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[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’ll pop it up on OnlyMoms

You’ve really got me thinking about this now
So you know how they have those double sided dildos? I bet a clone would be the best person to get the right rhythm with one of those… just a thought

Yeah…that did it…

 

[morelikeasong]

You might be right... I thought @OrdinaryPerson or @crazychemgirl would be the best to get your rhythm synced. Darn, if only there were a way to test this hypothesis. For science, of course

 

[Indie]

Oh hush. You'll be fine.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I'm always down for a good experiment. And we won't even have to figure out how to copy ourselves

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Oh hush. You'll be fine.

You're here!!!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I'm always down for a good experiment. And we won't even have to figure out how to copy ourselves

But, how much better would it be if we did?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I feel like this would make for an epic thread. Masturbation races

 

[Indie]

You're here!!!

Hi.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Shouldnt both of you cum at the exact same time because you're perfect copies of each other?

Also, this assumes a perfectly equal stimuli to both parties which is almost impossible to achieve

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Hi.

Okay fine. I see you're as excited as I am to see you

And now that you have arrived, I have to go dinner of course

 

[Indie]

Also, this assumes a perfectly equal stimuli to both parties which is almost impossible to achieve

Two Defaults? So one for me? And the other... for me?

 

[Indie]

Okay fine. I see you're as excited as I am to see you

And now that you have arrived, I have to go dinner of course

I mean. We talked for an hour earlier. I got my fill.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Two Defaults? So one for me? And the other... for me?

@OrdinaryPerson very much a Sophie's Choice situation, but I'd like to change my answer from TNT to Indie. I know what I'm about.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I feel like this would make for an epic thread. Masturbation races

We could have multiple races a day…meat…beat…heats….

I’ll see myself out now.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

We could have multiple races a day…meat…beat…heats….

God, I love rhyming. And alliteration. That wasn't present here but I still love it

I’ll see myself out now.

DON'T!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Okay fine. I see you're as excited as I am to see you

And now that you have arrived, I have to go dinner of course

I mean. We talked for an hour earlier. I got my fill.

When you two play-fight my heart-rate increases and I kinda like it

 

[Indie]

When you two play-fight my heart-rate increases and I kinda like it

Who says I'm playing?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Who says I'm playing?

Logic and years of history

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Two Defaults? So one for me? And the other... for me?

You can have one but the other one and I got races to uhmm stroke? Really what’s the appropriate verb!

 

[Indie]

You can have one but the other one and I got races to uhmm stroke? Really what’s the appropriate verb!

You, me, and Default? Where do I sign up?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You can have one but the other one and I got races to uhmm stroke? Really what’s the appropriate verb!

For the 2nd time in my life I wish there was three of me

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You, me, and Default? Where do I sign up?

There's a sign in sheet next to the disco

 

[Indie]

For the 2nd time in my life I wish there was three of me

I can share

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You, me, and Default? Where do I sign up?

You can join the races I guess but I think that gives us an unfair advantage tbh.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You can join the races I guess but I think that gives us an unfair advantage tbh.

It's like I've been training for this my whole life