Scouries/GrandPoohBah/DoucheBagarinno

Now that you made a mess of the King's English, maybe you could write what you wrote in the proper Queen's English, so that I can understand what the Hell you wrote...mate."

And after writing that garble, how you have the nerve to bash anyone's writing is beyond me.

You are rather illiterate, aren't you?

Are you that stupid to think that anyone here handed me my head or are your reading comprehension and interpretation skills that lacking?

Seriously, if you think anyone got the better of me, you are delusional.

Listen, instead of writing things without thinking them through, maybe you should give some thought to what you write, before you write it. Too often, you make an ass of yourself.

Unlike me, because I have creative talent, I don't have to think. It just pours out of me.

What you do, as do so many others here, which is why you have tens of thousands of posts, is that you write the same one liners over and again.

Can you imagine how many posts I'd have if I separated all my retorts to one line, instead of paragraphs.

Well, I dare say, that I'd have over a million posts, by now.

Only, for what purpose? My purpose here is to write stories. Your purpose here is to socialize.

Seriously, you need to go outside. It's a beautiful day. The sun is shining and the birds are singing. Turn off your computer and go outside. There are women everywhere eagerly waiting to meet me and strange bedfellows eagerly waiting to meet you, I'm sure.

Yet, here you are posting your misery online for all to see how sad your little life is. I have to go. I'll respond to your tired, one liners later. Have fun with your bad self.

Bye :)

Now, what does that mean, in English. Perhaps, had you inserted some correct punctuation, I could understand your meaning and even chuckle with your humor, but reading you is akin to reading a soda label.

I remember you, now. You were at Oxford, when I was there for my fellowship.

You were the janitor, the miserable strange fellow that always had the habit of picking his underwear out of his ass. Hey, that's what you get for wearing a thong under your overalls.

"Why anyone would name themselves after KYB jelly is beyond me. Strange, very strange."

Quoted for the purpose of illustrating inappropriate and quite appalling overuse of the humble comma within the context of casual forum posts.

'e's 'avin' a bubble, ain't 'e?
 
Quoted for the purpose of illustrating inappropriate and quite appalling overuse of the humble comma within the context of casual forum posts.

'e's 'avin' a bubble, ain't 'e?

the fucker stole all my commas! that's why I can't use them!

More gratuitous !!!!!!
 
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Good morning Dixie! I just hope you had a wonderful weekend. And I’m pretty sure you did giving what you were reading.

I’m sure the boss will be happy to read the comment you sent him on his Nun story. He won’t be back until tonight but he certainly appreciates it when a member of the reading public, especially a member of his fan club like you, sends such nice comments.

Did you by any chance get started on your Summer Lovin Contest entry? I’m sure you were inspired by mr scouries words. Have a good week,


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Gabrielle L.
President
Association of Independent Readers
Miami Beach, Florida
 
Good morning Dixie! I just hope you had a wonderful weekend. And I’m pretty sure you did giving what you were reading.

I’m sure the boss will be happy to read the comment you sent him on his Nun story. He won’t be back until tonight but he certainly appreciates it when a member of the reading public, especially a member of his fan club like you, sends such nice comments.

Did you by any chance get started on your Summer Lovin Contest entry? I’m sure you were inspired by mr scouries words. Have a good week,

That was pretty meh.
 
what was it all about?

interesting in its way but i'm not sure who pissed off who and why.

could somebody re-cap?
 
interesting in its way but i'm not sure who pissed off who and why.

could somebody re-cap?

Sure. See, the Star-Bell Sneetches had bellies with stars. The Plain-Belly Sneetches had none upon thars. Those stars weren’t so big. They were really so small. You might think such a thing wouldn’t matter at all...
 
But, because they had stars, all the Star-Belly Sneetches
Would brag, “We’re the best kind of Sneetch on the beaches.”
With their snoots in the air, they would sniff and they’d snort
“We’ll have nothing to do with the Plain-Belly sort!”

:D
 
thanks

that's a lot clearer thanks.

are there sides one can join?
 
well paul c...

Well sir, if you’ve made a minimum of 20,000 posts, have a minimum of three ALTS that combined have made at least 10,000 posts, haven’t written a story in over 5 years, and generally reside in GB land, then I’d suggest you join the dixie/mark/rory/misshick/byron/bananaboy/kybele side. Mind you they’re losers.

If instead you’d like to see this site grow and improve, then I’d suggest you join with three of LITEROTICA’S most famous authors in their quest. Three brave and righteous souls battling yesterdays people.

Join them and the millions of members in the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.) as they challenge tyranny old thoughts!

Welcome sir!

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Gabrielle L.
President
Association of Independent Readers
Miami Beach, Florida
 
improvement and growth

i feel i have contributed to this sites improvement and growth already over the years.

but it is right that the young should take up the torch in turn.

just make this a place where all are welcome even if their views differ from your own.

back into my box now.
 
But, because they had stars, all the Star-Belly Sneetches
Would brag, “We’re the best kind of Sneetch on the beaches.”
With their snoots in the air, they would sniff and they’d snort
“We’ll have nothing to do with the Plain-Belly sort!”

:D

All that story needs is Gulliver.
 
Well sir, if you’ve made a minimum of 20,000 posts, have a minimum of three ALTS that combined have made at least 10,000 posts, haven’t written a story in over 5 years, and generally reside in GB land, then I’d suggest you join the dixie/mark/rory/misshick/byron/bananaboy/kybele side. Mind you they’re losers.

If instead you’d like to see this site grow and improve, then I’d suggest you join with three of LITEROTICA’S most famous authors in their quest. Three brave and righteous souls battling yesterdays people.

Join them and the millions of members in the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.) as they challenge tyranny old thoughts!

Welcome sir!

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Gabrielle L.
President
Association of Independent Readers
Miami Beach, Florida

The GB is full of trolls/alts.
 
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