RED'S JOINT >> Seedy Alleyway & Cucumber Patch

[Zach_lost_in_Aus]

This place is a bit off the beaten path, how did you wind up here?

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not watching you! Spies Honey, they're everywhere... not just Russian ones either

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not watching you! Spies Honey, they're everywhere... not just Russian ones either

Fucking lurkers.





What's new in Oz?

 

[Zach_lost_in_Aus]

Fucking lurkers.





What's new in Oz?

The sun has been shining... oh, right, that's not new...

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

The sun has been shining... oh, right, that's not new...

*giggles* Getting any sailing in?

It was supposed to be 102* here today but I couldn't bear to look at the thermometer.

On the up side, I'm looking quite fetching in my summer skirts and skimpy tops.

 

[Zach_lost_in_Aus]

*giggles* Getting any sailing in?

It was supposed to be 102* here today but I couldn't bear to look at the thermometer.

On the up side, I'm looking quite fetching in my summer skirts and skimpy tops.

Indeed and putting hills to the sword on my bicycle

Fetching in skimpy tops... I'm sure!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Indeed and putting hills to the sword on my bicycle

Fetching in skimpy tops... I'm sure!

My, you've been busy!

*steals a gander at your backside*

 

[Zach_lost_in_Aus]

My, you've been busy!

*steals a gander at your backside*

What's good for the gander....

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

What's good for the gander....

Naughty!

 

[Zach_lost_in_Aus]

Naughty!

But oh so nice... as I think you agree

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

But oh so nice... as I think you agree

I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about.

 

[Farawyn]

*wanders past disreputable-looking alleyway*

*hears 'cake'*

*throws self-preservation to the winds*

I woke up today and I realized I had been coughing all night. I'm blaming allergies, then realized I slept in a Fucking allleyway all night.

Morning. Gotta quarter?

 

[Bramblethorn]

I woke up today and I realized I had been coughing all night. I'm blaming allergies, then realized I slept in a Fucking allleyway all night.

Morning. Gotta quarter?

*tapes a 20c and 5c piece together for Far*

So how do you tell the fucking alleyways from the non-fucking alleyways? Is there a sign?

 

[pensivepoet]

*opens flap on refrigerator box*
Could y'all hold it down?
Some of us gotta work the streets later

 

[NaughtyRedSiren]

*takes a morning stroll, checking out my corner.

Best not find you working my turf PP

's for Fara and Honey

I need to polish the pole today

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

*tapes a 20c and 5c piece together for Far*

So how do you tell the fucking alleyways from the non-fucking alleyways? Is there a sign?

They smell different.

Hi, I'm Honey! I'm the cake.

*opens flap on refrigerator box*
Could y'all hold it down?
Some of us gotta work the streets later

Psst. You've got a run in your stocking.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

*takes a morning stroll, checking out my corner.

Best not find you working my turf PP

's for Fara and Honey

I need to polish the pole today

back.

*checks out dat ass as you bend and polish*

 

[pensivepoet]

They smell different.

Hi, I'm Honey! I'm the cake.



Psst. You've got a run in your stocking.

I'm not wearing stockings
Siren cut me for working her turf

 

[Bramblethorn]

They smell different.

Hi, I'm Honey! I'm the cake.

Well hello.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I'm not wearing stockings
Siren cut me for working her turf

Need a band-aid? I have Transformers and Hello Kitty.

Well hello.

Hi!

How do you feel about a nickname? Brambly? Thorny?

I think I like Brambly.

 

[pensivepoet]

Thanks Honey, but out here we use super glue
Band aids draw the po po's attention

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Thanks Honey, but out here we use super glue
Band aids draw the po po's attention

My midwife used super glue, too.

When I took German in school, po po was the word my teacher used for bottom.

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

*tapes a 20c and 5c piece together for Far*

So how do you tell the fucking alleyways from the non-fucking alleyways? Is there a sign?

Ahem!
* Leans against wall and points up at it, chewing a toothpick and flipping a whole quarter.

Necro Wuz Hear

Hair

Fuck

Here!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Ahem!
* Leans against wall and points up at it, chewing a toothpick and flipping a whole quarter.

Necro Wuz Hear

Hair

Fuck

Here!

*giggles*

Hello

*waves from a polite distance*

 

[Bramblethorn]

Hi!

How do you feel about a nickname? Brambly? Thorny?

I think I like Brambly.

I've been called worse

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I've been called worse

I'll take that as a yes!

I like your av. I've liked it ever since I first saw it.



*snuggles in my hammock with one of the alley cats*

*listens to the jazz music drifting on the evening breeze*