Sex At The Grocery Store

[Darkknight2010]

I need to shop where y'all are. I just have a bunch of septugenarians at my grocery store.

Hey, any love for a 5' 8" guy who cooks?

 

[Cratchit]

as a matter of fact, my week is free, naughty

 

[NaughtyLil1]

I need to shop where y'all are. I just have a bunch of septugenarians at my grocery store.

Hey, any love for a 5' 8" guy who cooks?

There's nothing sexier than a man in the kitchen. Hubba bubba!

 

[Darkknight2010]

There's nothing sexier than a man in the kitchen. Hubba bubba!

First reason I learned to cook; it was a LOT of fun.

Second reason is I swore I woudln't live out of a box of mac and cheese.

THIRD REASON... it's a great first date.

 

[NaughtyLil1]

First reason I learned to cook; it was a LOT of fun.

Second reason is I swore I woudln't live out of a box of mac and cheese.

THIRD REASON... it's a great first date.

I'm not sure why, but a lot of my naughty thoughts involve the kitchen and food.

 

[ewopper]

The produce section can simply be orgasmic. I know other shoppers thing I'm out of my mind. I stand there with a red face and a shit-eating grin while I run my hands over the zucchini. lol

I'll never look at the produce section the same again

 

[NaughtyLil1]

I'll never look at the produce section the same again

Haven't you ever picked up an orange and gently squeezed it? When you did, can you honestly say you didn't have a fleeting thought of caressing something else?

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

Haven't you ever picked up an orange and gently squeezed it? When you did, can you honestly say you didn't have a fleeting thought of caressing something else?

Well aren't you a peach!

 

[NaughtyLil1]

Well aren't you a peach!

No. I'm like a yellow delicious.

 

[Guest]

 

[Lil_dude]

I will never look at grocery shopping the same again...and those ladies in short skirts better be a little more careful...lol

 

[NaughtyLil1]

One for the ladies: how would a peeled ear of corn on the cob work out ?(not cooked of course)

Hmmm...I've never thought about that. The texture might be good.

I will never look at grocery shopping the same again...and those ladies in short skirts better be a little more careful...lol

Ha! I'm just here to plant seedy little suggestions in hopes of making your shopping experience more enjoyable.

 

[Guest]

 

[kidspider]

Have you ever been down that aisle?

Yes I have and I have plans for more

 

[NaughtyLil1]

That's what I'm talking about.

Yummy!​

 

[Quoll]

One for the ladies: how would a peeled ear of corn on the cob work out ?(not cooked of course)

Just so long as you get the right type of corn.

 

[Guest]

 

[NaughtyLil1]

I guess a little oil and some heat is all it takes.

Ha! That inspired a very strange visual.

 

[goodolbloke]

Did you get her phone number?


I love daydreaming while I’m grocery shopping. I mean, what else is there to do?

One of my favorites is of me shopping in a short, skimpy skirt with no panties. I’m reaching for something off the top shelf; I can’t quite reach it and I’m stretching as far as I can, knowing my ass is showing. All of sudden, someone slips up close behind me. I can feel his breath on my neck. One hand slowly slides up my skirt while the other reaches around and grabs what I need off the shelf. I manage to stammer out a thank you and then he’s gone.

I always shop with a smile on my face.

You need to come to my store, would definatly break up the monotony of my work day. Though I don't think I could just up and leave, mind if I stick around and give you a more personal help? We are the friendliest store in town, won't be content til your fully satisfied.

 

[NaughtyLil1]

You need to come to my store, would definatly break up the monotony of my work day. Though I don't think I could just up and leave, mind if I stick around and give you a more personal help? We are the friendliest store in town, won't be content til your fully satisfied.

Oh, one of those full service grocery stores, huh? I'd like that.

 

[storymannnn]

In the kitchen

Do you like arm around you while you are cooking! I like to nead test the melons while you are cooking! Love it!

 

[HappyMisha]

Sex at the grocery store...

Have you ever been down that aisle?

There's this one guy who works at the grocery store I religiously go to every week (I'll find any excuse to go more than once a week!).

He's so hot... I pray to Gosh he doesn't serve me at the Deli Counter (coz then I blush like a schoolgirl). I know nothing will ever happen, all I do is stare at him like a pathetic moron... but oh how sometimes I wish he'd follow me down to the garage... just once...

*sigh*

 

[NaughtyLil1]

Do you like arm around you while you are cooking! I like to nead test the melons while you are cooking! Love it!

I've never had an arm around me while cooking, but it sounds kind of nice.

There's this one guy who works at the grocery store I religiously go to every week (I'll find any excuse to go more than once a week!).

He's so hot... I pray to Gosh he doesn't serve me at the Deli Counter (coz then I blush like a schoolgirl). I know nothing will ever happen, all I do is stare at him like a pathetic moron... but oh how sometimes I wish he'd follow me down to the garage... just once...

*sigh*

Have him help you find something or give him a wink to see if you can get his attention. Go for it!

 

[cndallas]

I've never had an arm around me while cooking, but it sounds kind of nice.

I can solve that and I promise it would be.

 

[Guest]