Sex & Shenanigans

Scary clowns can fuck right off. I’m not a fan of regular clowns either.
This really cracked me up!

I have been by the clown motel in Tonopah Nevada several times. You know, the one right next to the f-ing cemetery?

Talk about a psychopath…

When you drive by… I swear the creepyness even oozes out into the roadway… into the car. 100+ degree wearher, and shivers go down my spine driving by that place.

@crazychemgirl , you need to stay there. Here’s the link, so you can make your reservation! You know, in case it fills up with other crazy people…. https://www.theclownmotelusa.com/

🤣🤣🤣🤣💋💋
 
Today waiting for my mechanic to finish, I nursed a coffee and tried unsuccessfully to ignore the 20something BASIC girls closeby:

Drone: Did you find it omg please tell me you did!
Queen: ugh yass I found the tickets. I would have killed myself if they were lost.


WTAF?!?!?

Drone: oh! Don't forget we need to stop by the overpriced dept store. There's a pair of shoes I rilly rilly wanted for weeks on sale!

Queen: oooooh no no no not those....

Drone: yeah, I was thinking about not getting them
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Didn't you just say.....why are you taking shoe advice from a bitch willing to end her life over. tickets?!?!?
 
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