Princess' house of Smexynesd

[princesssexci]

The vampires sparkle.

Bella doesn't though.

 

[musicankane]

is that a ten pack?

 

[dragonrazor]

http://www.cheercomic.com/

the inspiration for my latest idea (there's another comic that helps, called The Wotch...they're related)

 

[musicankane]

Bella doesn't though.

She does when she becomes a vampire in book four.

 

[Bluemage]

There is no reason for vampires to sparkle at all.

 

[musicankane]

Well the sparkling is the only original part of those books. It is unfortunate that people can't see beyond the sparkle part, because otherwise the story isn't half bad.

 

[princesssexci]

Well the sparkling is the only original part of those books. It is unfortunate that people can't see beyond the sparkle part, because otherwise the story isn't half bad.

No! it's not the sparkling vampires, it's the end I despise I was ready for jacob and Edward to kick ass and Jacob shouldve killed reneesme and uh the volturis were too lenient. So it's basically telling you that hey if a guy steals the girl you love go for their kid. :|

 

[musicankane]

meh I think your reading too much into a story meant for little girls. In an adult version, yes Jake and Edward should have come to blows, and the Voltari would have had a battle with the Cullens.

But alas the auther is not that good. She took a generic idea and made it great for 10-15 year olds.

 

[Bluemage]

KNIGHTS OF SUBURBIA!!!
*uses hypnosis powers* you all want to join this.

Synopsis: Life was normal in the suburban community of Northglen, but that's exactly what the knights of Suburbia are there to make sure of. Of course, it's a dying passion, and when the guard who is supposed to be keeping Northglen passes on, the demon fighting torch is passed on to the next generation. The old man's granddaughter might be the only one who has actually had knight training, but she isn't likely to find herself alone in the fight.

Inspired by this picture: http://zenithexe.deviantart.com/art/Saber-in-Suit-Colored-61813427

 

[Bluemage]

*claps his hands*

You can now come out of the Hypnosis.

 

[princesssexci]

would still have Bern upset at age 15. But hey that's just me.

 

[Bluemage]

Well the sparkling is the only original part of those books. It is unfortunate that people can't see beyond the sparkle part, because otherwise the story isn't half bad.

No...no it isn't. Twilight is dull. The only conflict in the first half of the book is when Bella first makes the discovery that Edward is likely a vampire and she freaks out and runs into the forest to think about it, and even that conflict is solved when she decides "Oh, well, I guess I'll just do what I've been doing and see what happens."

 

[Bluemage]

Although, at the very least, from what I've read they don't stoop to that all too often used convenience factor of the "Oh, remember that main character who was interesting because they were a normal person thrust into abnormal circumstances? Well, he/she is really the ancestor of some elder god and is super ultra awesome" like in Sookie Stackhouse.

 

[Bluemage]

*prepares for the epic shitstorm that occurs every time he mentions his reasons for not liking twilight to people who liked it*

 

[musicankane]

yeah the sookie books got old real quick. So did the Anita Blake series. Since book 7 every bad guy is scared away by how awesome sex with anita is....it's fucking dumb.

 

[Bluemage]

I don't read many vampire books. I like it much better when vampires are badass super villains who kill people and drink their blood than when they are emotional teenagers who cry about the fact that they are monsters.

 

[dragonrazor]

I believe I've said this repeatedly. Everyone but Anne Rice should give up on anything even remotely related to Vampires

 

[musicankane]

Anne Rice is alright...I get a little tired of her homoerotic vampires as well though.

 

[princesssexci]

I believe I've said this repeatedly. Everyone but Anne Rice should give up on anything even remotely related to Vampires

Anna Rice <3

 

[musicankane]

Here is a vampire strip for the ladies

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/090803.jpg

 

[princesssexci]

lol..

 

[musicankane]

still waiting for a post princess.

 

[princesssexci]

still waiting for a post princess.

:: gets out thesaurus to find different descriptive words::

 

[dragonrazor]

*waiting for....something not boring*

 

[Bluemage]

So, you all want to play Knights of Suburbia, right? Right? Right?