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Just to clarify, I do not have children - this is just something a coworker sent me that I thought was absolutely hilarious.
I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, "Daddy, look at this", and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers," pretending to eat them.
I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
I said, "What's wrong, honey?"
She replied, "What happened to my booger?"
Jack left for a two day business trip to Chicago. He was only a few blocks away from his house when he realized he'd left his plane
ticket on top of his dresser. He turned around and headed back to the house. He quietly entered the door, walked into the kitchen. He saw
his wife washing the breakfast dishes, wearing her skimpiest negligee. She looked so good that he quietly tiptoed up behind her,reached out, and squeezed her left breast "Just leave one quart of milk," she said. "Jack won't be here for breakfast tomorrow."