RED'S JOINT >> Seedy Alleyway & Cucumber Patch

[_Necrosomantic_]

*peeks down alley with pepper spray clenched in trembling hand*

"Psst..Far?? Are you back there?"

Sure she is, let's go find her!

* Steps out of the shadows and grabs your wrist, tosses your pepper spray into a dumpster, and leads you down the alley.

You don't need that, we've all got shivs and piano wire, you're totally safe

*goes to a payphone and calls mom and tells her I'm going to be late and Nooooo, I'm not hanging out in an alley with those people...*

.... What do you mean " those " people?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

.... What do you mean " those " people?

Yeah! *hands on hips*

 

[Farawyn]

The cops!!!
Shhhhh
Hide the booze.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

*yanks up tube top*

Oh.
I thought you said boobs.

 

[Farawyn]

*yanks up tube top*

Oh.
I thought you said boobs.

Tube tops!!!
Ahahaaaa!!!

*pulls yours down, whips out a Sharpie and signs your tits*

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

*beams with pride*

*takes naked selfie*

 

[Farawyn]

*beams with pride*

*takes naked selfie*

*watches the Internet blow up*

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

Ahem

.... You two know I've been here the whole time right?

Not sure what happened to Eva or TC though.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

*watches the Internet blow up*

*auctions off limited edition printed tees of aforementioned signed boobage*

*donates proceeds to Red's for tiki bar and Jacuzzi*

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

.... You two know I've been here the whole time right?

Not sure what happened to Eva or TC though.

Um...

Did you wanna sign my butt? We got a beer consultant we need to fly over from Europe!

 

[Farawyn]

.... You two know I've been here the whole time right?

Not sure what happened to Eva or TC though.

^that man is a Brownie hound.

 

[Farawyn]

Um...

Did you wanna sign my butt? We got a beer consultant we need to fly over from Europe!

How about I kick your butt, Honeypot?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

^that man is a Brownie hound.

I don't know what that means, but I'm going to sit here and gaze at that gif while you type out your reply, k?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

How about I kick your butt, Honeypot?

No thanks.

*sells cheese balls door-to-door instead*

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

Um...

Did you wanna sign my butt? We got a beer consultant we need to fly over from Europe!

I don't have my pen.

^that man is a Brownie hound.

It's in Johnson's underwear

 

[Farawyn]

I don't know what that means, but I'm going to sit here and gaze at that gif while you type out your reply, k?

No thanks.

*sells cheese balls door-to-door instead*

How about Pete Schweddys balls???

https://www.hulu.com/watch/4156

 

[Farawyn]

I don't have my pen.



It's in Johnson's underwear

https://youtu.be/CdqoNKCCt7A

 

[ToPleaseHim]

How about I kick your butt, Honeypot?

Occasionally, the ability to edit posts is just so tempting. This one, for instance, just swapping one letter changes the entire meaning of this post.

 

[Farawyn]

Occasionally, the ability to edit posts is just so tempting. This one, for instance, just swapping one letter changes the entire meaning of this post.

My phone's default is usually LICK, but I'm trying to break Hiney in a bit and Momme her.

Oops, I mean Honey.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

My phone's default is usually LICK, but I'm trying to break Hiney in a bit and Momme her.

Oops, I mean Honey.

Haha!

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

https://youtu.be/CdqoNKCCt7A

Stop by my locker?
https://youtu.be/BL_mmZv3UT4

Occasionally, the ability to edit posts is just so tempting. This one, for instance, just swapping one letter changes the entire meaning of this post.

Such a flagrant abuse of flower!


Edit: HEY!

 

[Farawyn]

This is an alleyway.

Let's treat it as such.


I have to pee.

 

[Azuldrgon]

**lands on the rooftop**

What is it about alleys? *transmorgify* *puff of blue smoke, then puts on clothes from my backpack*

 

[gracie920101]

**lands on the rooftop**

What is it about alleys? *transmorgify* *puff of blue smoke, then puts on clothes from my backpack*

*runs out of the bar into the alley looking for the source of the noise. Abruptly stops, sniffing the air*

Ewwwww! What's that smell?
Well shit, that smells like dragon's breath so that must mean...wait! who the hell is a virgin around this alley ?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

That's Far's little brother, Possum.

Only he's not so little.