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[ouchfeelsgood]

(This one requires a bit of science knowledge)

"Is the aurora borealis heavy?"
"No, it's pretty light."

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

(This one requires a bit of science knowledge)

"Is the aurora borealis heavy?"
"No, it's pretty light."

I have a scientist friend who can help me understand this. Alaska for help and get back to you.

 

[Bubo_bubo]

Nurse: Welcome to Healing Touch Spa. How can I help you?
Bard: I need my tattoo removed.
Nurse: Of course, let me introduce you to our specialist.
Cleric: Hey, B.
Bard: C?! I didn't know you specialized in tattoo removal?
Cleric: Nobody expects the Spa Niche Ink Physician.

 

[Time2write]

I keep trying to come up with jokes about retirees but none of them are working!

 

[Bubo_bubo]

 

[Bubo_bubo]

Vintage Diesel eats two meals a day:
1. Breakfast
2. Breakfurious

 

[melimelissa]

Daddy! Why are you
always showing me off with
your terrible puns?

Méli

 

[Bubo_bubo]

What a disastruss time for the UK it's been.

 

[Bubo_bubo]

 

[melimelissa]

Daddy said, “You really have no sense of direction, do you?”

I said, “Where did that come from?”

 

[PCTech]

Daddy said, “You really have no sense of direction, do you?”

I said, “Where did that come from?”

Thank you for posting;

 

[ycym]

If you are immune to a minimum of aluminum you have a

minimum aluminum immunity.

The word in German is:
Minimumaluminiumimmunität.

 

[melimelissa]

Papa has such morning needs, he usually wakes up grumpy

But, from time to time, he lets me sleep in

 

[Shankara20]

 

[LustyScribe]

Love a good bu-karrot-ke scene!

 

[melimelissa]

 

[ycym]

You cannot get one without the other.

 

[MagicFlute]

My friend has a new job in a Halloween shop, assembling Dracula dolls. He only has one co-worker, so he has to make every second Count.

Is that like the girl working in the factory making Elmo dolls? The supervisor saw her put 2 marbles in a red sac and sew it between his legs. The supervisor went over and said " no no no... I told you to give each doll 2 TEST TICKLES!"

 

[melimelissa]

You cannot get one without the other.

strap-ons are, of course, a solution - giggles

 

[ycym]

strap-ons are, of course, a solution - giggles

You don't wand seriously compare a dick with a strap-on.
Bend over and I'll show you the difference.

 

[melimelissa]

You don't wand seriously compare a dick with a strap-on.
Bend over and I'll show you the difference.

At least a strappie doesn't behave like a dick - I've never used one of those or been used by one - so can't really compare.

Smiles Sweetly

Méli

 

[ycym]

At least a strappie doesn't behave like a dick - I've never used one of those or been used by one - so can't really compare.

Smiles Sweetly

Méli

I just wanted to be helpfull.
juste pour ton plaisir.