Secret Crush Service and Matchmaking Support

[Wriggle]

It's a square?

Cylinder

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Ok then, @OrdinaryPerson
Sort me out a lovely lady.
Prove you can to better than Bry

You have lots of lovely lady friends already. Is there a particular lady you have been fancing but have been too nervous to PM? Besides me of course, since it would be highly unethical of me to host and participate myself.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Can you just PM me directly next time instead of the public callout?

That wasn't a public call out for you. You have already been paired with @hotwords229_A (are you tired of being tagged for hot boy anal yet?)

PM me if you have a crush that's not Hotwords.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

PM me if you have a crush that's not Hotwords.

Why have rump roast when I can have filet?

 

[lavendersilk]

Why have rump roast when I can have filet?

Are you calling @hotwords229_A a rump or a filet?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Why have rump roast when I can have filet?

Because if you have the time to care for your rump, it can be warm, comforting, and just what you need on a cold winter's night. Don't discount the less flashy, inexpensive cuts.

 

[Qky75]

Because if you have the time to care for your rump, it can be warm, comforting, and just what you need on a cold winter's night. Don't discount the less flashy, inexpensive cuts.

Now she insinuates his cuts aren't flashy and are rather cheap. I don't know if I like the change in management around here. It's ok bub we think your rump is flashy and boozhie

 

[UnquietDreams]

Only in this version there's a 13 inch bath toy suctioned to the seat?

And it looks like a dragon!

 

[Wriggle]

You have lots of lovely lady friends already. Is there a particular lady you have been fancing but have been too nervous to PM? Besides me of course, since it would be highly unethical of me to host and participate myself.

I am the king of the friend zone.

And it's you who is too nervous and shy to PM me

And I have no idea which ladies are attached these days.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Now she insinuates his cuts aren't flashy and are rather cheap. I don't know if I like the change in management around here. It's ok bub we think your rump is flashy and boozhie

How dare you accuse me of this when everyone knows Deefault is a prime fancy steak house meal. I'm telling him he doesn't need to always be paired with a Michelin star place. That hole in the wall girl might just be what he needs.

And... you'll regret this when Bry comes back and you get an out of control thread with bad advice.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Don't discount the less flashy, inexpensive cuts.

My circumcision was very expensive, I assure you.

 

[Qky75]

... you'll regret this when Bry comes back and you get an out of control thread with bad advice.

How many threads have had this exact phrase?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I am the king of the friend zone.

And it's you who is too nervous and shy to PM me

I do love to admire my crushes from afar.

And I have no idea which ladies are attached these days.

I'm very attached. To my clit sucker. We are very happy together.

If there is someone else, you are curious about... I have no idea either. But I will ask for you.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

How many threads have had this exact phrase?

how many threads has Bry started?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

My circumcision was very expensive, I assure you.

I always thought you were Canadian. Now I know you're just a sucker paying for your own circumcisions like the rest of us.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I always thought you were Canadian. Now I know you're just a sucker paying for your own circumcisions like the rest of us.

Canadian! How dare you. I am Red, White and Blue all the way, baby!
And I didn’t pay for my circumcision, the hospital waived the tremendous fee due to having the chance to work on such a piece of art.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Canadian! How dare you. I am Red, White and Blue all the way, baby!
And I didn’t pay for my circumcision, the hospital waived the tremendous fee due to having the chance to work on such a piece of art.

Which museum can I find your foreskin displayed at?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I always thought you were Canadian. Now I know you're just a sucker paying for your own circumcisions like the rest of us.

Owww...

"What did you get for Christmas?"

"Circumcised."

 

[UnquietDreams]

Canadian! How dare you. I am Red, White and Blue all the way, baby!
And I didn’t pay for my circumcision, the hospital waived the tremendous fee due to having the chance to work on such a piece of art.

My hospital was apparently over worked and just skipped it entirely.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Owww...

"What did you get for Christmas?"

"Circumcised."

My dick was just too big and heavy for me to carry around all day intact.

 

[Apisto42]

That hole in the wall girl might just be what he needs.

FIFY

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

FIFY

Thank God you're here. I was about to reply to my own post if no one commented on the hole in the wall.

 

[Apisto42]

Thank God you're here. I was about to reply to my own post if no one commented on the hole in the wall.

I got you boo.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Which museum can I find your foreskin displayed at?

They use it cover this when it rains.
(Unfortunately, that picture is to scale).

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

They use it cover this when it rains.
(Unfortunately, that picture is to scale).

You're lucky I'm on my laptop