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Yeah, Dawn was angry wanking too.Double f-bomb with some shit inbetween. Serious stuff there.
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dawn_of_night
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Fucking fucks.
That's all.
Pull my hair a little, smack my ass a couple times, maybe a few rounds of orgasms and then some cuddles and done....
I just want some angry dick.
That's all.
Pull my hair a little, smack my ass a couple times, maybe a few rounds of orgasms and then some cuddles and done....
BrendaBear
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Right? Is that so much to ask?Fucking fucks.
I just want some angry dick.
That's all.
Pull my hair a little, smack my ass a couple times, maybe a few rounds of orgasms and then some cuddles and done....
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Facials are infinitely better while wearing glasses. Less risk of it getting in your eyes! As long as they don’t get it in my hair, we’re goodI have never had a facial… but I am so with you on clowns… if it was possible for someone to have everything that makes me all hot and bothered and makes me weak…. And that person was a clown? I am so fucking out of there!
Wait, why the fuck would you use a KNIFE to eat SPAGHETTI?!?
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I'm home. Wings prophecy fulfilled.
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I was kind of hoping this would end with you finding your house full of drunken, passed out women, bags of Doritos and a stack of rom-com DVDs scattered about.
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Nope... Not on my face... In my hair, on my lips... Nope. Nope. Nope...
Now, of you want me to swallow... Get it past my tongue... And I'll treat you to a trip to tonsil town...
Uh. Duh. So I can cut it up into bite sized pieces, that way it isn't long enough to touch my face or cheeks when I eat....
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Steampunk goggles, yeah??
oh! I know this one. You distract it with a knife, so you can sneak up behind it more easily. Makes for a cleaner kill
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Umm... all those rom-com DVD's are mine...
dawn_of_night
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Never thought about that, that would be kinda fun....
But don't get any one me!
Uhm. Ok.oh! I know this one. You distract it with a knife, so you can sneak up behind it more easily. Makes for a cleaner kill
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Nightbird
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I like it I think it looks good
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Awesome, it looks great!
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No … fries with bacon, sour cream, cheese curds and cheese sauce
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I just came...
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Nonono. All kinds of no! That’s psychopath behavior! Breaking the spaghetti before cooking is bad enough, but cutting it with a knife is just so wrong, and kinda ridiculousNope... Not on my face... In my hair, on my lips... Nope. Nope. Nope...
Now, of you want me to swallow... Get it past my tongue... And I'll treat you to a trip to tonsil town...
Uh. Duh. So I can cut it up into bite sized pieces, that way it isn't long enough to touch my face or cheeks when I eat....
Especially when vermicelli exists! Or…y’know…you could always eat Spaghetti O’s 
I mean…sure, if that’s what you’re into…
Pretty sure I’ve seen that as a maternity costume. Avocado pits aren’t supposed to be hairy
Bbl87
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@crazychemgirl You'd probably like horseshoes, which are a big thing where I grew up. Under all that is a meat of your choice on top of Texas toast. 
Nightbird
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That cheese looks suspect..@crazychemgirl You'd probably like horseshoes, which are a big thing where I grew up. Under all that is a meat of your choice on top of Texas toast.
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Bbl87
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Oh, the cheese is the best part. That particular one is probably the place with the best horseshoes in the state, and it's all because of their cheese sauce. They make it homemade unlike most places. It comes out thinner than your typical nacho cheese, but that's a good thing with the way the sandwich is.
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Poutine is supposed to have Cheese Curds..
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