poll: best improvised sex toys?

[haventdonethat]

Various improvised implements I have seen in use.

Banana
Cucumber, English and ordinary. (she liked big ones)
Windshield ice scraper handle
Screwdriver handle
Steel dumbbell, 3lb.
A stick
Popsicle
Hose going to an air powered sander. (very intense, I tried it too )
Men’s aftershave bottle
Various candles
Liquor bottle (can’t remember brand but it was slim)
Water bottle, 500ml size

 

[eomerson]

Word of advice from a former volunteer ambulance driver...DO NOT use a long refrigerator light bulb. Yes, someone did this. It was the slowest and smoothest ride I ever did to an ER. They get stuck and you really dont want them to break.

 

[Athalia]

Various improvised implements I have seen in use.


Popsicle

Not exactly improvised, but my story "Ginnie's Ice Play" described how to make a "Cocksicle." And a "Vadge-sicle" for the guys.

Various candles

I'm glad somebody mentioned that. Until I could afford better toys, candles were my go-go tool.

Liquor bottle (can’t remember brand but it was slim)

Please include champagne bottles... nice and thick so they won't break, lovely little ridge at the cap. I used one of those once or twice. They worked well, and probably would have worked better had I not helped to dispose of the contents beforehand.

 

[limowreck]

Bottles

 

[RissaJo]

Baseball bat

 

[JeffNoth]

Granted, not much improvisation required...

 

[LoveAWomanInHose]

electric toothbrush. Also, ahem, next time you whip out the power washer straddle the hose. The vibrations on your balls will have your cock dripping!

 

[RoperTrace]

Most erotic device that I've witnessed was a subbie's reaction while hovering over a pulsing, underwater jacuzzi-jet in a hot tub. This was after I told her the previous two rounds, we'd just experienced, had probably done me in for the night. Boy was I wrong. The flashing underwater lights and stereo music coming out of this deluxe tub just added to the experience.

 

[Bigboobbabe]

Wooden spoon - handle is insertable, back of spoon great for spanking, and concave side smacks my pussy and clit perfectly.

Long-neck beer bottle.

 

[CuriousRick]

Wooden spoon - handle is insertable, back of spoon great for spanking, and concave side smacks my pussy and clit perfectly.

Long-neck beer bottle.

Time to crack open and beer and do some cooking.

 

[Bigboobbabe]

Bring your own.
No beer here.

 

[CuriousRick]

Bring your own.
No beer here.

Should I bring some extra spoons?

 

[Bigboobbabe]

I have spares.

Batteries are charged.

 

[load69]

Well, not counting veggies, how about a nice bottle of wine or an icy cold beer
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[joefelton]

Electric toothbrush!!!

Bubble Wand!!

shoe laces

corner of dining room table