Raw Anal Lust

Esclava said:
You mean you thought that was a PLANE??? :eek:

Most of us know that vehicle as a broom...

Esclava :rose:

Rofl! It was a plane, as the broom is only an single seater..
 
DVS said:
There's just some things in life that have to be. There's also a natural chain of events, a recipe, if you will.

1) tight female ass
2) add bondage to make and keep said ass available
3) add accessory gag, in case volume is a problem
4) insert hard cock into female ass, mix til done
5) add lubrication to assist in reduction of volume in #3 and insertion of cock in #4

for a party of 4 or more, insert after #3, and double other ingredients accordingly.

Hmmmmm ...

Seems to me that step 5 should precede step 3 ... but, for me at least, that's just what would make the volume in #3 much less a problem as you proceed to step #4...

Esclava :rose:
 
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Esclava said:
Hmmmmm ...

Seems to me that step 5 should precede step 3 ... but, for me at least, that's just what would make the volume in #3 much less a problem as you proceed to step #4...

Esclava :rose:
No, the order of events is correct. I've done this before. I can get it in without lube. It gets nice and hard, and not even the tightest little hole stops it. But, yes, lube will help it go in. If you're extra nice, I'll let you lube your own ass before you bend over.

And, lube is very good at allowing a complete exit, then pushing it back in again, shoving that little hole open, over and over again.
 
DVS said:
No, the order of events is correct. I've done this before. I can get it in without lube. It gets nice and hard, and not even the tightest little hole stops it. But, yes, lube will help it go in. If you're extra nice, I'll let you lube your own ass before you bend over.

And, lube is very good at allowing a complete exit, then pushing it back in again, shoving that little hole open, over and over again.


You know, sometimes I am not sure whether to drool over you or be glad that I don't know you. LOL.
 
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niteshade said:
You know, sometimes I am not sure whether to drool over you or be glad that I don't know you. LOL.
Ah, I've been told I'm rather a nice guy, when you get to know me. Really...honest! :D <----See?
 
DVS said:
Ah, I've been told I'm rather a nice guy, when you get to know me. Really...honest! :D <----See?

ROFL. Yeah, that looks like the face of a nice guy... who just might forget the lube. LOL.
 
DVS said:
Ah, I've been told I'm rather a nice guy, when you get to know me. Really...honest! :D <----See?

Oh yeah...not only "forget" the lube, but claim, "I have no idea WHAT you're talking about ...(as he shoves it in a little deeper)" :eek:

Oh, and remember this:

snowy ciara said:
My gran says "never trust a man who smiles with all his teeth; he's trying to distract you from something!"

Some of us haven't forgotten ... :cool:

Esclava :rose:
 
niteshade said:
ROFL. Yeah, that looks like the face of a nice guy... who just might forget the lube. LOL.
Oh, I'll never "forget" the lube. If I didn't use it, it's on purpose. Maybe because my victim had pissed me off enough to do so, or she actually asked for it dry.

It's quite out of my character and very rare that someone could piss me off that much, though. I'm such an easy going guy, for the most part. But, then...I do smile with all my teeth showing. :D

Have you ever thought that maybe I'm just proud of my teeth? ;)
 
<------NOTE to Self: ...

DVS said:
Oh, I'll never "forget" the lube. If I didn't use it, it's on purpose. Maybe because my victim had pissed me off enough to do so, or she actually asked for it dry.

It's quite out of my character and very rare that someone could piss me off that much, though. I'm such an easy going guy, for the most part. But, then...I do smile with all my teeth showing. :D

Have you ever thought that maybe I'm just proud of my teeth? ;)
Stay away from DVS when he's pissed off - and WHATEVER you do,

D O N ' T * P I S S * H I M * O F F!!! :eek:

Esclava :rose:

would like to keep my sphincter intact with the ability to keep what's inside - inside - until I'm ready to let it out ...
 
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Originally posted by DVS
I can get it in without lube. It gets nice and hard, and not even the tightest little hole stops it.
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rosco rathbone said:
*nodsnodsnods*

yep.

:eek:

To both of these...

Esclava :rose:
 
snowy ciara said:
:eek: :eek: Get outta my head, will you?!?!? It's a hot fantasy but I highly doubt it'll be a reality.

Sorry sweetie. I didn't men to invade your space.

Find a gentleman like DVS and let him at it. Just relax and have fun with it. Wasn't that a line from the three amigos? :devil:
 
le Dragon Noir said:
Sorry sweetie. I didn't men to invade your space.

Find a gentleman like DVS and let him at it. Just relax and have fun with it. Wasn't that a line from the three amigos? :devil:

DVS a gentleman? :confused:

I have a hard time fitting this quote to the persona of either a gentleman or a gentle man ... :catgrin:

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Originally posted by DVS
I can get it in without lube. It gets nice and hard, and not even the tightest little hole stops it.
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Should have made my earlier post say: Keep your a$$ away from DVS when he's pissed ...

Esclava :rose:

But you know I wouldn't back "away" from you, DVS ...
 
Actually, the fun part is going to be when snowy sees that a relative stranger called her "sweetie". I think I'll watch the fireworks from WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY over there. Anyone got any popcorn?
 
blue kat said:
Actually, the fun part is going to be when snowy sees that a relative stranger called her "sweetie". I think I'll watch the fireworks from WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY over there. Anyone got any popcorn?

Meeeeee too! :eek:

And I'll BRING the popcorn ... :devil:

Esclava :rose:
 
Remember "Nasty Boys" by Janet Jackson, aka the boob lady? There's a line about "My name ain't baby, it's Janet! MS. Jackson if you're nasty!" Add a bitch slap and you've got snowy in a temper...

nibbling some popcorn
 
le Dragon Noir said:
Sorry sweetie. I didn't men to invade your space.

Find a gentleman like DVS and let him at it. Just relax and have fun with it. Wasn't that a line from the three amigos? :devil:

Please check your PM box.

kat, Escalva: Sorry ladies, but this is going off the boards. Maybe you can catch a late show at the movies, instead.. ;) :rose:

wanders off repeating "discretion is the better part of valour." over and over and over and over and over
 
snowy ciara said:
Please check your PM box.

kat, Escalva: Sorry ladies, but this is going off the boards. Maybe you can catch a late show at the movies, instead.. ;) :rose:

wanders off repeating "discretion is the better part of valour." over and over and over and over and over
I'm glad my thread could be of service. :)
 
DVS said:
I'm glad my thread could be of service. :)
And, speaking of my thread being of service, I'm sorry for the long delay in getting the current installment posted.

Several things have come in the way. I do have other things going on, as we all do, and those tend to get in the way, at times. But, there is an installment nearly finished, so don't fret...it's soon to be posted. I know it should be in the next day or so. I hope you like this installment. And, I probably shouldn't tell you the plot, but the slut gets it in the end. :D Get it? :)
 
DVS said:
<snip> And, I probably shouldn't tell you the plot, but the slut gets it in the end. :D Get it? :)

You're a BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD man, DVS!

But so very good at it ... :kiss:

Esclava :rose:
 
snowy ciara said:
Please check your PM box.

Got it, darlin'. Peace, sweetie. You know that I don't mean anything by it. I'd PM it to you, but apparently you're not reading them after the last one.
 
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Not funny, Draconis.

I refuse to answer your PM's because you persist in calling me by pet names. You made a valid point when you pointed out that I don't get irritated when my friends call me things like "sweetie" or "dolly" or "darlin'". You may want to think about that last bit for a while.

Congratulations dipwad. You just earned the number three spot on my clueless jerk list.

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Now then, Mr. DVS darlin', can we please have more raw anal lust now? Esclava and kat and I have been soooooo patient?
 
Scratches head ...

snowy ciara said:
[B<snip>Congratulations dipwad. You just earned the number three spot on my clueless jerk list.

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Now then, Mr. DVS darlin', can we please have more raw anal lust now? Esclava and kat and I have been soooooo patient? [/B]

...who numbers 1 & 2 are - but won't DARE ask! :eek:

Let the thread continue ...

Esclava :rose:
 
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