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vanillyicecream said:
Nothing like ending the week on a high note. :rolleyes:

Re: May I...
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Originally Posted by asshat
inquire, respectfully, if you find

http://41.media.tumblr.com/fa089f54d3749017f15b91d7ab3d4b50/tumblr_mfwg0b10Pb1qdz7nho1_500.jpg

erotic?

I read your profile, and I hope you're enjoying Literotica...

Yours,

Asshat

My reply

Tell me, is this how you introduce yourself to women in real life?

He makes the last guy look real smooth. LOL!
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I would have replied yes, if I was a homosexual man into pics of twinky boys with shaved B-Holes. I would have asked if all his selfies were shot from the same asshole perspective, and then probably closed with some comment about the captivating juxtaposition his black and white pics with the bright orange Dorito crumbs in and around his keyboard must make.

:D
 
Emerson40 said:
I would have replied yes, if I was a homosexual man into pics of twinky boys with shaved B-Holes. I would have asked if all his selfies were shot from the same asshole perspective, and then probably closed with some comment about the captivating juxtaposition his black and white pics with the bright orange Dorito crumbs in and around his keyboard must make.

:D
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Good one, but it's been a tough week. I'm not feeling that witty at the moment. :D

Thinking about finding a Happy Hour, I know a place that has great wings. After ending the week on that, a few wings and a glass or 5 of wine is what I just may need.

Then again, the week isn't quite over yet. :eek:
 
vanillyicecream said:
Nothing like ending the week on a high note. :rolleyes:

Re: May I...
Quote:
Originally Posted by asshat
inquire, respectfully, if you find

http://41.media.tumblr.com/fa089f54d3749017f15b91d7ab3d4b50/tumblr_mfwg0b10Pb1qdz7nho1_500.jpg

erotic?

I read your profile, and I hope you're enjoying Literotica...

Yours,

Asshat

My reply

Tell me, is this how you introduce yourself to women in real life?

He makes the last guy look real smooth. LOL!
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I've gotten messages from that guy as well.
 
vanillyicecream said:
Nothing like ending the week on a high note. :rolleyes:

Re: May I...
Quote:
Originally Posted by asshat
inquire, respectfully, if you find

http://41.media.tumblr.com/fa089f54d3749017f15b91d7ab3d4b50/tumblr_mfwg0b10Pb1qdz7nho1_500.jpg

erotic?

I read your profile, and I hope you're enjoying Literotica...

Yours,

Asshat

My reply

Tell me, is this how you introduce yourself to women in real life?

He makes the last guy look real smooth. LOL!
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Yeah I've had this one :( Sending porn always makes a girl feel special.
 
You ladies have all the fun. No one sends me porn anymore. *tear*

I did, however, manage to score this gem:



What a sweetie. Side note: Before I got to Lit, I didn't realize so many dudes had unresolved mama issues.
 
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SweetSam42 said:
Side note: Before I got to Lit, I didn't realize so many dudes had unresolved mama issues.
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It was a learning experience for me as well. I never knew people in general had so many issues. Lit has really opened my eyes.
 
bubbaloo said:
Dear miss icecream,

I am a completely normal hot blooded human being. I have come to this site which caters to sexually charged fantasies, wants and needs for people. I am here to look for what so many others are looking for as well. You however, seem to have a penchant to be here to knock the talk out of any ones mouth who speaks. I am positive i am not alone in saying this ! So please, if what you hear or get out of this is heartache ? I am sure you can find a chat room or blog that centers around hatred somewhere. 99.9 % of the people i have met here use this site for pleasure and harmless fun without strings.
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Naah...we're the ones who are abnormal. Guys like him are OK. :D
 
vanillyicecream said:
Naah...we're the ones who are abnormal. Guys like him are OK. :D
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Lit is what we make of it, right? And if you want to "knock the talk" out of people -- well, maybe that's part of your Lit experience!! :D

Or maybe asshats gonna asshat.
 
I guess it depends on what the "talk" is. Hey, I'm normally sweet, kind and giving. :)

But certain opening lines just need to get knocked out! LOL!
 
Now, this is the sort of introductory message that every woman dreams of:

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Be still my beating heart.
 

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Do we really need to restrict this thread to PM asshats, or can we expand it to general asshats out on the forums? :rolleyes:
 
Some people gave me a bit of a hard time over some of my comments/jokes, but I am serious, in a way, because they really work:

I remember when I was a teen I had this male friend and we used to make prank calls (my phone had no id to be recognisable, tho). The funniest calls were the ones in which he impersonated a woman and made dirty talk. Most of the guys were eager to follow through… that is, until he would suddenly revert to his normal, more baritone voice.

So ladies, if any a-hole bothers you with rude pics or comments, just send them a pic of your boyfriend or ex's body parts, and they'll be out before you can count to three.
 
hssh345 said:
Some people gave me a bit of a hard time over some of my comments/jokes, but I am serious, in a way, because they really work:

I remember when I was a teen I had this male friend and we used to make prank calls (my phone had no id to be recognisable, tho). The funniest calls were the ones in which he impersonated a woman and made dirty talk. Most of the guys were eager to follow through… that is, until he would suddenly revert to his normal, more baritone voice.

So ladies, if any a-hole bothers you with rude pics or comments, just send them a pic of your boyfriend or ex's body parts, and they'll be out before you can count to three.
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Or, you know, just put them on ignore. Takes less time and effort.
 
SassySheDevil said:
here is another gem I got... :rolleyes:

Share
Hi I'm ***** pa 38 love to bareback you
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Well at least you don't have to worry that he's going to wanna saddle you up and slip a bridle on you. Didn't leave you chomping at the bit?
 
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Conager said:
Well at least you don't have to worry that he's going to wanna saddle you up and slip a bridle on you. Didn't leave you chomping at the bit?
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You demean yourself. Find some other site on which to get your rocks off.
 
I have a collection of unsolicited erection pictures eek:
Some of them are freaky...
One is really thick shafted with a tiny little head...
One is just huge...
Most are normal sized...
Some of the men tell me that they're shy...but sending a cock pic is ok?
I've had requests for all body parts...even feet, hair, fingers...WTF

I tell them, no nude pics from me...and the latest pressure tactic is "You can make an exception"

Uh, no....
 
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