I used to just fill the condom up with water, knot it at the end, and chuck it into the freezer and it always came out round.
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I used to just fill the condom up with water, knot it at the end, and chuck it into the freezer and it always came out round.
myinnerslut
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i was fine just filling it all the way up and freezing it as well. as long as you fill it completly and it doesnt go flat when you put it on its side, it always turned out fine for me
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I seriously wanna try this. I'm going to have to steal one of my friends condoms and put it in the locked freezer. (It's on the porch and the neighborhood kids know I keep popsicles in it, so it has to be kept locked.)
Oh, speaking of priceless:
My daughters best friend, Emily, said 'we don't have anything cool in our storage unit like a freezer with popsicles in it, we just have junk.'
ROFLMAO
Oh, speaking of priceless:
My daughters best friend, Emily, said 'we don't have anything cool in our storage unit like a freezer with popsicles in it, we just have junk.'
ROFLMAO
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LOL!
I would just caution against keeping it in too long. I felt some cramping from it after a while.
That makes sense.
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So, for well over a year I've been creatively drained sexually speaking. Which means I don't want to come up with ALL of the ideas and make ALL of the arrangements for scenes or sex.
This coupled with the idea that he should WANT to and prioritize or we shouldn't do it at all. If he doesn't, after all, that could mean he doesn't want to and that I'm being selfish. So, I began putting things in his hands, only to find very little was happening. Which made me feel less loved, I'll admit.
He is kinky but not particularly interested in BDSM or D/s. He is also not particularly interested in working much at anything but rather in goofing off. I get that. I'm like that a lot too. He is highly stressed these days. His priorities when he has "free" time seems to be food, football and computer time, not necessarily in that order.
Now looking at the date I joined. I can see it's been a long time since I began discovering that it was okay to be kinky. It's been a long time also since I started trying to turn what I thought was my vanilla husband into a Dom. LOL! Turns out he is quite kinky in his own ways. He just isn't that into most of my kinks. He is particularly not into being a Dom.
Lately, due to our schedules and perhaps, our wrong priorities, (Mine mostly is having to do with launching the kids into college well. This is is quite an epic undertaking due to the goals of the kids. One is almost there, the other has a year and a half to do. Now is crunch time. My work is a priority too. I need more contracts and money, who doesn't?), we have had very little time to spend together.
I've felt us slipping apart. I've felt resentments growing in me. Perhaps in part due to a dear friend going through a vicious divorce, I've felt very insecure, at times. I tend to imagine at odd times, what would happen if one of us died or if we divorced for whatever reasons.
Then I make provisional contingency plans in my mind. I imagine what would happen with the kids and such. I live in a place, emotionally where I expect to be neglected and deserted. Sometimes it gives me some peace to imagine everyone able to do well without me too.
What I've done for two or more years, putting the entire power and obligations of our sex lives in his hands, was wrong. I know that. He likes me to lead at times. Other than pointing out schedule holes, in which we could find time for sex, I haven't been.
Part of that, as I said was wanting him to care enough to prioritize it. And part of that was being burned out on being the only one to think about, find the time and plan creative scenes. Part of it was resentment and disappointment over how things have turned out, i.e. he is just not that into it, while my "needs" and desires have been far higher, his drive has plummeted. I wanted to see what He WANTED to do. Finding out hasn't made me feel happy or secure, that's for sure.
In my mind he is my owner in many ways. I do things for him I would not normally do and do not comfortably do. He would hate that idea. Often he may not even notice many of the things I do, in part because to him it's the "right and normal" way. Still, it makes me happy sometimes to know, even if he doesn't that I am serving him in these ways.
I've made mental if not emotional peace with all this. This is my relationship. This is my life. This is the man I love and will remain with. In a year and a half or so, we should have much more time to spend together. I've talked with him about surviving this rough patch. I look forward to our future. I see a more relaxed time ahead for us. I hope we get there. We all know anything can happen. Either of us could get "hit by a bus" at any time.
So imagine my delight and surprise last night when he gave me the spanking scene of my life without warning! I'm sure I'm just glowing today. I'm not sure he planned it but it was all coming from him, and not me, for once! I was just thrilled at what all he got up to.
I feel renewed. I was worn down, just doing my best, telling myself, "This too shall pass" or "This is, the is-ness of things, just keep on dealing" and now I feel like a new woman. The sex was great too. I can't stop praising him. I'm happily sitting here, my ass sore, my soul happy and filled. I'm sure this is way TMI for some, but to me it is also Priceless. I had to share.
This coupled with the idea that he should WANT to and prioritize or we shouldn't do it at all. If he doesn't, after all, that could mean he doesn't want to and that I'm being selfish. So, I began putting things in his hands, only to find very little was happening. Which made me feel less loved, I'll admit.
He is kinky but not particularly interested in BDSM or D/s. He is also not particularly interested in working much at anything but rather in goofing off. I get that. I'm like that a lot too. He is highly stressed these days. His priorities when he has "free" time seems to be food, football and computer time, not necessarily in that order.
Now looking at the date I joined. I can see it's been a long time since I began discovering that it was okay to be kinky. It's been a long time also since I started trying to turn what I thought was my vanilla husband into a Dom. LOL! Turns out he is quite kinky in his own ways. He just isn't that into most of my kinks. He is particularly not into being a Dom.
Lately, due to our schedules and perhaps, our wrong priorities, (Mine mostly is having to do with launching the kids into college well. This is is quite an epic undertaking due to the goals of the kids. One is almost there, the other has a year and a half to do. Now is crunch time. My work is a priority too. I need more contracts and money, who doesn't?), we have had very little time to spend together.
I've felt us slipping apart. I've felt resentments growing in me. Perhaps in part due to a dear friend going through a vicious divorce, I've felt very insecure, at times. I tend to imagine at odd times, what would happen if one of us died or if we divorced for whatever reasons.
Then I make provisional contingency plans in my mind. I imagine what would happen with the kids and such. I live in a place, emotionally where I expect to be neglected and deserted. Sometimes it gives me some peace to imagine everyone able to do well without me too.
What I've done for two or more years, putting the entire power and obligations of our sex lives in his hands, was wrong. I know that. He likes me to lead at times. Other than pointing out schedule holes, in which we could find time for sex, I haven't been.
Part of that, as I said was wanting him to care enough to prioritize it. And part of that was being burned out on being the only one to think about, find the time and plan creative scenes. Part of it was resentment and disappointment over how things have turned out, i.e. he is just not that into it, while my "needs" and desires have been far higher, his drive has plummeted. I wanted to see what He WANTED to do. Finding out hasn't made me feel happy or secure, that's for sure.
In my mind he is my owner in many ways. I do things for him I would not normally do and do not comfortably do. He would hate that idea. Often he may not even notice many of the things I do, in part because to him it's the "right and normal" way. Still, it makes me happy sometimes to know, even if he doesn't that I am serving him in these ways.
I've made mental if not emotional peace with all this. This is my relationship. This is my life. This is the man I love and will remain with. In a year and a half or so, we should have much more time to spend together. I've talked with him about surviving this rough patch. I look forward to our future. I see a more relaxed time ahead for us. I hope we get there. We all know anything can happen. Either of us could get "hit by a bus" at any time.
So imagine my delight and surprise last night when he gave me the spanking scene of my life without warning! I'm sure I'm just glowing today. I'm not sure he planned it but it was all coming from him, and not me, for once! I was just thrilled at what all he got up to.
I feel renewed. I was worn down, just doing my best, telling myself, "This too shall pass" or "This is, the is-ness of things, just keep on dealing" and now I feel like a new woman. The sex was great too. I can't stop praising him. I'm happily sitting here, my ass sore, my soul happy and filled. I'm sure this is way TMI for some, but to me it is also Priceless. I had to share.
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FF, I'm so happy for you. Such a moment to treasure.
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Nah, I heard this is the mating season for southern humans. It happens every year at this time.Heh! Got another scene tonight. I think he is beginning to enjoy them for himself!
Trust me...when were your kids born?
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OK, well, there's exceptions to every rule. Some people are just horny enough to do it year round.One in the winter and one in the spring.
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My sister had to run out to the car to find something and asked my niece (age 9) to watch my nephew (age 1) while she was out there. She walked back in and my niece is playing the play station. My sister asked her why she wasn't watching my nephew, and my niece said "I tied him up, he can't get to anything!" My sister took a closer look and my niece had tied a shoe string (loosely) to my nephews leg and the other side to the coffee table and left him several feet of play room. Then she moved anything harmful out of his way, and evidently my nephew thought this was cool cause he was sitting playing with his toy contentedly.
My sister immediately untied him, then sat down to laugh her ass off.
My sister immediately untied him, then sat down to laugh her ass off.
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When she asks for a black leather bustier or corset for her birthday, let's see who's laughing then!
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When she asks for a black leather bustier or corset for her birthday, let's see who's laughing then!
Or when he gets old enough and starts tying himself to furniture.
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Reading the thread on the Talk page about D. Carradine and his shoe lace, though, y'all might want to put the shoe laces/strings in the "childproof" drawer. (Don't go off on me about childproofing... I read your post in the "Men" thread about that, and just said it to yank your chain.
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Reading the thread on the Talk page about D. Carradine and his shoe lace, though, y'all might want to put the shoe laces/strings in the "childproof" drawer. (Don't go off on me about childproofing... I read your post in the "Men" thread about that, and just said it to yank your chain.
I read that thread and posted.
We're not real worried about the kids tying the shoelace around C's neck.
