Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I've been on a boat on the Thames. There may have been prosecco

Are you paranoid yet?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Are you paranoid yet?

I mean. I wasn't....

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I mean. I wasn't....

Paranoia
Paranoia
Dormez vous
Dormez vous

Wait that’s not right

 

[Apisto42]

Rude.

Did you ever watch Miranda? Because every time you post “rude” I see her in my head saying that.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I've been on a boat on the Thames. There may have been prosecco

Are boat captains on the Thames required to start every voyage saying

“And this also, has been one of the dark places of the earth.”

If not, they should be.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Rude.

Don't be so down I yourself. I find you delightful.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Are boat captains on the Thames required to start every voyage saying

“And this also, has been one of the dark places of the earth.”

If not, they should be.

If I never loved you before, I do now.

And I did. And I do.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Lumpia.

Really good lumpia.

 

[Alfie71]

Rude.

Wand3r, you know I can’t wait to have you on my boat. The septics here will never understand you like us Londoners do.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Lumpia

Lumpia.

Really good lumpia.

Did I replant this seed?

 

[Alfie71]

Are boat captains on the Thames required to start every voyage saying

“And this also, has been one of the dark places of the earth.”

If not, they should be.

Probably, although they can often be heard to exclaim that they love the smell of diesel in the morning.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Wand3r, you know I can’t wait to have you on my boat. The septics here will never understand you like us Londoners do.

Ohnoes, not the Cockney rhyming slang!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Probably, although they can often be heard to exclaim that they love the smell of diesel in the morning.

Mmmm diesel.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Wand3r, you know I can’t wait to have you on my boat. The septics here will never understand you like us Londoners do.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I've been on a boat on the Thames. There may have been prosecco

I’m so jealous

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ohnoes, not the Cockney rhyming slang!

However shal we break this incredibly complex linguistic code?

It seems to be very rude to one of the New York baseball teams.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’m so jealous

I'm jealous of the boat she was on, myself...

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm jealous of the boat she was on, myself...

So… you want to give her a ride… we understand.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I just danced with a local woman. I seem to be in a knockoff Hallmark movie.

She was very sweet, though.

 

[UnquietDreams]

So… you want to give her a ride… we understand.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I just danced with a local woman. I seem to be in a knockoff Hallmark movie.

She was very sweet, though.

Does she need help winning the autumn carnival to save her family farm?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Does she need help winning the autumn carnival to save her family farm?

I bet she's a baker, and needs his winning lavender syrup!!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Does she need help winning the autumn carnival to save her family farm?

I bet she's a baker, and needs his winning lavender syrup!!

Well, she just drove off on the commercial break, so apparently I'm an featured extra.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Well, she just drove off on the commercial break, so apparently I'm an featured extra.

Well fuck that ...

 

[BrendaBear]

Well fuck that ...

I kind of think he wanted to.