Princess' house of Smexynesd

too much makes my tummy feel not so fresh. :p

I'm ok though. Just pigged out like a motherfucker last night. No desert though because they only brought pumpkin and pecan pie, and I hate that shit.
 
too much makes my tummy feel not so fresh. :p

I'm ok though. Just pigged out like a motherfucker last night. No desert though because they only brought pumpkin and pecan pie, and I hate that shit.

Canada has their thanksgiving earlier than US.

We had some rock and roll times and we had a cherry pie. It was awesome. Cherry is the superior pie flavor.

*chuckles softly, wishing he could make a virgin joke against someone about he'd like to eat her 'cherry pie'*
 
Canada has their thanksgiving earlier than US.

We had some rock and roll times and we had a cherry pie. It was awesome. Cherry is the superior pie flavor.

*chuckles softly, wishing he could make a virgin joke against someone about he'd like to eat her 'cherry pie'*

I had cherry pie. Does that help?
 
I know! She's a big tease.

She was like I'm here and I want you but... I'm gonna leave :(

I was like damn you Oreo!
 
Canada has their thanksgiving earlier than US.

We had some rock and roll times and we had a cherry pie. It was awesome. Cherry is the superior pie flavor.

*chuckles softly, wishing he could make a virgin joke against someone about he'd like to eat her 'cherry pie'*

You are sick. Really, Really sick.


That reminds me.. I got leftover moldy squash in my fridge. Ew.
 
You are sick. Really, Really sick.


That reminds me.. I got leftover moldy squash in my fridge. Ew.

oh c'mon, I'm not that sick. I enjoy sexual innuendos. I made jokes like that at one of my friends all of the time because his sister was attractive and he decided to play a joke on me and tell me that she said I was hot when she really didn't.

So for a whole two years it was like "Hey man, can I borrow your ruler?" and I'd be like "I'd let your sister borrow my ruler."
 
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