only had to stay in place. Lance slid in and out of her ass right past his hard cock. Jewelz was caught in the middle, sandwiched with hot cocks in both holes. She screamed with pleasure.
Jewelz threw her head about, hair flying across Rock's face. Her tits brushed and bounced over his chest as Lance pounded her in the ass.

"Oh God, Ohhhhhhhhh, Yessssss, fuck me harder. I want you both to cum with me. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggghhhhh," she screamed as her pussy kept blasting off with shattering climaxes.

It took only a few minutes and Lance felt his cum boil up and explode into her ass. He screamed, "Oh baby. You make me cum so hard. Oh goddddddddddd."

Rock was right behind him with his own powerful orgasm. He arched up against them and yelled, "I'm cummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmming baby. Oh god."

The three happy people fell into a heap in delirious afterglow.

Happy 1000th post, Jewelz.
 
pipercatt said:
You are insatiable, my friend...

I love that about you!
:rose:


aww precious....i love everything about you!
:kiss:

and yes.....i should be in sex addicts anonymous........WAIT.....no i shouldnt! i dont ever wanna recover!! LOL
 
Jewelz said:
You know how it feels......I love it....I want more....I need more.....its hot, its fun, its making me wet! .......:p

No, I don't really know how it feels... but that's okay.
:)
 
Gee, and someone told me that Lit was Sexaholics anonymous...

No wonder it wasn't working!

:D

Jewelz, Mayi and I are doing our big 500 in a new thread, come and join us if'n ya wanna...
 
pipercatt said:
Gee, and someone told me that Lit was Sexaholics anonymous...

No wonder it wasn't working!

:D

Jewelz, Mayi and I are doing our big 500 in a new thread, come and join us if'n ya wanna...

Hey sugar, will be over there this afternoon....gotta go for right now....kids think they need fed or something *giggle*......and gotta take an important phone call!

HUGS




ohh and lance.......will post my reply when i get back! kisses love:rose:
 
Jewelz said:
mr political correct!.....bahhh:rolleyes: :D

LOL If there's two words that DON'T describe me, you just listed them... I just meant that I haven't created any threads that went beyond page 4 or so, and none that were about me that went beyond a page.
 
RawHumor said:


LOL If there's two words that DON'T describe me, you just listed them... I just meant that I haven't created any threads that went beyond page 4 or so, and none that were about me that went beyond a page.

LOL.....you are so cute!!!!!.....i know i was clear in what i meant...when i said "oh you know...."....i meant you knew (could imagine)...how it made me feel .....;)

This is the 3 thread that did ok for me....but one or two bombed LOL......

LIXX sugar!
 
Jewelz said:
LOL.....you are so cute!!!!!.....i know i was clear in what i meant...when i said "oh you know...."....i meant you knew (could imagine)...how it made me feel .....;)

This is the 3 thread that did ok for me....but one or two bombed LOL......

LIXX sugar!

:)

So was your day okay yesterday from the time I came in here until Iceman got here?
 
RawHumor said:


:)

So was your day okay yesterday from the time I came in here until Iceman got here?

it sucked......but i came in here and felt so much better!:heart:
 
Jewelz said:
it sucked......but i came in here and felt so much better!:heart:

Awww... I was hoping I could start you down the road to a better day and have it last for a while...
 
RawHumor said:


Awww... I was hoping I could start you down the road to a better day and have it last for a while...

oh my sweet man.....you did....honestly...You have no clue how good you made me feel.....for real....my heart was smiling....you are a good man! Things just happened later in the day that.....wrecked it more.....but it all turned out great and now i am doing ok again!!......such wonderful people here that I love and adore! you are one of them my friend!:kiss:
 
Jewelz said:
oh my sweet man.....you did....honestly...You have no clue how good you made me feel.....for real....my heart was smiling....you are a good man! Things just happened later in the day that.....wrecked it more.....but it all turned out great and now i am doing ok again!!......such wonderful people here that I love and adore! you are one of them my friend!:kiss:

Well, I'm always glad to help a friend in need... or in lust... a friend, OR a pet.
;)

Not that I'd do that for a puppy or a goldfish, mind you, but for a SPECIAL pet.
:devil:
 
RawHumor said:


Well, I'm always glad to help a friend in need... or in lust... a friend, OR a pet.
;)

Not that I'd do that for a puppy or a goldfish, mind you, but for a SPECIAL pet.
:devil:


wooohooooooo always a friend in lust....need, want, and full of desire .......and im so glad to be your SPECIAL pet.....;)
 
Jewelz said:
wooohooooooo always a friend in lust....need, want, and full of desire .......and im so glad to be your SPECIAL pet.....;)

Don't worry, I won't bring out a leash or collar for a while...
:devil:
 
Jewelz said:
whew.....had me sweating bullets there for a minute.....;)

Man, you've really got to clean out your pores... that could be dangerous.
:devil:
 
RawHumor said:


Oh my God, I fucked Kenny in the ass!!!


OMG ROFLMAOPMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I laughed so hard, outloud and my girls were like "what mommy, whats so funny".........hahahaha!!!!!! stop that silly boy!

i wanna sleep with that kitty, dildo! hahahah:p :rolleyes:
 
Jewelz said:
OMG ROFLMAOPMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I laughed so hard, outloud and my girls were like "what mommy, whats so funny".........hahahaha!!!!!! stop that silly boy!

i wanna sleep with that kitty, dildo! hahahah:p :rolleyes:

LOL Everyone keeps requesting certain lines for my sig... I'll have to change it every other day.

Do you think this one would piss people off?

Eric Cartman: Kyle, all those times I called you a stupid Jew, I didn't mean it. You're not a Jew.
Kyle Broflovski: Yes I am, Cartman! I AM a Jew!
Eric Cartman: No, no, don't be so hard on yourself.
 
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