Questions, Thoughts, Random hijinks

[MileHighBlackDiamond]

1. Are you male or female? Male

2. Straight? Gay? Bi? Curious? Straight

3. Favorite non-bedroom place you have had sex? Our hot tub

4. Has anyone ever caught you having sex? Yes, but we are exhibitionists, so really caught on purpose

5. Have you ever caught someone else having sex? Yes

6. What is your favorite position? Doggy

7. Would you consider your dom? Sub? Switch? Switch

8. What is a particular fetish you have, either one that is fairly mainstream, or even less orthodox? Anal

9. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral? Giving

10. What is a popular sex act that you don't enjoy? Why? 69 - My experience has been when the woman orgasms, she ceases all giving. It's why we're in this position, to give, but bringing her to orgasm over and over can leave me at the edge over and over, never to finish, because she is constantly stopping. I would rather just please her individually.

11. Which of these have you accomplished? Sex in another country? Yes, a few. Someone else's bed/couch? Yes. Sex in a car? Yes. In an airplane? No. On a boat/ship? Yes

12. Is the person you are with now (spouse/paramour/bf or gf...) the best you have had? Oh yes, no other woman have been with compares to our sexual chemistry.

13. Ladies, what is your breast size? Gentlemen, what is your dick size? 6.5

14. Shaved? Natural? Trimmed to shape? Trimmed

15. What non-sexual activity is guaranteed to turn you on? Her undressing usually does it every time

16. Where do you prefer to cum or your partner cum? Mouth? Face? Tits? Ass? Pussy? Feet? Stomach? Inside, then ass

17. What non-sexual nickname has been sexualized for you? N/A

18. Have you had sex with someone you didn't really find attractive? If so, why? No

19. Are you ok with your partner having an orgasm, but you not? Yes, I can be content licking her to multiple orgasms and leaving it at that.

20. Answer to how are you, basic info, the normal stuff? Dan, 49, active as much as possible with ailments, work in cyber security, love outdoors, road cycling, skiing, my dogs.

21. Do you like Lit, what brought you here? Yes, though I come and go at times, way back it was for the stories, there was nothing like it in 2002.....Now to interact and chat with others.

22. Any other facts? I sing in a professional choir, a capella, choral, solos, with orchestra and enjoy rock, pop, jazz, some country....

 

[ImpishSeraph]

1. Are you male or female? Female

2. Straight? Gay? Bi? Curious? Straight

3. Favorite non-bedroom place you have had sex? Movie theater but have enjoyed lots of crazy places. Next was the skyride.

4. Has anyone ever caught you having sex? Yes

5. Have you ever caught someone else having sex? yes

6. What is your favorite position? Have a few

7. Would you consider your dom? Sub? Switch? Sub, but recently have gone to switch

8. What is a particular fetish you have, either one that is fairly mainstream, or even less orthodox? Men's hands, legs, and feet recently turn me on, and prostate play

9. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral? Giving…

10. What is a popular sex act that you don't enjoy? 69

11. Which of these have you accomplished?
Sex in another country? no
Someone else's bed/couch? Yes.
Sex in a car? Yes.
In an airplane? played no sex
On a boat/ship? Yes

12. Is the person you are with now (spouse/paramour/bf or gf...) the best you have had? Not with anyone, ex-not at all

13. Ladies, what is your breast size? Gentlemen, what is your dick size? 38 DDD/G depends on bra

14. Shaved? Natural? Trimmed to shape? Trimmed Shaved lips

15. What non-sexual activity is guaranteed to turn you on? grinding, banter, compliments

16. Where do you prefer to cum or your partner cum? Mouth? Face? Tits? Ass? Pussy? Feet? Stomach? Inside any orifice

17. What non-sexual nickname has been sexualized for you? ?

18. Have you had sex with someone you didn't really find attractive? Yes!
If so, why? chemistry was there

19. Are you ok with your partner having an orgasm, but you not? Yes, but not for more than a few days.

20. Answer to how are you, basic info, the normal stuff? Turned 50 a few weeks ago, I enjoy laughing, I'm a Math wiz, but struggle with comprehension/vocab. Divorced recently from 3 decades of roommate style marriage, I'm 5'9-1/2" tall, light red curly hair

21. Do you like Lit, what brought you here? Yes! Always read the stories as far back as I can remember. A friend of another forum invited me here back in 2007 because of my uncanny ability to turn all conversations sexual. I didn't realize it had a forum.

22. Any other facts? Filled with crazy facts about myself. Don't know which to mention.

 

[GB24]

1. Are you male or female? MALE
2. Straight? Gay? Bi? Curious? STRAIGHT/CURIOUS
3. Favorite non-bedroom place you have had sex? ON A SLEEPER TRAIN
4. Has anyone ever caught you having sex? YES
5. Have you ever caught someone else having sex? YES
6. What is your favorite position? DOGGY/ANAL
7. Would you consider your Dom? Sub? Switch? I LIKE TO BE IN CHARGE
8. What is a particular fetish you have, either one that is fairly mainstream, or even less orthodox? DOES HAVING A THING FOR PREGNANT WOMEN COUNT?
9. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral? GIVING
10. What is a popular sex act that you don't enjoy? EXTREME/ROUGH/DEGRADING SEX... ANYTHING INVOLVING PAIN REALLY - WHETHER GIVING OR RECEIVING - LEAVES ME COLD.
GIVING A CUTE BUM A FEW SLAPS?
SLAPPING A WOMAN AROUND THE FACE?
11. Which of these have you accomplished?
Sex in another country? YES
Someone else's bed/couch? YES
Sex in a car? YES
In an airplane? NO
On a boat/ship? YES
12. Is the person you are with now (spouse/paramour/bf or gf...) the best you have had? YES! SHE CERTAINLY MAKES ME THE HAPPIEST
13. Ladies, what is your breast size? Gentlemen, what is your dick size? 6.5"
14. Shaved? Natural? Trimmed to shape? TRIMMED
15. What non-sexual activity is guaranteed to turn you on? YOGA (OK... YOGA PANTS )
16. Where do you prefer to cum or your partner cum? IT DEPENDS ON THE CONTEXT REALLY BUT ABSOLUTE FAVOURITE IS ALWAYS IN HER ARSE
17. What non-sexual nickname has been sexualized for you? TEABAG?
18. Have you had sex with someone you didn't really find attractive? If so, why? YES. IT SEEMED APPROPRIATE AT THE TIME!
19. Are you ok with your partner having an orgasm, but you not? YES.
20. Answer to how are you, basic info, the normal stuff? I'M FINE THANKS. 40 SOMETHING. HEALTHY. STILL HAVE ALL MY OWN HAIR HAHA
21. Do you like Lit, what brought you here? SO FAR... CURIOSITY?

 

[Thatgirl_withtheeyes]

1. Are you male or female? Female

2. Straight? Gay? Bi? Curious? Straight

3. Favorite non-bedroom place you have had sex? movie theater “cry room”

4. Has anyone ever caught you having sex? Yes, a hotel maid walked right in one time.

5. Have you ever caught someone else having sex? Yep

6. What is your favorite position? Doggy

7. Would you consider your dom? Sub? Switch? Subbish

8. What is a particular fetish you have, either one that is fairly mainstream, or even less orthodox? I hate to say it but degradation, in the right context and time, reallllly works. Also a sucker for a much older man.

9. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral? Do I have to choose? Okay, okay…I’ll go with giving.

10. What is a popular sex act that you don't enjoy? I don’t know actually. I’m inclined to say anal but I’ve never had it so I’d be making guesses based on stereotypes.

11. Which of these have you accomplished?
Sex in another country? Yes.
Someone else's bed/couch? Yes.
Sex in a car? Yes.
In an airplane? No.
On a boat/ship? Yes

14. Shaved? Natural? Trimmed to shape? Trimmed. This morning actually.

15. What non-sexual activity is guaranteed to turn you on? Teaching fingers over the back of my neck. Swoon

16. Where do you prefer to cum or your partner cum? Mouth? Face? Tits? Ass? Pussy? Feet? Stomach? I would prefer it inside me but I’m not opposed to wearing it.

17. What non-sexual nickname has been sexualized for you? Lamb

18. Have you had sex with someone you didn't really find attractive? Yes…and I’m honestly glad I caved. It was really really good sex.
If so, why? I needed to break the drought and I missed being touched.

19. Are you ok with your partner having an orgasm, but you not? I’m a woman. This happens enough that you have to get okay with it to an extent. I do appreciate a little assistance in getting my O if he finishes first.

20. Answer to how are you, basic info, the normal stuff? I’m a really typical mom with a good job and lovely hobbies who just needs a little spice now and then.

21. Do you like Lit, what brought you here? I do! I’ve probably been looking around stories for more than a decade and then decided to sign up and past a few audios. The feedback has been mostly nice.

22. Any other facts? My parents say I’m too liberal for my upbringing but I’m okay with that. I handed tattoos and a nose ring and a southern accent. I’ve got a giant heart for people in general but I’m a firm believer in believing people the first time when they show you who they are.

 

[bashfull]

If I go to a strip club and they are featuring dwarves, do I get half off the cover charge?