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Yeah, but I'd rather boff a female mechanic than be a mechanic who gets bossed around by some cocky pilot girl and gets pulled off for hard angry sex because something got broken.

Why so picky? both of those sound like fun.
 
Who wants to be in a ship when there are mobile suits to pilot though?

Hmmm...which generation of gundam are we looking at?

Well, my current basic idea is two thousand years after the events of Universal Century. Mobile Suit technology has been rediscovered and redeveloped. And as war breaks out and escalates, four prototype GUNDAMs are found by a group of people who want to put an end to the war.
 
Yeah...I suppose...but it would need to be a really good pilot for me to continue to put up with her shit after the hard angry sex.

Kallen. Allenby. Villeta. Lunamaria. Motoko. Let's see, what other female giant robot pilots do I remember. Miriya Sterling. Maia Sterling.
 
Well, my current basic idea is two thousand years after the events of Universal Century. Mobile Suit technology has been rediscovered and redeveloped. And as war breaks out and escalates, four prototype GUNDAMs are found by a group of people who want to put an end to the war.

So we talking old-style suits like the Zaku II?
 
For the most part, yes, though I'm sure some late UC mechs will show up eventually.

I'll play if I'm allowed to pilot this:

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That's no Zaku boy. No Zaku.
 
lol...I remembered the line, but couldn't remember what specific mech it was.

But why a GOUF? Why not a Rick Dom or something?

Also, mind failing. Time for bed.

Rick Doms are big bulky tanks while the Gouf is more maneuverable than a Zaku while having more armaments than a Zaku. Also, the MS-07B family of gouf (which this one falls into, it being the MS-07B3) has heat rod tentacle things, and it is my experience that girls cream their panties over tentacles.

Also, because I know someone is going to have to pilot a Gouf and if it isn't me, I fear that the line "This is no Zaku, boy. No Zaku" might go unsaid.

Also, it has always been my most sincere opinion that the Gouf looks like the sort of thing that some sort of badass space pirate would use, even though it is built for in gravity combat as opposed to space battle (which is why they redesigned her with stupid ugly wings for Seed Destiny).

Seriously...what didn't they put ugly retarded space wings onto in Destiny?
 
His next question is going to be why I chose this specific model of Gouf, and the answer is that this one lacks the machinegun fingers, while still having the heat whip, and I like the idea of being able to dual wield whatever I want.
 
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Title: That's not a Thermometer.
Synopsis: The hazing of the new, ultra-naive nurse starts out simple enough, but when the staff finds out just how naive she is, they discover a whole new world of fun. Lets just hope that this poor girl can make it through her lessons at sexual healing.

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Title: Swords and Succubi
Synopsis: Magical fantasy game comes out and it's beta testers are sucked into the game. Possible comedy elements of them having to RP with the locals to communicate with them, and with them not realizing that they can't get out of the game right away. Sort of like Kitty Magic, that thread that we had that didn't go anywhere.

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Title: Bad Hare Day
Synopsis: The cute bunny girl just wanted to get a job at the popular bar in town. How did she find herself in the back room giving a very different kind of job?

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Title: Yo, Ho.
Synopsis: A team of intrepid space explorers is attacked by FURRY SPACE PIRATES. The ensuing battle causes both ships to go crashing through the atmosphere of the dreaded Planet Doom, a jungle planet said to be the home of many a terrifying monster. Will they be able to work together to overcome the odds, or are these explorers, and these pirates too different to get along...lets just hope the wandering tentacle monster doesn't find them before they find out, eh?

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Title: Dimestore Payback (I have no idea what it means myself.)
Synopsis: After the punk girl discovers that the quarterback is just as much of a stinky penishead as everyone said he was (this discovery is made as she discovers that he has been cheating on her with the head cheerleader [haha, get it? head cheerleader]). She decides that the only way to make things right is for her to have a wild and sordid affair with as many people as possible. She sets her sights low for her first target, picking up a nerdy art kid, but somewhere along the line discovers that maybe the Quarterback isn't the only guy who can show her a good time.

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Title: Back Issue Beauties
Synopsis: When a couple of guys who work at a comic book store do good by an old lady, it seems that all of their wildest (and sexiest) dreams, seem to be coming true, and for a couple of geeks at a comic book store, you know what that's likely to be like.

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Title: Blackboard Shenanigans
Synopsis: The classroom was a normal place until the new transfer student arrived. It probably still would have been normal...had she not have been transferring from another planet. Apparently she's all too eager to learn about earth's customs...and their anatomy. It also becomes apparent that she's not the only one of her kind on earth...and not even the only one of her kind transferring to class D-4.

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Title: Secret Ninja Arts
Synopsis: After running away from her clan because she didn't want to participate in an arranged marriage between the clans she had a pretty normal life...well, normal for a ninja princess. Being a crime fighter is rarely ever normal, but thins have started to get extra un-normal recently as it seems that her clan has finally tracked her down and is as eager as ever to have her produce an heir.

Title: Ninja Maid
Synopsis: Dean's great, great, great... (there are a lot of greats) grandfather once saved a beautiful ninja when she was in trouble. To thank him for this, she promised that for as long as his family tree continued to grow there would be a ninja assistant assigned to help the new generation. Now that Dean has his ninja assistant, an attractive girl with an impressive chest, to go along with her wide variety of ninja skills, he really isn't sure what to do with her. It isn't like you really need a ninja assistant in today's busy world, and he's been having a little bit of trouble finding private time...

Title: Classroom Ninja
Synopsis: If the talent of a ninja is not letting people know that you are a ninja, then Midori shouldn't have any trouble blending into the classroom and keeping an eye on the boy she's supposed to be protecting...well, at least she probably wouldn't have, had the other team not sent their own special assassin to take him out. Now Midori needs to make sure that he spends his private time with her instead of this new dangerous girl...but it isn't likely to be easy.


I was in a ninja mood this morning.
 
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Title: Secret Ninja Arts
Synopsis: After running away from her clan because she didn't want to participate in an arranged marriage between the clans she had a pretty normal life...well, normal for a ninja princess. Being a crime fighter is rarely ever normal, but thins have started to get extra un-normal recently as it seems that her clan has finally tracked her down and is as eager as ever to have her produce an heir.

Title: Ninja Maid
Synopsis: Dean's great, great, great... (there are a lot of greats) grandfather once saved a beautiful ninja when she was in trouble. To thank him for this, she promised that for as long as his family tree continued to grow there would be a ninja assistant assigned to help the new generation. Now that Dean has his ninja assistant, an attractive girl with an impressive chest, to go along with her wide variety of ninja skills, he really isn't sure what to do with her. It isn't like you really need a ninja assistant in today's busy world, and he's been having a little bit of trouble finding private time...

Title: Classroom Ninja
Synopsis: If the talent of a ninja is not letting people know that you are a ninja, then Midori shouldn't have any trouble blending into the classroom and keeping an eye on the boy she's supposed to be protecting...well, at least she probably wouldn't have, had the other team not sent their own special assassin to take him out. Now Midori needs to make sure that he spends his private time with her instead of this new dangerous girl...but it isn't likely to be easy.


I was in a ninja mood this morning.

I've had days like that.
 
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