Sex & Shenanigans

I love that film! But I can't remember Sadako being in it? There was some japanese style girl-monster but it wasn't her, was it?
No, just a nice Japanese ghost based on her (everything was an expy of something else). I am just worrying that you would have a bunch of kids turn you into a happy frog through the power of love.
 
I have a friend with a very similar one! But hers starts a little further up her forearm, not right by the wrist. It’s really pretty!
Mine probably will be closer up the arm a bit…. I also wanna add roots that go onto my hand with little spiders.

And a Sasquatch in the woods maybe.

And some crows.

Maybe a Jason mask in the dirt.
 
What are you applying for?

I will be happy to interview you.
Come, take a seat.
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Thank you. That looks comfy.

Well. Its like this. Uhm, you know, to participate in various shenanigans-related activity. I don't want to butt in where I shouldn't. As you know from other threads, I'm shy and retiring.

(I AM TOO!)
 
If you could turn into any horror-themed create … what would it be and why?
Okay, second choice, because being an evil overlord is a lot of work, and you would have to spend so much time keeping tabs on The Trashcan Man.

I have always been a vampire fanboy, ever since I was a kid. (I was in Dracula in high school. Of course, I ended up as Renfield. I have no sexy.) But which version? BookDracula is nothing but a rapist and monster. Most vampires seem to need to kill their prey, and that would really kick in my existential issues. Not gonna spend a hundred years feeding on rats, thank you, Angel. So I would go with Energy Vampire from the TV version of What We Do In the Shadows. Colin Robinson for the win.

You are a day walker, so you can be a vampire at brunch.
You don't have most of the weaknesses, like holy water and God.
Okay, you can't turn into a bat, but Staten Island has an excellent public transportation system (as does Portland).
And you feed by either enraging people or boring them with meaningless stories and random boring facts, and I do that here already, so this way I get to survive off of it. I could be a boring Creature of the Night. And Day.
 
As you know from other threads, I'm shy

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Still, feel free to butt in all you want 😜😘
 
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