Quote of the Day!

[thelittledeadgirl]

When I was a child, I thought as a child, I understood as a child, I spake as a child. But when I became a man....

I sued the fucking doctors at the hospital I woke up in!!!

Muahahahahahahahaha!

adaptation of a bible verse

 

[Alana_]

One is not born a woman, one becomes one. ~ Simone DeBeauvoir

 

[Alana_]

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. ~ Elayne Boosler

 

[Bsquad]

"The first rule of marrige. If she ain't happy, you ain't happy."
*men in the audiance boo*
"Booing dosen't make it any less true guys, and if she ain't happy long enough, you ain't gonna be happy with half your stuff."
-Jeff Foxworthy

"My dad's been devorced so many times, until I was five I thought women were rent to own."
-Christopher Titus

Just a couple funny quotes to cheer up some people if they need it!

 

[sallythescorpian]

"If you can keep your head, when all about you,
Are losing theirs,........... You obviously weren't paying attention!!! (Adaptation of Rudyard Kipling's IF!)

spent most of today receiting this in an effort to NOT lose my temper!!

IF

Rudyard Kipling

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IF you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
' Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch,
if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!

 

[yeishia]

Quote of the Day!


~Nothing is so stifling as symmetry. Symmetry is boredom, the quintessence of mourning. Despair yawns. There is something more terrible than a hell of suffering a hell of boredom.~
VICTOR HUGO,​

 

[Alana_]

“Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.”~Buddha

 

[Bsquad]

"A deciver always sees deception." -Gandalf the White

 

[Alana_]

Spread me open slowly
Lick me with your tongue
Dip me in your milk

Damn oreos are good!!

~Anon.

 

[thelittledeadgirl]

The sky was dark, the moon was high
We were alone, just her and I
Her hair so soft, her eyes so blue
I knew just what she wanted to do.
I didn't know how, but I tried my best,
I placed my hand upon her breast
Her skin so soft, her hair so fine,
I kept my fingers running down her spine
My pounding head, my beating heart
She slowly spread her legs apart
I swiftly moved between them then,
That's when the real fun began.
I pushed and pulled, I called her name,
Then all at once the white stuff came.
It felt so good, it's over now,
It was my first time...

Milking a cow!

(Saw your last quite Alana and I absolutely had to put this one up.)

 

[yeishia]

I love you all dearly

This is for posting quotes from others. It is the Quote of the Day Thread.

I have have an eclectic thread in which you can post everything else, funny quirky etc. Even a rant or rave or a self-quote should you need to

This is the link.

An Eclectic Collection​

!

I also have a Passionate Poetry Thread should you need this

Thank you all so much for your co-operation​

 

[yeishia]

Quotes of the Day!



~ Best Friends Listen to what you dont say ~
Samantha Norman



~ People never know how special someone is until they leave, but maybe sometimes its important to leave, so they are given that chance to see how special that someone really is! ~
Ali Nitka


~ Friendship is like a violin; the music may stop now and then, but the strings will last forever. ~
unknown

~ We are each of us angels with only one wing, and we can fly only by embracing each other. ~l
Lucian de Crescenzo

​

 

[Maid of Marvels]

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. ~Mark Twain

People in groups tend to agree on courses of action which, as individuals, they know are stupid.

A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually.

 

[MsAphrodite]

"These people aren't your friends, they're paid to kiss your feet."- Radiohead

 

[thelittledeadgirl]

I sing the Body Electric;
The armies of those I love engirth me,
and I engirth them;
They will not let me off till I go with them,
respond to them,
And discorrupt them,
And charge them full with the charge of the Soul.

by Walt Whitman; quoted in Ray Bradbury's compilation of short stories entitled I sing the Body Electric

 

[Alana_]

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. ~ Abraham Lincoln

 

[thelittledeadgirl]

You see, said the cat curling its tail, a dog growls when he's angry and wags his tail when he's glad. Now I wag my tail when I'm angry and growl when I'm happy. Therefore I'm mad.

~the Cheshire Cat

 

[yeishia]

Quotes of the Day!


~ Our lives a series of defining moments, strung together by passing time. Surrender fully to this moment, because it is not the moment itself that defines us, but how we choose to live in it.~
Jill Pendley


~ When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.~
Wayne Dyer~



~We can never judge the lives of others, because each person knows only their own pain and renunciation. It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path.~
Paulo Coelho​

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[MsAphrodite]

If He is indeed wise, He does not bid you enter the house of His wisdom, but rather leads you to the threshold of your own mind. -- Kahlil Gibran

 

[yeishia]

Quote of the Day!




We tend to think of the erotic as an easy, tantalizing sexual arousal. I speak of the erotic as the deepest life force, a force which moves us toward living in a fundamental way.~
Audre Lorde​

 

[yeishia]

Quotes of the day!


~ Everyone is a potential naked slave to you once you become a trainer.~
Anne Rice



~ When you think night and day and every moment only of pleasing me, things will be very easy for you.~'
Anne Rice



~ Whipping is fifty percent show and noise.~
Anne Rice​

 

[Ausus_girl13]

I do not want to be the leader. I refuse to be the leader. I want to live darkly and richly in my femaleness. I want a man lying over me, always over me. His will, his pleasure, his desire, his life, his work, his sexuality the touchstone, the command, my pivot. I don't mind working, holding my ground intellectually, artistically; but as a woman, oh, God, as a woman I want to be dominated. I don't mind being told to stand on my own feet, not to cling all that I am capable of doing but I am going to be pursued, fucked, possessed by the will of a male at his time, his bidding.
~ Anais Nin​

 

[yeishia]

I do not want to be the leader. I refuse to be the leader. I want to live darkly and richly in my femaleness. I want a man lying over me, always over me. His will, his pleasure, his desire, his life, his work, his sexuality the touchstone, the command, my pivot. I don't mind working, holding my ground intellectually, artistically; but as a woman, oh, God, as a woman I want to be dominated. I don't mind being told to stand on my own feet, not to cling all that I am capable of doing but I am going to be pursued, fucked, possessed by the will of a male at his time, his bidding.
~ Anais Nin​

My favorite quote thanks for posting it again​

 

[yeishia]

Sorry I am behind...sick again!


Quote of the Day!


~ To dream anything that you want to dream, that is the beauty of the human mind.To do anything that you want to do, that is the strength of the human will.To trust yourself, to test your limits, that is the courage to succeed. ~
Bernard Edmond.​

 

[yeishia]

Quote of the Day!


~ We will discover the nature of our particular genius when we stop trying to conform to our own or other people's models, learn to be ourselves, and allow our natural channel to open, ~

Shakti Gawain.​