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[deefalttwunnyfor]

You might as well give me the gold, silver, bronze and platinum medals for endurance right now. Expecting Wheaties to call with endorsement offers any moment now…

Unrelated, but does anyone have any viagra they aren't going to use?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You might as well give me the gold, silver, bronze and platinum medals for endurance right now. Expecting Wheaties to call with endorsement offers any moment now…

I legit contemplated tagging you for endurance but then thought I’d let you volunteer yourself. You’re on my team though .

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I legit contemplated tagging you for endurance but then thought I’d let you volunteer yourself. You’re on my team though .

Monkey’s Maniacs

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Monkey’s Maniacs

Hey, if I’m carrying the team with dozens of Os, shouldn’t it be Kitty’s Cumsluts?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hey, if I’m carrying the team with dozens of Os, shouldn’t it be Kitty’s Cumsluts?

Maybe if you’d said Kumslut’s. But you didn’t so no.

 

[Bry1313]

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We could have teams for the Wack-A-lympics. Have different events, Speed (I am a ️), endurance, whacking to the weirdest shit.

I was just talking about that cartoon last week! Do you have a bug in my car?

 

[Wriggle]

She claimed that their voices together would give me an erection.

Will yours?

 

[Bry1313]

She claimed that their voices together would give me an erection.

Will yours?

Obvi

 

[Wriggle]

@Wriggle

Someone is anonymously sad that they weren’t part of your designed 3some

@bry

 

[Bry1313]

@bry

I’m not at liberty to say

 

[Wriggle]

I was going to send @crazychemgirl a message to ask people: if they had a clone would they bone it? I mean we all masturbate, right? So that's sex with yourself in a way. If there was another corporeal form, would you do stuff with it?

I'd totally fuck clone wriggle.
Not as a narcissist - but because that guy is sexy, handsome, and kinky as fuck.

He even uses the Oxford comma

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I was just talking about that cartoon last week! Do you have a bug in my car?

 

[Wriggle]

I have scoured this thread for pages since my threesome proposition - and I haven't been given a price yet ...