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[Qky75]

You're lucky I'm on my laptop

If he's being accurate, I'm not sure you could fit on his laptop...

 

[TomTeacher19]

I did not know about this threads existence until right now.

It does explain why I have been getting so many PMs.

Okay, well the first sentence there was true. And it's been a fun read. Thanks for that.

Good luck to all the crushes and crushees and crushers and crusheds.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Owww...

"What did you get for Christmas?"

"Circumcised."

I thought that was for Hanukkah.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

That hole in the wall girl might just be what he needs.

 

[Apisto42]

They use it cover this when it rains.
(Unfortunately, that picture is to scale).

I just had mine made into a wallet. Nice thing is that I can just rub it and I’ve got a carry on suitcase…