Scouries/GrandPoohBah/DoucheBagarinno

[semen4her]

Not worth anymore of my talent and time. You are a nobody and a nothing.

"Flame on!"

Where is this supposed talent?

 

[Guest]

hi nipples...

i think you're on the wrong thread... the nipples thread is just down below

...but if you do want to stay with the big boys i'd suggest you sit down this weekend and read some of freddies brilliant stories. Talk about talent!!!!

Gabby

 

[mark197205]

Mark!

How the devil are ya cute one?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Join the Dark side.

I prefer the Buttered Side.

 

[Tyrone Biggs]

GBers???? In [SIZE=+2]ScouriesWorld[/SIZE]!

Welcome!!!!!

Excellent! Did you check out the number of posts these guys have made [size=+2]freddie [/size]?

This little group here, just seven of them, have made over 375,000 posts! And they didn’t even bring Saint Peter or Heavy Cunt or naughtycakes.

Of course Dixie C. Lee’s story is a sad one.

He can’t write anymore! Just lost it one day. All he can do is post now.

I blame LAUREL. He used to work for her, for LITEROTICA, then he committed the big corporate no no. Yup! But of course this corporate romance ended like so many of them do. MANU kicked his rear end from California to New York…

Everyone hoped he’d recover. Then he met our friend miss muffin! Yes that miss muffin. And what she’s put our poor smuck Dixie through. Brutal.

So now he and her other clown, HeavyCunt, run around trying to protect her ass. Pitiful!

Hey listen Dixie, why don’t you try writing a story for the A.I.R. Summer Contest? We’ll put you in the Seniors division!

43,376

11,835

25,387

48,745

38,392

19,026

190,115

Now that's good!!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Now that's good!!

Thank you. Best thread ever.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Bump.

No fucking reason.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

No fucking reason.

The entire motive behind Scouries.

 

[TxRad]

The entire motive behind Scouries.

No, He has a monster ego to feed.

 

[LaRocha]

this thread doesn't belong in the story feedback

 

[TxRad]

this thread doesn't belong in the story feedback

Want me to point you out about a half dozen more?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

this thread doesn't belong in the story feedback

You're right. This thread does not belong here. It was moved from here the AH section, after many of the jealous and small minded AH regulars complained to Queen Laurel.

Scouries thread is so good, so entertaining to read, and so informative, that it begs and demands to have an entire section of it's own called Scouries World.

No other writer has contributed so much and takes so much abuse from those who are jealous of all that he does. He should be awarded Literotica's highest medal.

Yes, I dare say, Sir Scouries should be awarded the Literotica's Lifelong Golden Tits, Ass, Pussy, and Penis Award for writers who had gone above and beyond.

As a platinum member of Literotica's premier writers shared only by myself and the great Samuelx, writers who have written in excess of 1,000 stories, 5 million words, and have amassed in excess of 20 million hits, reads, and/or sales, I nominate Sir Scouries for the award.

Anyone second my nomination?

 

[great lover]

The great SamuelX needs to stop writing.

 

[andtheend]

You're right. This thread does not belong here. It was moved from here the AH section, after many of the jealous and small minded AH regulars complained to Queen Laurel.

Scouries thread is so good, so entertaining to read, and so informative, that it begs and demands to have an entire section of it's own called Scouries World.

No other writer has contributed so much and takes so much abuse from those who are jealous of all that he does. He should be awarded Literotica's highest medal.

Yes, I dare say, Sir Scouries should be awarded the Literotica's Lifelong Golden Tits, Ass, Pussy, and Penis Award for writers who had gone above and beyond.

As a platinum member of Literotica's premier writers shared only by myself and the great Samuelx, writers who have written in excess of 1,000 stories, 5 million words, and have amassed in excess of 20 million hits, reads, and/or sales, I nominate Sir Scouries for the award.

Anyone second my nomination?

I second the nomination.

If anyone should win Literotica's Lifelong Golden Tits, Ass, Pussy, and Penis Award, it should be Sir Scouries.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I second the nomination.

If anyone should win Literotica's Lifelong Golden Tits, Ass, Pussy, and Penis Award, it should be Sir Scouries.

Thank you, Susan.

Shall we put this to a vote, then?

All in favor?

 

[michchick98]

You're right. This thread does not belong here. It was moved from here the AH section, after many of the jealous and small minded AH regulars complained to Queen Laurel.

It wasn't this thread that was moved from the AH, Freddie, it was the scouries (for both fans...) thread that was moved. And it wasn't the AHers who complained about it being there, it was scouries himself.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

It wasn't this thread that was moved from the AH, Freddie, it was the scouries (for both fans...) thread that was moved. And it wasn't the AHers who complained about it being there, it was scouries himself.

Thank you for the technical information, but the fact still remains that Sir Scouries is a giant among writers here at Literotica, that is, besides my modest self and that other great writer from Boston, SamuelX. By the way, there's no truth to the rumor that I am SamuelX or that he is me. I have no alts, just my humble self.

 

[TxRad]

Thank you for the technical information, but the fact still remains that Sir Scouries is a giant among writers here at Literotica, that is, besides my modest self and that other great writer from Boston, SamuelX. By the way, there's no truth to the rumor that I am SamuelX or that he is me. I have no alts, just my humble self.

No, you are definitely not SamuelX, that is for sure.

As for alts. Your alt andtheend just seconded your nomination of Scouries for some trumped up bullshit. Just like you both seconded his nomination in the year end awards. Yes he has four votes. You, your alt, him and his alt.

Yeah, more stupidity from the peanut gallery.

 

[andtheend]

No, you are definitely not SamuelX, that is for sure.

As for alts. Your alt andtheend just seconded your nomination of Scouries for some trumped up bullshit. Just like you both seconded his nomination in the year end awards. Yes he has four votes. You, your alt, him and his alt.

Yeah, more stupidity from the peanut gallery.

I know it's asking a lot of you and I apologize, but did you ever consider that Andtheend is Bostonfictionwriter and not the other way around?

"Duh!?"

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

As the designated Wizard of Literotica, albeit self-proclaimed, I envision a Scouries World, unique onto it's self and bestowed with super powers.

Those only invited by King Scouries may post to his thread and he has the power to delete any post he deems unfit for his loyal subjects and/or fans to read.

Blessed with powers of clairvoyance, I can clearly see Scouries World. It's housed in a castle in a faraway land. He sits on a throne and rules with an iron hand, a wise head, and a gentle heart.

Writers before him beseech his approval of their stories. Those approved are posted and those stories not approved are rejected and the writers banished from the Kingdom of Scouries World.

"Begone!"

"But Sire!"

"Off with his hands! He shall not write any more stories for Scouries."

At present time, we are in search of a Queen for King Scouries. I invite all those interested to please post their nude photos. As I am a seer of everything good and bad, I personally will pick the King's Queen.

"Long live Scouries. Long live the King! May God bless Scouries World.

 

[TxRad]

I know it's asking a lot of you and I apologize, but did you ever consider that Andtheend is Bostonfictionwriter and not the other way around?

"Duh!?"

Nope, never considered it. But now that you mention it, you are a little smarter. But then again most alts are.

As the designated Wizard of Literotica, albeit self-proclaimed, I envision a Scouries World, unique onto it's self and bestowed with super powers.

Those only invited by King Scouries may post to his thread and he has the power to delete any post he deems unfit for his loyal subjects and/or fans to read.

Blessed with powers of clairvoyance, I can clearly see Scouries World. It's housed in a castle in a faraway land. He sits on a throne and rules with an iron hand, a wise head, and a gentle heart.

Writers before him beseech his approval of their stories. Those approved are posted and those stories not approved are rejected and the writers banished from the Kingdom of Scouries World.

"Begone!"

"But Sire!"

"Off with his hands! He shall not write any more stories for Scouries."

At present time, we are in search of a Queen for King Scouries. I invite all those interested to please post their nude photos. As I am a seer of everything good and bad, I personally will pick the King's Queen.

"Long live Scouries. Long live the King! May God bless Scouries World.

The above gibberish proves my point. The man needs a brain implant and hurry. Off with his head.

Damn, now he's got me doing it.

Sorry Freddie but you sound crazier than scouries and that's saying a lot.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Nope, never considered it. But now that you mention it, you are a little smarter. But then again most alts are.



The above gibberish proves my point. The man needs a brain implant and hurry. Off with his head.

Damn, now he's got me doing it.

Sorry Freddie but you sound crazier than scouries and that's saying a lot.

Crazy? You confuse crazy with creativity.

Was JK Rowling crazy when she created Harry Potter?

Where's your sense of fun? None of this is real. You're not. Your photo isn't. Yet, you call me crazy.

I write stories. If I'm crazy for writing stories then I proudly proclaim that I'm crazy.

Thanks for the compliment.

 

[TxRad]

Crazy? You confuse crazy with creativity.

Was JK Rowling crazy when she created Harry Potter?

Where's your sense of fun? None of this is real. You're not. Your photo isn't. Yet, you call me crazy.

I write stories. If I'm crazy for writing stories then I proudly proclaim that I'm crazy.

Thanks for the compliment.

I'm real. My photo is real. And no, creative is not crazy. Creative is one part inspiration and many parts sweat. That latter part is what you and scouries lack. You don't want to put the effort it takes to be good at anything. You think it's owed to you.

Sorry but calling you crazy has nothing to do with creativity. You are crazy and lazy so it's not a compliment.

As usual, a total lack of understand of what it takes to be anything but pitiful.

 

[KillerMuffin]

The great SamuelX needs to stop writing.

I believe he did, after three stories. The rest is cut and paste puzzle pieces.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I'm real. My photo is real. And no, creative is not crazy. Creative is one part inspiration and many parts sweat. That latter part is what you and scouries lack. You don't want to put the effort it takes to be good at anything. You think it's owed to you.

Sorry but calling you crazy has nothing to do with creativity. You are crazy and lazy so it's not a compliment.

As usual, a total lack of understand of what it takes to be anything but pitiful.

Do you know what crazy is, my friend? Crazy is angry. Crazy is you. When I read what you wrote it sounds as if you are yelling. What's with all the anger?

Even your buddy wrote to someone yesterday who wanted to know how to edit a story already posted. He wrote that this wasn't the New Yorker and not to worry about a few typos. Now, here you are trying to lift the status of a porn board to a literary site and you to a great writer, just because it takes you forever to write a story (lol). I'm sorry for your misery.

By the time you've finished one masterpiece to post on a "porn board", I"ve written several suitable stories.

Now, let's address writers as a whole, shall we? For anyone to write, for anyone to be a writer, you must be certifiable. How else can you sit alone for hours at a time, while the rest of the world buzzes around you and you sit there and write, write, and write.

You know all the names, as well as I do, of all the famous, the great writers, Poe, Hemingway, Wolfe, et al, who were mad enough to drug themselves before killing themselves.

Seriously, Tex, get a grip. Take a chill pill and just enjoy this and what we all do for what it is. We're having fun and it's people like you who love to kick shit up in the air, when the rest of us just want to have a good time.