Sex & Shenanigans

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Vegetables as desserts. Fuck. Off.

No carrot cake then?

 

[crazychemgirl]

The marshmallows.

No, no, no no.

You don’t like marshmallows?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

No carrot cake then?

Carrot cake exists because people didn’t always have sugar. We have sugar now. Just saying,

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Carrot cake exists because people didn’t always have sugar. We have sugar now. Just saying,

An excellently prepared carrot cake is still delicious. I'd rather have that than a chocolate cake 90% of the time.

 

[Wand3rlust]

No carrot cake then?

No! Weird.

 

[Wand3rlust]

An excellently prepared carrot cake is still delicious. I'd rather have that than a chocolate cake 90% of the time.

I don't trust you.

*eyes you suspiciously*

 

[crazychemgirl]

An excellently prepared carrot cake is still delicious. I'd rather have that than a chocolate cake 90% of the time.

The spices and the CREAM CHEESE ICING / FROSTING

I would snort cream cheese frosting off some very suspicious places.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

An excellently prepared carrot cake is still

Carrot cake.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Carrot cake.

I've always liked you.

 

[Wand3rlust]

The spices and the CREAM CHEESE ICING / FROSTING

I would snort cream cheese frosting off some very suspicious places.

Butter icing > cream cheese

 

[Qky75]

As a brit who has been lucky enough to try this horrific monstrosity, it's perfect. Nothing but delight in every bite

How am I to trust the palate of a people raised on jellied eel and blood pudding?!?

 

[deft]

How am I to trust the palette of a people raised on jellied eel and blood pudding?!?

...and who know how to spell "palate"?

 

[Qky75]

...and who know how to spell "palate"?

I actually put that spelling first and then had second thoughts lmao I didn't say I was brilliant

 

[Kraken_96]

How am I to trust the palette of a people raised on jellied eel and blood pudding?!?

Jellied eel may be before my time but blood/black pudding is one of the richest flavours we've been gifted!

Best fried up and sprinkled over a white sauce/egg pasta dish like carbonara

 

[Qky75]

Sitting in a McDonald's getting some ice for my foot...( Story for another time)

So I'm sitting there when in walks The three obese Americans...I know it's difficult to imagine this at a McDonald's.

It was the pudgy toddler singing, " hello fat mommy.... " Followed by her death glare.

What did you say?

(Apparently the second verse)

Hello fat daddy ...

I. Can't. Breathe

 

[BrendaBear]

How am I to trust the palate of a people raised on jellied eel and blood pudding?!?

I don't see the connection with jellied eel? That sounds kind of awful... and if you bleed in your pudding, something is wrong with your preparation steps...

*giggling away as I head out*

Edit: I just noticed he fixed the spelling before I posted my quote... this is just dumb now.

 

[Qky75]

I don't see the connection with jellied eel? That sounds kind of awful... and if you bleed in your pudding, something is wrong with your preparation steps...

*giggling away as I head out

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?!

 

[hotoldrguy]

I don’t think I’ve ever had sweet potato pie …. Is that the thing with marshmallows the yanks make at Thanksgiving?

Worst pie I have ever tasted:

Shoofly Pie​

 

[Qky75]

Worst pie I have ever tasted:

Shoofly Pie​

Beats button fly....ermm never mind

 

[BrendaBear]

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?!

 

[hotoldrguy]

Jellied eel may be before my time but blood/black pudding is one of the richest flavours we've been gifted!

Best fried up and sprinkled over a white sauce/egg pasta dish like carbonara

I do not understand the Brits calling things pudding that are not desserts....

 

[Mrtenant]

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?!

Bloomer pudding.

You can have yours with meat if you like. I prefer without meat.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Vegetables as desserts. Fuck. Off.

So no carrot cake for you. Got it. Dammit, MMA beat me to it.

Wait, isn't rhubarb crumble a thing over there?

 

[hotoldrguy]

Bloomer pudding.

You can have yours with meat if you like. I prefer without meat.

Had to Google it, but it looks good. I would not do the meat version though.

 

[UnquietDreams]

The spices and the CREAM CHEESE ICING / FROSTING

I would snort cream cheese frosting off some very suspicious places.

Well, spice cake exists without the confusing root vegetable.