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[Friedfred]

Looking to satisfy in central Utah

 

[G8or4life]

willing tongue here in Indy

 

[warder54]

70 yo agile tongue ready for duty ladies of Scotland.
Ex Forces, Medic/Nurse

 

[jpattison1101]

This idea is animated from discussion in another thread. The concept is simple: connect needy ladies with wet, willing tongues.

I have a feeling that supply will outpace demand, but this thread will be an experiment to confirm or deny those suppositions. To start off the list of volunteers, I submit my application. Any ladies in the mid-Michigan area in need of a tongue can have access to mine.

I'm in Denver Colorado and I'm ready and waiting.

 

[nsa3006]

Mid 30s guy here, Melbourne Australia. Love giving and receiving orals, it’s the most intimate gesture. Having your mouth on someone’s most private part and vice versa. Have been told I’m not too bad at it mmm

 

[Lonelyinwa]

What the hey. I'll take a shot in the dark. Eastern Washington here with a talented tongue. I would willingly provide oral with no expectations of receiving anything in return.

 

[Hornymistepdad]

This idea is animated from discussion in another thread. The concept is simple: connect needy ladies with wet, willing tongues.

I have a feeling that supply will outpace demand, but this thread will be an experiment to confirm or deny those suppositions. To start off the list of volunteers, I submit my application. Any ladies in the mid-Michigan area in need of a tongue can have access to mine.

I am also in mid Michigan and looking for the same exact thing.. we should colab and maybe we'll get lucky and find a willing participant in our area

 

[Hornymistepdad]

I am in the mid Michigan area and releasing with a like minded baiter like myself would be nice to cum across

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

This idea is animated from discussion in another thread. The concept is simple: connect needy ladies with wet, willing tongues.

I have a feeling that supply will outpace demand, but this thread will be an experiment to confirm or deny those suppositions. To start off the list of volunteers, I submit my application. Any ladies in the mid-Michigan area in need of a tongue can have access to mine.

So far, this message has received about 35 responses. All from men. Most essentially say that the poster likes to eat pussy and where they are located. No favorable responses to any of those posts. Which, as I said before, tends to confirm the premise that supply will outpace demand. (Escecially in Michigan).
The original post also has received 6 positive responses. Four from men, one from a couple, and one from someone who is apparently a woman but has never posted or reacted to anything else that has appeared in any LIt forums.
Before commenting on whether there really is a lack of demand, I would point out that there is one possible, albeit unlikely, match. The couple responding favorably, @CX726577, is located in the Pacific Northwest. @Lonelyinwa is in the state of Washington. So the distances may be manageable if the interest is really there.
My premise is that demand is probably much greater that is reflected in these responses. I suspect that there are women who would enjoy being able to lay back and simply receive pleasure with obligations, no strings attached. But they have to know that, by accepting your offer, that is what they will get.
So, I previously responded

Well, this seems to be confirming your original premise.
So far, not a single woman has responded.
You may wish to consider that an offer to provide oral pleasure from a complete stranger may not be that appealing to many women, who might prefer to know at least a little bit about you first and have some idea of whether you know your way around a woman's treasure.

I received 3 favorable responses to this message. All from women. (I opened a DM conversation with one of them, and managed to offend her, so I"m not taking that approach again).
So, if there are gentlemen who genuinely wish to attract the attention of women who would like to try something like this, maybe you need to say more than just "I'm in Michigan and I like to eat pussy."
Something like
"I would love to be permitted to caress your labia with my tongue, slowly licking up and down, feeling your lips swell and part, tasting your juices as they start to flow, inhailing your intoxicating scent...." Etc. Continuing from there.
"If you are at all intrigued by this scenario, understanding that no demands would be place on you, and you are locted within driving distance of Springfield Mass, then please, get in touch with me and ask me any questions. I will give you any answers you may need to feel comfortable meeting to discuss whether you really wish to take advantage of this offer."

Not saying this will get you what you want, but it may increase your odds.

 

[VioletteBicyclette]

Looking to satisfy in central Utah

Central Utah? How far from SLC?

 

[remypare]

Lakeland, Florida checking in.

 

[FunNSpice]

Montreal - would love to please a woman (any age) who enjoys a slow and patient cunnilingus

 

[someguy7791]

Seattle Washington. Open to All women

 

[EctoJohn]

Checking in from the eastern coast of Florida.

 

[OnlyfortheLonely]

Pleased to see a couple ladies that are interested. Hopefully they'll find some members near their locations.

 

[KatieDoes]

So far, this message has received about 35 responses. All from men. Most essentially say that the poster likes to eat pussy and where they are located. No favorable responses to any of those posts. Which, as I said before, tends to confirm the premise that supply will outpace demand. (Escecially in Michigan).
The original post also has received 6 positive responses. Four from men, one from a couple, and one from someone who is apparently a woman but has never posted or reacted to anything else that has appeared in any LIt forums.
Before commenting on whether there really is a lack of demand, I would point out that there is one possible, albeit unlikely, match. The couple responding favorably, @CX726577, is located in the Pacific Northwest. @Lonelyinwa is in the state of Washington. So the distances may be manageable if the interest is really there.
My premise is that demand is probably much greater that is reflected in these responses. I suspect that there are women who would enjoy being able to lay back and simply receive pleasure with obligations, no strings attached. But they have to know that, by accepting your offer, that is what they will get.
So, I previously responded


I received 3 favorable responses to this message. All from women. (I opened a DM conversation with one of them, and managed to offend her, so I"m not taking that approach again).
So, if there are gentlemen who genuinely wish to attract the attention of women who would like to try something like this, maybe you need to say more than just "I'm in Michigan and I like to eat pussy."
Something like
"I would love to be permitted to caress your labia with my tongue, slowly licking up and down, feeling your lips swell and part, tasting your juices as they start to flow, inhailing your intoxicating scent...." Etc. Continuing from there.
"If you are at all intrigued by this scenario, understanding that no demands would be place on you, and you are locted within driving distance of Springfield Mass, then please, get in touch with me and ask me any questions. I will give you any answers you may need to feel comfortable meeting to discuss whether you really wish to take advantage of this offer."

Not saying this will get you what you want, but it may increase your odds.

It’s not that.

It’s that (generally) women prefer to be treated as actual entire people, and not like walking vaginas that can type.

Even women on a porn site.

Every offer in this thread repulses me. Like I cringed physically reading through it.


Sexual attention from mediocre perverts is the easiest thing in the entire world to acquire. Because it’s worthless.

 

[Thomas_Hardy]

Hey all, if you are interested in this kind of thing, be aware that there is a very long running (years) Reddit thread doing just that, with regulars reporting back experiences too every so often. Don't waste your time looking for that thread if you are not serious though, it's really just a match maker.

 

[nsa3006]

Mid 30s guy here, Melbourne Australia. Love giving and receiving orals, it’s the most intimate gesture. Having your mouth on someone’s most private part and vice versa. Have been told I’m not too bad at it mmm

Bump!

 

[Imakewetspots]

Interesting post. I see no ladies have responded publicly but I’d sure be curious if any of the guys have received a private message taking them up on their offer. I suspect if any women went for it, they’d message a guy who was local and keep it discreet so their inbox didn’t explode.

So of the guys who responded with their location, did you get any takers? I’m not interested in details or names. Just curious if women in general find such a service appealing and are quietly jumping on the offer.

 

[Chudster]

East London/Essex most willing tongue

 

[Imakewetspots]

@KatieDoes, I totally agree but only for 99% of the ladies out there. I truly believe there is a fringe 1% out there who loves the thrill of getting licked by a stranger. A no strings attached, never gonna see him again thing. If there are human beings willing to drink the urine of others (yuck!), I have to believe there are ladies out there who are saying to themselves, ‘Hmmm, that could be fun!’

I interpret this post as reaching out specifically to that 1%.