blue kat
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Esclava said:You mean you thought that was a PLANE???
Most of us know that vehicle as a broom...
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Rofl! It was a plane, as the broom is only an single seater..
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Esclava said:You mean you thought that was a PLANE???
Most of us know that vehicle as a broom...
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DVS said:There's just some things in life that have to be. There's also a natural chain of events, a recipe, if you will.
1) tight female ass
2) add bondage to make and keep said ass available
3) add accessory gag, in case volume is a problem
4) insert hard cock into female ass, mix til done
5) add lubrication to assist in reduction of volume in #3 and insertion of cock in #4
for a party of 4 or more, insert after #3, and double other ingredients accordingly.

No, the order of events is correct. I've done this before. I can get it in without lube. It gets nice and hard, and not even the tightest little hole stops it. But, yes, lube will help it go in. If you're extra nice, I'll let you lube your own ass before you bend over.Esclava said:Hmmmmm ...
Seems to me that step 5 should precede step 3 ... but, for me at least, that's just what would make the volume in #3 much less a problem as you proceed to step #4...
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DVS said:No, the order of events is correct. I've done this before. I can get it in without lube. It gets nice and hard, and not even the tightest little hole stops it. But, yes, lube will help it go in. If you're extra nice, I'll let you lube your own ass before you bend over.
And, lube is very good at allowing a complete exit, then pushing it back in again, shoving that little hole open, over and over again.
Ah, I've been told I'm rather a nice guy, when you get to know me. Really...honest!niteshade said:You know, sometimes I am not sure whether to drool over you or be glad that I don't know you. LOL.
<----See?DVS said:Ah, I've been told I'm rather a nice guy, when you get to know me. Really...honest!<----See?
DVS said:Ah, I've been told I'm rather a nice guy, when you get to know me. Really...honest!<----See?
snowy ciara said:My gran says "never trust a man who smiles with all his teeth; he's trying to distract you from something!"

Oh, I'll never "forget" the lube. If I didn't use it, it's on purpose. Maybe because my victim had pissed me off enough to do so, or she actually asked for it dry.niteshade said:ROFL. Yeah, that looks like the face of a nice guy... who just might forget the lube. LOL.
Stay away from DVS when he's pissed off - and WHATEVER you do,DVS said:Oh, I'll never "forget" the lube. If I didn't use it, it's on purpose. Maybe because my victim had pissed me off enough to do so, or she actually asked for it dry.
It's quite out of my character and very rare that someone could piss me off that much, though. I'm such an easy going guy, for the most part. But, then...I do smile with all my teeth showing.![]()
Have you ever thought that maybe I'm just proud of my teeth?![]()

DVS said:I can get it in without lube. It gets nice and hard, and not even the tightest little hole stops it.
rosco rathbone said:*nodsnodsnods*
yep.

Esclava said:
To both of these...
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snowy ciara said:![]()
Get outta my head, will you?!?!? It's a hot fantasy but I highly doubt it'll be a reality.

le Dragon Noir said:Sorry sweetie. I didn't men to invade your space.
Find a gentleman like DVS and let him at it. Just relax and have fun with it. Wasn't that a line from the three amigos?![]()


blue kat said:Actually, the fun part is going to be when snowy sees that a relative stranger called her "sweetie". I think I'll watch the fireworks from WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY over there. Anyone got any popcorn?


le Dragon Noir said:Sorry sweetie. I didn't men to invade your space.
Find a gentleman like DVS and let him at it. Just relax and have fun with it. Wasn't that a line from the three amigos?![]()
I'm glad my thread could be of service.snowy ciara said:Please check your PM box.
kat, Escalva: Sorry ladies, but this is going off the boards. Maybe you can catch a late show at the movies, instead..![]()
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wanders off repeating "discretion is the better part of valour." over and over and over and over and over
And, speaking of my thread being of service, I'm sorry for the long delay in getting the current installment posted.DVS said:I'm glad my thread could be of service.![]()
Get it? DVS said:<snip> And, I probably shouldn't tell you the plot, but the slut gets it in the end.Get it?
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snowy ciara said:Please check your PM box.
snowy ciara said:[B<snip>Congratulations dipwad. You just earned the number three spot on my clueless jerk list.
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Now then, Mr. DVS darlin', can we please have more raw anal lust now? Esclava and kat and I have been soooooo patient? [/B]
