butters
High on a Hill
- Joined
- Jul 2, 2009
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Now that you made a mess of the King's English, maybe you could write what you wrote in the proper Queen's English, so that I can understand what the Hell you wrote...mate."
And after writing that garble, how you have the nerve to bash anyone's writing is beyond me.
You are rather illiterate, aren't you?
Are you that stupid to think that anyone here handed me my head or are your reading comprehension and interpretation skills that lacking?
Seriously, if you think anyone got the better of me, you are delusional.
Listen, instead of writing things without thinking them through, maybe you should give some thought to what you write, before you write it. Too often, you make an ass of yourself.
Unlike me, because I have creative talent, I don't have to think. It just pours out of me.
What you do, as do so many others here, which is why you have tens of thousands of posts, is that you write the same one liners over and again.
Can you imagine how many posts I'd have if I separated all my retorts to one line, instead of paragraphs.
Well, I dare say, that I'd have over a million posts, by now.
Only, for what purpose? My purpose here is to write stories. Your purpose here is to socialize.
Seriously, you need to go outside. It's a beautiful day. The sun is shining and the birds are singing. Turn off your computer and go outside. There are women everywhere eagerly waiting to meet me and strange bedfellows eagerly waiting to meet you, I'm sure.
Yet, here you are posting your misery online for all to see how sad your little life is. I have to go. I'll respond to your tired, one liners later. Have fun with your bad self.
Bye
Now, what does that mean, in English. Perhaps, had you inserted some correct punctuation, I could understand your meaning and even chuckle with your humor, but reading you is akin to reading a soda label.
I remember you, now. You were at Oxford, when I was there for my fellowship.
You were the janitor, the miserable strange fellow that always had the habit of picking his underwear out of his ass. Hey, that's what you get for wearing a thong under your overalls.
"Why anyone would name themselves after KYB jelly is beyond me. Strange, very strange."
Quoted for the purpose of illustrating inappropriate and quite appalling overuse of the humble comma within the context of casual forum posts.
'e's 'avin' a bubble, ain't 'e?