Princess' house of Smexynesd

AH HAH HAH...I just checked the caller ID....you called only a few minutes after I left.
 
AH HAH HAH...I just checked the caller ID....you called only a few minutes after I left.

Really? Wow. I had a feeling that I should've called earlier, but I didn't because I dunno. But I mean, can you blame me for being scared of your mom, last time she was practically broadcasting how sweet you are and how you totally deserve a nice girl and how you're always getting the low end of the bargain.

I'm like...gee, uh I just called to talk to Joe, not have phone sex.
 
Really? Wow. I had a feeling that I should've called earlier, but I didn't because I dunno. But I mean, can you blame me for being scared of your mom, last time she was practically broadcasting how sweet you are and how you totally deserve a nice girl and how you're always getting the low end of the bargain.

I'm like...gee, uh I just called to talk to Joe, not have phone sex.

*laughs* You should have said that.
 
*laughs* You should have said that.

But she was drunk at the time.... not this morning, but last time. This morning, she sounded like she was waiting for me to like say something aside from, "Hi, can I talk to Joe?"

"No he's not here right now"

"Oh okay..." Awkward silence, "Bye....."

Click.
 
But she was drunk at the time.... not this morning, but last time. This morning, she sounded like she was waiting for me to like say something aside from, "Hi, can I talk to Joe?"

"No he's not here right now"

"Oh okay..." Awkward silence, "Bye....."

Click.

*laughs* I have the phone at the moment. And my laptop is sitting on the vent in the room I share with my niece.
 
Eh, this one makes much more sense...don't post in House on the Smexy Cott....don't post on the other one let it diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeee.


*brings her house warming gifts here*
 
The box of cookies I won from Shoot that Shit

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*literally laughing out loud*

when in doubt, just behave as if you won and BLAMMO!
 
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