Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

I don't think it matters ....
JMOT

This is how you can tell a true horror girlie from a non-horror girlie

 

[BrendaBear]

And now my wife is telling me that since she got a present for me, she's also getting a present for herself... her tattoo shop is doing a flash sale tonight, so she's going to get some Friday the 13th after work. Never mind that her present for me was to get me out of the house so she and her friends could have it to themselves tomorrow... this feels like 1 present for me, 2 presents for her. I need another present...

 

[crazychemgirl]

And now my wife is telling me that since she got a present for me, she's also getting a present for herself... her tattoo shop is doing a flash sale tonight, so she's going to get some Friday the 13th after work. Never mind that her present for me was to get me out of the house so she and her friends could have it to themselves tomorrow... this feels like 1 present for me, 2 presents for her. I need another present...

I think her logic is flawless.

 

[BrendaBear]

I think her logic is flawless.

Right? She sounds totally brilliant to me.

 

[Qky75]

And now my wife is telling me that since she got a present for me, she's also getting a present for herself... her tattoo shop is doing a flash sale tonight, so she's going to get some Friday the 13th after work. Never mind that her present for me was to get me out of the house so she and her friends could have it to themselves tomorrow... this feels like 1 present for me, 2 presents for her. I need another present...

Might call your buddies and see if one of them mysteriously has the flu or isn't answering.....could be 3 gifts to your one.

 

[Qky75]

llllLLETS GET READY TO RUMMMMMBLLLLLE

 

[UnquietDreams]

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[UnquietDreams]

I have questions .... Please.

Just any fish??



This seems common, no?

Again... Which fish?

Butterfish.

 

[UnquietDreams]

And now my wife is telling me that since she got a present for me, she's also getting a present for herself... her tattoo shop is doing a flash sale tonight, so she's going to get some Friday the 13th after work. Never mind that her present for me was to get me out of the house so she and her friends could have it to themselves tomorrow... this feels like 1 present for me, 2 presents for her. I need another present...

Blow job. You earned it.

 

[BrendaBear]

Butterfish.

I'm so confused is that seafood or a dairy product?

*runs out of the room giggling... even though I have absolutely no idea what that is*

 

[Qky75]

I'm so confused is that seafood or a dairy product?

*runs out of the room giggling... even though I have absolutely no idea what that is*

Scroll..... Or Google. or giggle and carry on lol

 

[Secretintoelderly]

Ive seen it in real time now... don't mess with crazychemgirl

 

[Qky75]

Ive seen it in real time now... don't mess with crazychemgirl

Dude you should hear how she plays trivia at gunpoint ....

 

[Secretintoelderly]

God I'm so freaking bored tonight....

AAAAAAAHHHH!

Ok, enough complaining!

 

[Apisto42]

I have a coffee mug that says that about my cat and I

Yeah, but everyone knows that cats talk shit about everyone. Including you.

 

[Great_Scot]

God I'm so freaking bored tonight....

AAAAAAAHHHH!

Ok, enough complaining!

Start a fight?

 

[Secretintoelderly]

Start a fight?

Not much of a fighter here

 

[Apisto42]

Start a fight?

The Scottish are just there to lose to the British.

 

[Great_Scot]

The Scottish are just there to lose to the British.

Nice try

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yeah, but everyone knows that cats talk shit about everyone. Including you.

Cats are shady AF and we all know ift

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m glad he removed his post.

 

[Secretintoelderly]

A cat-discussion, always nice

 

[crazychemgirl]

Who’s watching Friday the 13th Part 2 and has butter chicken poutine on order?

I’ll give you 3 guesses but you’ll only need one.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Why were super jacked up trucks all the rage in the 80s … this movie, back to the future, etc

 

[BrendaBear]

Why were super jacked up trucks all the rage in the 80s … this movie, back to the future, etc

I wondered that even then. But I'm someone that always admired performance, and didn't care about looks.... so there's that...