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[Shankara20]

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Is that a metric joke?

 

[twister947]

Is that a metric joke?

Is there such a thing as a meterstick in Canada?

 

[Zionisacat]

Turns out you can't put your wayward son as checked luggage. They told me I'd have to ...

 

[Shankara20]

Turns out you can't put your wayward son as checked luggage. They told me I'd have to ...

Well Played

 

[Shankara20]

 

[AlexBailey]

This belongs here.

 

[Shankara20]

 

[Shankara20]

 

[Shankara20]

 

[Iwant2havefun]

I had a girlfriend with one leg. Her name was Eileen.

 

[Iwant2havefun]

Eileen and i broke up (because i made corny jokes.) i started dating a lawyer. Her name was Sue.

 

[Trubbycat]

I hate clever wordplay. I'm anti semantic.

 

[gracie920101]

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?


De Brie was everywhere!

 

[ashkitten]

What did the buffalo say when he sent his kid to school?

BISON!

 

[Trubbycat]

Spock, we've been ordered to remove the Klingons from Uranus.

 

[Shankara20]

 

[Shankara20]

 

[Shankara20]

There was an early attempt to introduce clowns to medieval Europe, but​

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this proved to be a feudal jester.​

 

[Shankara20]

 

[melimelissa]

 

[melimelissa]

How do you call pony girls heavily into BDSM?

Fifty shades of neigh

Smiles

Méli

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I posted this on "Favourite BDSM Pics...", but it belongs here more.

NICE RACK

 

[Shankara20]

 

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