Sex & Shenanigans

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Now that’s sexy

I would love to go to town on those right about now

 

[37_ttej]

Don’t externalized internal monologue shame him! (Or uhmm anyone else who errr does this in the regular)

*sigh*
As usual, Jett is late to the party.
Curses on the time zone disparity.
It’s hard to keep up with this thread when you’re so far ahead.
Hey that rhymes. Cool.
He wonders whether he may be occasionally guilty of externalising internal monologue.
And whether it’s worth replying to Monkey’s post in jest.
Probably not.
It’s a lot of effort and is anyone going to really appreciate the delicately crafted satire?
Again, probably not.
They’re all too busy rubbing their boobs.
Hmm.
*gives his man boob a little fondle*
Yeah, not really feeling it.
*sigh*

 

[dawn_of_night]

Hmm.
*gives his man boob a little fondle*
Yeah, not really feeling it.
*sigh*

Want help?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Hmmm. Tempting, but maybe a bit dehydrating for a guy. And messy

Library man!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I would love to go to town on those right about now

I'm imagining your dexterous tongue

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I'm imagining your dexterous tongue

I can almost touch the underside of my chin!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm imagining your dexterous tongue

 

[dawn_of_night]

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I'm sorry... This made me *snicker*

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Things to keep in mind going into the weekend:

 

[vagrantx]

I'm imagining your dexterous tongue

rawr

 

[Bbl87]

rawr

 

[LupineOne]

rawr

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good morning fuckers

 

[hotoldrguy]

 

[SWR101]

Good morning fuckers

Good MORNING! Though I am sadly too long without being an actual “fucker”

 

[BrendaBear]

Good MORNING! Though I am sadly too long without being an actual “fucker”

I am familiar with this… condition…

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I just started fucking myself

(Figuratively, not literally)

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I just started fucking myself

(Figuratively, not literally)

https://voca.ro/141JgbOwg1zS

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

I just started fucking myself

(Figuratively, not literally)

I still feel like this warrants more detail.

 

[BrendaBear]

I just started fucking myself

(Figuratively, not literally)

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I still feel like this warrants more detail.

I have a whole goddamned thread about it. You were there. Shirtless. Shoveling.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

I have a whole goddamned thread about it. You were there. Shirtless. Shoveling.

Me? Shirtless? Couldn't be.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Me? Shirtless? Couldn't be.

I may have imagined that part. It helped

 

[johnsmith190812]

I may have imagined that part. It helped

Someone’s ready lol

 

[SWR101]

I have a whole goddamned thread about it. You were there. Shirtless. Shoveling.

See that was the disconnect for me, because I feel like that’s the literal version, and being unfairly and illogically bad to yourself is the figurative sense